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Fucky McFuckerson

Sicc OG
#41
May 9, 2002
37,066
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#41
Stranger: ive seen the future brother
You: What the...
Stranger: it is murder
You: how did i get here?
Stranger: dont worry
You: is this the future?
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is
You: ugggh
You: this doesnt look good
Stranger: listen to me very carefully
You: ok
Stranger: barack obama
Stranger: you know that guy?
You: HAD?
You: i know Human Ass Dog
You: do you?
You: he brought me here
Stranger: nom but i guess you will show it to me
Stranger: btard :))
You: only he who knows can see what lyth in what
Stranger: fuck this place, it is full of you
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niguardian

niguardian

Sicc OG
#42
Aug 6, 2008
10,132
195
0
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#42
hilarious

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a yeast infection
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Stranger: bwhahaha
You: wtf is that ugly ass shit?!?!
You: i dont get it
Stranger: pasted wrong
You: fuckin dumb ass
You have disconnected.
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Chree

Chree

Medicated
#44
Dec 7, 2005
32,363
13,860
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#44
You: http://www.ratemyshocker.com/CMS/play/Videos/_Water_Sports/The_Famous_Dolphin_Head_Video
Stranger: i'm afraid of your link
You: dont be
You: its a link
You: Have faith in Human Ass Dog
You: He is our lord and savior
Stranger: snuffx
Stranger: that doesn't look good
You: All Praise Be HADSAHALLA
Stranger: i do not think i will watch this hand on a dolphin
You: lol
Stranger: i believe a bad man is going to do badness

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ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

Sicc OG
#46
Apr 25, 2002
15,044
157
0
#46
Mr. Rictus said:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: hello
You: i would like to talk to you about HAD
Stranger: had?
You: have you found HAD?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: in my garage
Stranger: is a HAD
Stranger: and in my bedroom too
You: so you have accepted human ass dog as your lord and savior?
Stranger: i collect hads
You: yes, HAD is all around us
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i have hads
Stranger: from all the people i kill
You: welcome brother/sister it is good to find another follower of HAD
Stranger: you must be mistakin
You: you said you have found HAD
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but i dont mean HAD
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: had
Stranger: everybody has a had
Stranger: you
Stranger: know?
You: HAD = human ass dog
Stranger: ah
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i think
You: like i said
Stranger: had = a something you wear on your body
You: glad you you have also found the light of our savior
Stranger: do you found HAD?
You: I have already found HAD
Stranger: where?
You: HAD will reveal himself to us soon
Stranger: really?
You: the end days is near
Stranger: ouh
You: HAD will rise again and deliver us all to the dog house
Stranger: end
Stranger: what does he she it looks like?
You: a human ass dog
Stranger: man
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: :D
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: i find nothing funny about the lord
Stranger: yeah okay
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i am from he that gives life; HAD
Stranger: usa great britain crotia germany ...?
Stranger: which country
You: do you plan to share the word of HAD with others?
You: sharing the word of HAD is the only true road to salvation
Stranger: first i would like to know where you are from
Stranger: you know i am from
Stranger: germany
Stranger: in germany
Stranger: human ass dog = menschlicher arsch hund
Stranger: that sounds really funny:D
You: do you know about the mother plane?
Stranger: aliens?
Stranger: they plan an invasion???
You: a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night
Stranger: ouhh
Stranger: strange
Stranger: do you heard about DAD
Stranger: ?
You: HAD exists within the mother plane
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: okay
Stranger: DAD = dumb ass dog
Stranger: this is revolution man
Stranger: you know what i'm talkin about
Stranger: fuck HAD
Stranger: celebrate DAD
Stranger: !
You: HAD is our lord and savior
Stranger: okay
Stranger: man
Stranger: you are boring
Stranger: really
You: your only way to salvation is to take HAD into your heart
Stranger: yeah maybe later
Stranger: or tommorrow
You: and join HAD on the mother plane
Stranger: or next year
Stranger: okay have a nive
Stranger: nice day
Stranger: you are not very conservable
Stranger: :(
You: nive HAD to you too brother
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: my friend
Stranger: good night:-*
You: may the HAD be with you
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:ermm:
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#48
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
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at the welfare mall
#48
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, I'm Chree
Stranger: r u a guy or a gal
You: bull dyke...you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

:(:(:(
 
Doxx

Doxx

Sicc OG
#49
Apr 25, 2002
5,281
18
0
strivin.com
#49
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: first of all

Stranger: i need to know

Stranger: right

Stranger: now

You: YOU SNITCHIN?

