5 dollar delivery fee?

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99.99% of the time they aint gonna be ordering the most expensive pizza in the bay.

and I can honestly say that has never happened in my experiance.

why would anyone order delivery if they low on funds?

take your broke ass to the dollar menu.(not u but u catch my drift)

and most people who tip don't order if they can't tip the driver. after u do it for a while u talk to the same customers and a few have told me

"man I've been broke, but I just got paid, so I had to cop that king arthurs supreme today"

I know if I want a pizza and can only pay exactly what it cost ill drive to get it.
but then again that's just me.
 
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and to be quite honest I never fucked with anyones pizza nor did my co workers. I just said that to scare u non tipping assholes.

not to say others don't tamper with your food or nuthin.

but im a due un to others type person. so I didn't fuck with food. I just would deliver the pizza at my own pace. givem like 2 packets of cheese and peppers. and bounce. oh id be polite but I aint going out the way to conversate or be all friendly and shit. I'd give customers 1 or 2 chance to tip before I put them in a higher priority delivery tier. u tip I try and get there 10-15 minutes. u don't tip then the 45 minute wait time we quote is in full effect.

u order something @ 8:25 on a friday night and live a mile away or less. the a tipper orders @ 8:40 right when the non tippers pizza comes out ill wait till my tippers pizza is out the oven then leave drop their pizza off first by 8:50-8:55 then deliver the non tipper around 9:00.

but im pretty sure yall could understand that. from a business aspect. I gotta get my hustle on and give the right customers the best product.

if u an old lady or old man or disabled u get a pass .
that sums it up right there, good customers will get great service.
 
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#44
99.99% of the time they aint gonna be ordering the most expensive pizza in the bay.

and I can honestly say that has never happened in my experiance.

why would anyone order delivery if they low on funds?

take your broke ass to the dollar menu.(not u but u catch my drift)

and most people who tip don't order if they can't tip the driver. after u do it for a while u talk to the same customers and a few have told me

"man I've been broke, but I just got paid, so I had to cop that king arthurs supreme today"

I know if I want a pizza and can only pay exactly what it cost ill drive to get it.
but then again that's just me.
when i stayed at my homies apartment we barely had enough money for pizza a few times it always went to bills but we always did the deals never really could tip the driver a few times
 
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I normally do too but am not feelin to hot right now and didnt feel like driving down to rural and university. Its Gus' Pizza. BOMB pizza. NY style. Love it.

I tipped the guy 3 bucks. Not really happy about paying 8 bucks to get it delivered but whatever.

Oh and I said the pizza cost five bucks. But I also got soda so that brought my total up like like 7.50.
wtf kinda bomb NY style pizza gonna cost $5? you have them deliver you a slice?
 
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i never tip even if they dont add a delivery fee... fuck that shit, they the dumbass taking the job in the first place, fuck the world!


i dont even tip at restaurants... waiters beware!!!!!!!!!!!!
they prolly put all types of shit in your food tho. they be spitting in your food and shit if you don't tip. that's the fucked up thing is if you don't tip they'll fuck with your food. i don't take the chance. that's the only reason i tip really. i don't tip bartenders much like ill give em a buck when they give me my first drink but i ain't giving em a buck every drink i order. how hard is it to pour a drink in a glass.
 

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Some Random Asshole
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You should have told them fuck your delivery fee and called a spot that has free delivery!
Real chop. That's hella simple too. lol

Just ordered a pizza.. they're charging me five dollars for delivery fee. So... is that the tip? Or do I gotta tip the muthafucka too? My PIZZA was barely five dollars. Gonna end up paying more for delivery and tip if I gotta do that.
You dont' HAVE to tip anyone or do shit.

If your pizza was barely $5 then FUCK tipping. They pay for the gas, and he shouldn't expect shit for a fuckin $5 order. Next time just go pick that shit up! lol
 
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ur trippin about a 5 dollar pizza?!!
FOR 5 BUCKS U COULDVE WENT TO COSTCO AND BOUGHT A 3 PACK OF DIGIORNO (sp?)

in fact im going to post my receipt from last night's delivery. maybe that will make you stfu.

~k.
 
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round tables is bomb tho, I remember when my homie used to work there in highschool, we'd always smoke with his coworkers and they'd make us free pizza. King Arthur's is the shit. This was in Los altos, he'd make delivery's in the hills so he'd come up like 50-60 a night from tips; that's enough to cover gas + an eighth
 

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i just say "gas prices and ur boss raising the delivery fee took ur tip bro,..sorry,"...and shut the door!...

plus they get a check so im just saying,..times are tough all over,...they need to deal with it ,do the job, and proceed!...fuk it!..and especially when u get charged for lil side goodies ,but they 4get to put it in the fucking bag!!!...oh hell naw!...

but yea,...no tippin on this side,unless im at a restaurant and the bitch is fine,then still,maybe!,lol...