5 dollar delivery fee?

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Jan 18, 2008
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#62
i just say "gas prices and ur boss raising the delivery fee took ur tip bro,..sorry,"...and shut the door!...

plus they get a check so im just saying,..times are tough all over,...they need to deal with it ,do the job, and proceed!...fuk it!..and especially when u get charged for lil side goodies ,but they 4get to put it in the fucking bag!!!...oh hell naw!...

but yea,...no tippin on this side,unless im at a restaurant and the bitch is fine,then still,maybe!,lol...
again, your either young or your broke.
 

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Mickey Fallon
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#64
ive never understood not tipping at a bar...its like drink at home then...unless the bartender is a complete asshole, takes forever to notice u or some shit, u should always tip
 
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lol at all the hate, let me rephrase it i tip at places in my area that i go to everyday or on a regular... but if i go there first time or dont plan on coming back i will not tip or i will run out the bar before i pay my tab... fuck it!
 
Sep 20, 2005
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#69
well, from my experience, if you get a drink, tip them 2 bucks or more, the next drink is gonna be even stronger. and im talkin bout dive spots, not no club will they wont even remember who tipped what.
yeah bars is what im talkin bout cheap bitches put a full glass of ice and barely a half a shot of liquor and rest is coke i dont even really go to bars cause there a rip off ill go maybe once in every two months
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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#70
they prolly put all types of shit in your food tho. they be spitting in your food and shit if you don't tip. that's the fucked up thing is if you don't tip they'll fuck with your food. i don't take the chance. that's the only reason i tip really. i don't tip bartenders much like ill give em a buck when they give me my first drink but i ain't giving em a buck every drink i order. how hard is it to pour a drink in a glass.
maybe the next time if it's the same person and they remember you...otherwise....they ain't gonan spit in your food in front of you...and if someone did that to me, that's probably get laid out on my fuckin porch. and then i'd call their work and tell them dude spit in my food and i knocked his ass out and someone needs to come pick him up.

bartenders on the other hand....if you give them a $5-10 tip off top, they'll hook you up all night unless your'e a total douche....or unless THEY are a total douche....cause i do that when i go out which is rare bu ti always get hooked up and loaded hella quick...haha
 

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blunt_hogg559
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yeah bars is what im talkin bout cheap bitches put a full glass of ice and barely a half a shot of liquor and rest is coke i dont even really go to bars cause there a rip off ill go maybe once in every two months
that don't never happen to me. i tip well and receive good service from then on out. my rum and cokes have hella rum with a splash of coke. treat others well and they will treat you well.
 

AlcoholicLoser

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#74
99.99% of the time they aint gonna be ordering the most expensive pizza in the bay.

and I can honestly say that has never happened in my experiance.

why would anyone order delivery if they low on funds?

take your broke ass to the dollar menu.(not u but u catch my drift)

and most people who tip don't order if they can't tip the driver. after u do it for a while u talk to the same customers and a few have told me

"man I've been broke, but I just got paid, so I had to cop that king arthurs supreme today"

I know if I want a pizza and can only pay exactly what it cost ill drive to get it.
but then again that's just me.


i heard that! i use to work for a pizza place... sometimes id drive 20 minutes out of the way to deliver some bitches pizza and they dont even tip me and i was usin my own gas... i should have rubbed my swetty bawls all over that pie.
 

HIM

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Sep 27, 2002
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#75
Try not tippin at the bar, your gonna get coke with a splash of liquor
Though I do tip, but I always watch them make my drink and if that s--t is happening, im not paying for it..its the bringing the food from BEHIND the wall s--t you have to be careful for..

Although not tipping is considered "socially wrong"...but f--king with someone's food should result in dome shots or death(not literally..then again) due to the sensitivity of it...you just dont do that s--t, especially just because they arent giving you EXTRA money. Tampering with someone's food is just unforgivable IMO..


i heard that! i use to work for a pizza place... sometimes id drive 20 minutes out of the way to deliver some bitches pizza and they dont even tip me and i was usin my own gas... i should have rubbed my swetty bawls all over that pie.
Damn, thats crazy...if its that bad, i hope you are making attempts to get out of the pizza game...
 

Gas One

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#77
im annoyed by people who have to have certain condiments taken off. where ordering one thing becomes a fucking game of vetoing 3-4 things off the meal. fuck. then you gotta ask questions, how its breaded, this, or that, do you use whole milk, i just wanna fly my fist in the back of the heads of those people.

now, if i got 15 bucks on my card and papa johns charges me a delivery fee, and i add a tip, these stupid mother fuckers still be looking at me like they get an extra tip, then be like 'ohh you added the tip thx' yeah you saw that already brodie

im very nice when ordering food, i even smile, and i never smile. but im not gonna go out of my way to make some peon ass mother fucker too happy, like this ugly ass bitch kept delivering my pizza so i just stopped ordering my food from them..problem solved..i was honestly was not tipping her because she was not visually appealing...because i was fired of fucking seeing her face right before i ate

then the bitch one day had the nerve to tell me about how school started out of nowhere while i was signing the shit ..uhh bitch wtf? ok great thxz for my pizza byeeee

due to that reason

you should have to be somewhat attractive to deliver food
or atleast dont have open sores yaknow?

i mean i tip based on the ability of that waiter and or waitress to do they job....im not just gonna tip and get bad service..that would make me a sucka...

i always tip bartenders tho, i refuse to not. you get ALOT better service as a good tipper. i learned that real early in life. to the point where a few times bartenders have let us stay after closing and continue to drink on the house. tipping in places like that can open you up to a whole new room in a place you never even knew existed lol
 

Chree

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#79
id do some shady shit sometimes too, if they was a dick or didnt tip and paid by card, id write in 3-4 bucks extra and not give them their copy or receipt lol and collect the tip at the store
 
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I used to deliver pizza in a shitty neighborhood. I'd work a 6 hour shift and get like $20 in tips if I was lucky.

Look, I understand. You're broke, I'm broke. But do you REALLY need me to dig in my pockets and give you your .37 cents back? Fuck you and all of your descendants.

Sometimes shit is tight and you can't tip, that's fine but please don't disgrace yourself and your ancestors by asking for the fucking coins back. Even if it's over .75 cents.

As for the original topic, the $5 fee is not the tip and the driver probably won't see any of it. Tell the driver that your pizza only cost $5 and give him the coins or $1.

For all the people who don't tip, you need to work in the food service industry for a few days. Your boss structures your income with the expectation that you will get tips. You'll see how dickish it is when broke ass bitches don't even tip a few cents.