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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Herro, I am from Japan and u?
Stranger: i'm from india
Stranger: :)
You: Oh coor
You: what part?
Stranger: bangalore
Stranger: well
Stranger: south india
Stranger: u?
You: Bangarore, nice, I heard arot about there
Stranger: tokyo?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: coool
Stranger: nice to know
Stranger: :)
You: yes from tokyo
Stranger: niiiice
You: Have you ever heard of HAD?
Stranger: tokyo drift
Stranger: HAD?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wats tat?
You: Yes..HAD
You: Human Ass Dog, he is my Rord and Saviour
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dono abt tat
You: Yeah, he was great, untir my parents ate him :-(
Stranger: ur parents ate him?
Stranger: how can tat happen?
You: yes :**-(
You: why would you bring up such a sore subject for me?
Stranger: well
Stranger: u talked abt HAD
You: How do you know about HAD?
Stranger: u jst told me
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: forget it
You: No I didn't...you ate him too
Stranger: wat do u do?
Stranger: gr8
You: YOU BASTARD!!! I KIRR YOU!!!!!!
Stranger: FUCK OFF!!
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This one was pretty good haha.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
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at the welfare mall
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You: Phil is that you?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: DAVID?
You: holy shit man!
You: yeah, it's David!
Stranger: How've you been?
You: good good, just got a divorce from that bitch Jessica
You: some serious shit went down
Stranger: I am fucking that bitch Jessica.
You: oh shit really?
Stranger: She is tied up in my closet right now.
You: dude...she was cheating on me with this other dude...she got AIDS now, that's why I divorced her
Stranger: Are you serious..?
You: yeah...damn, man you should get tested
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!
You: I'm sorry Phil
Stranger: It's okay.
You: while she is in your closet can you get in a few punches for me?
Stranger: Tell your sister she should get tested..
You: dude, Becky died like 5 years ago man
You: that's just wrong
Stranger: So wait.. last night... oh god..
You: Damn, not a good week for you at all Phil
Stranger: I know...
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Ahhhhhhahahaha I remember this one. That shit actually made me laugh hella hard.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
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at the welfare mall
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hows you today, stranger?!
You: aight, you?
Stranger: not too shabby.
You: where you from yo?
Stranger: where ya from dude?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the UK!
You: I'm from New York city kid, word to god...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: :D that's awesome!
You: listen dun, I'm in the dope spot right now so if it takes a second to get back to you that's why
Stranger: always wanted to go there!
You: word life, you should come here B.
You: I'll show you round the projects, like a ghetto tour guide or some shit, word to motha
Stranger: i will one day. and i'll bring my band with me to play some venues. fancy having a listen? :) http://www.myspace.com/sweetsostheband
You: ahhh man, that music is low down grimey
You: I'm feelin' it yo, good lookin out B
You: hold up yo, someone is at the door
Stranger: alright
You: Damn dun my mans got shot, word life I'm about to merk me a motherfucka, peel his wig back with my .45.
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lol @ this fool linking me to his bands myspace page.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
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at the welfare mall
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rape isn't funny
You: unless you are raping a clown!
You: thanks for the laughs folks, I'll be here all night long!
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lol that's a great joke though.
 
Jan 29, 2005
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PHX
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: como estas
You: whats good in the hood
You: <<< just bringing the phonk and mobbin on tacos
You: quiet type, all good though
You: tears fall from the castles around mah heart
Stranger: do u want to woatch me uhmm . . . play on cam for u? (;
You: nah ese, I want to watch you eat tacos
Stranger: ok (= babwe go look @ my pro
You: eat tacos on cam for me bb
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: my name is Crazie Locs

You: check out my music video please

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-JIWeC_s4

Stranger: Okay,i Will check that

You: ok. let me know what you think

Stranger: Wait,Dont stop this chat, i Will watch you video

You: ok

You: please check it out and tell me what you think

Stranger: Wait

Stranger: What the name of your video search?

You: crazie locs

Stranger: Oke, wait

You: crazie locs str8 outta east side san jo homie, naaamsaaaaaaaaayin

Stranger: Your video is so funny,hahaha,i like that

You: thank I appreciate it. you are so kind and generous. thank you so much

Stranger: Yourwelcome,where are you come from?i see your video,that you people of China?

You: can you purchase my album? http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/crazielocs/from/viglink

You: and tell your friends about crazie locs nawmsaaayin

You: Im str8 outa east side san jo homie naawmsaaaain

Stranger: Ooo,oke

You: dis iz crazie locs frum san jose,gotta second album dat just came out called m.c.eiht presents crazie locs trying 2 make it in these streests.me,and m.c.eiht frum compton doin big thangs.doin it live,and direct.the album feat.the game,mc eiht,yukmouth,rappin 4 tay,andre nickatina,twista,young nobel,akon,and more.a must have if enjoy these stars.

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