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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,551
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at the welfare mall
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: M or F


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


You: 41/m/hollywood


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hahahaha..
 

infinity

( o )( o )
May 4, 2005
16,189
64,829
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UOENO, CA
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.

Stranger: im a male tryin to tlk to a nice girl

You: I'm an awesome actor.

You: I can pretend?

Stranger: o really lol how do i know ur really him lol

You: Well believe! Do you have Twitter? I will post a picture holding a sign that says Omegle to let you know you've won! Congrats.

You: @realmattdamon give me a moment and I will take the picture and tweet it.

Stranger: no but i have fb lol

You: You have to be over the age of 18 though. Are you?

Stranger: ya lol

You: Are you in the US or will this be an international flight?

Stranger: in the us

You: Ok good.

You: Male or female? There is also a gift package so I need to know.

Stranger: Male

You: Would you suck my dick?

Stranger: fuck no nigga lol u aint matt damon lol

You: Okay nevermind. Don't tell TMZ I did this.

Stranger: he to cool to be gay

You: Don't tell Ben Affleck

You have disconnected.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,551
113
44
at the welfare mall
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hi


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


Stranger: Why


You: I'm sorry I don't understand. What do you mean why?


Stranger: U no damon and why?


You: It's a random promotion between Omegle and myself. You have won. As long as you are over the age of 18.


Stranger: Ok prove u damon


You: Do you have a Twitter? I will post a pic of myself holding a sign that says Omegle so that you know you have won.


You: I do need to know that you are over the age of 18 though.


Stranger: Ya


Stranger: Im 18


You: Okay thank you. One second.


You: There is also a gift package involved. Are you male or female?


You: Also check my Twitter now.


Stranger: I dont hav a twitter


Stranger: Male


You: Okay, well you can still view mine. It is @mattdamon the picture is up now. Congrats!


Stranger: K wait a sec


You: Okay will do. I will need some more info though for you to claim the prize. Can I please have your complete birthdate and social security number.


Stranger: Ok no socail security #


Stranger: 1994


You: Sorry you can not claim the prize without a valid SS#.


Stranger: K wait a sec again


You: Okay.


You: Soooo.. how's your night going?


You: Are you there? Please reply in the next 15 seconds or the prize will be forfeited to the next random Omegle user.


You: 15


You: 14


You: 13


Stranger: Ya


You: 12


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.

Stranger: Fuck u asshole!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh my fucking god I'm going to die ahahahaha.