Stranger: will you

Stranger: give me

Stranger: an alabama hot pocket

Stranger: cuz if not

You: SHOW ME YO PAPERWORK! SNITCHES GET DITCHES.

Stranger: oh fuck. another retard.

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I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
#50
Apr 25, 2002
21,002
86
48
#50
talkin to some broad now...she lives in london and is asking me about the states.....bitch is actually pretty cool...i told her where i visited in London and she said it's a SHITHOLE...lol...which i knew already.....

nuttkase....thanks for the entertainment homey!
 
Chree

Chree

Medicated
#51
Dec 7, 2005
32,363
13,860
113
39
#51
You: HI
Stranger: hello, could you tell me when Bill Turner will graduate from college?
You: I HEARD HE HAS A 16" DICC
You: AZTECA TOLD ME THAT
Stranger: i think you're right
You: HE SEARCHED THE INTERNETS WIDE AND FAR FOR 16" DICCS AND FOUND HE HAS 1
Stranger: and then what?
You: HE FAPPED TO IT
You: AND GOT BANNED
Stranger: yes
You: BANNAGE FOR ALL HOMOS
You: FUCK 90s BABIES TOO
Stranger: I was born in the 90s :(
You: FUCK 90 THRU 2000 AND BEYOND
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loll
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
#52
Jan 18, 2008
7,756
2,745
0
43
Rip City
#52
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the safe word is whiskey
You: i recommend you stop being such a faggot
Stranger: twat did you say? i cunt hear you.
You: HAD fo life
You: Human Ass Dog bitch
Stranger: you're not making any sense.
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#56
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#56
SouthernComfort said:
what does that mean? someone wrote /B/rother?
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It's 4chan's "open board." More or less anything weird/funny you have seen on the internet starts there.

They call themselves /b/tards because the image boards are /a/, /b/, etc and /b/ is the open one where anything goes.

I've seen a lot of funny shit on there and also a lot of shit I wish I never saw lol.
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

Sicc OG
#57
Apr 25, 2002
15,044
157
0
#57
Nuttkase said:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, I'm Chree
Stranger: r u a guy or a gal
You: bull dyke...you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

:(:(:(
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OH SHIT!!! That actually made me laugh out loud!!!!

People at work are like WTF?
 
dali

dali

Sicc OG
#59
Feb 28, 2006
2,012
429
83
39
#59
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: whats up
Stranger: Nothin just talking to you beautiful ;D
You: how do you know im beautiful
Stranger: Cause I know everything
You: how old am i
Stranger: I can only say 1 thing about you the rest will cost $9.99
You: ok then say it
Stranger: Say the free one?
You: yes
Stranger: I already did
You: you said you know everything now tell me how fucking old i am
Stranger: It's that you were beautiful
Stranger: Watch the language please
You: ok, how do i pay you for the rest, got paypall?
You: Ok, sorry kind sir
Stranger: Nope. You have yo hand deliver it
You: oh, ok
You: so where would that delivery take place
You: you should stop jacking your tiny dick and anwer my question
Stranger: Just follow the river north, take a left, than a right on the next street, than climb the mountains than there you will find me
Stranger: How did you know I had a tiny dick?
You: i guessed
You: i don't know and neither do i care
Stranger: You scare me!
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#60
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#60
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hows you today, stranger?!
You: aight, you?
Stranger: not too shabby.
You: where you from yo?
Stranger: where ya from dude?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the UK!
You: I'm from New York city kid, word to god...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: :D that's awesome!
You: listen dun, I'm in the dope spot right now so if it takes a second to get back to you that's why
Stranger: always wanted to go there!
You: word life, you should come here B.
You: I'll show you round the projects, like a ghetto tour guide or some shit, word to motha
Stranger: i will one day. and i'll bring my band with me to play some venues. fancy having a listen? :) http://www.myspace.com/sweetsostheband
You: ahhh man, that music is low down grimey
You: I'm feelin' it yo, good lookin out B
You: hold up yo, someone is at the door
Stranger: alright
You: Damn dun my mans got shot, word life I'm about to merk me a motherfucka, peel his wig back with my .45.
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