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niguardian

niguardian

Sicc OG
#82
Aug 6, 2008
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#82
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WANNA SUKK IT BITCH
Stranger: ...
You: YEAH THATS RIGHT JUS LIKE THAT
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niguardian

niguardian

Sicc OG
#83
Aug 6, 2008
10,132
195
0
39
#83
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: CAN I EJACULATE ON YOUR FACE
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HAHAAAA
 
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aboutmydolla$

Sicc OG
#84
Jan 30, 2006
624
2
0
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#84
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'll never let a bitch lil bow wow me
Stranger: why not
Stranger: id let her
You: cause im from deep east fargo
Stranger: are you drowning?
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iaoish

iaoish

Sicc OG
#85
May 14, 2002
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#85
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: troll harder
You: BUT I STILL WANT TO EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOODE IN YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: http://forums.netphoria.org/general-chat-archive/7162-grossest-story-evar.html

which is this story:

Ok... my friend Ryan just walked in my room and told me something that happened to his best friend Steve last night. I am so revolted I want to vomit.

This is almost too vulgar to post on netphoria... but here...I need to blab to someone about this.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. Ok. Fine. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else. He dumped her by the way...
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Damn that's discusting
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
#86
Jan 18, 2008
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#86
lmao....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hail hail
You: bored
You: hail what?
You: HAD?
Stranger: where you from?
You: siccness california
You: small town by San fran
You: or mayor is named chree
Stranger: i c. How is it this time of year?
You: its always rainin game
You: where the fuck you from
Stranger: scotland... so dont mention rain to me :D
You: have you ever givin yourself a stranger?
Stranger: i havent. Have you?
You: yea, i sat on my hand too long and it turned into rubber
You: i couldnt feel my hand
Stranger: did it really feel like someone else?
You: yea, but i couldnt really control it cuz i couldnt feel it, i kinda just slapped my cock around
You: plus my cock is shaped like a "j"
Stranger: i prefer just fucking my sister when she gets into a deep sleep
You: yea i once fucked your sister when she was asleep, i would get tested if i were you
Stranger: she is a slut so good idea
You: buy my rims negga
You: give a shout out to siccness california on here now!
You: you cant fade the funk of a nasty dunk bitch
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MEXCOM

MEXCOM

Sicc OG
#88
Feb 9, 2003
8,398
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#88
Stranger: I hate funk tbh
You: you hate Funk?
You: how can you hate Funk?
Stranger: Easil;y
Stranger: Listen to it.
Stranger: Everyone hates it.
You: I have
Stranger: Thats why it isnt popular
Stranger: It is shite
You: it isn't popular?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Not in UK or USA anyway
You: the most famous and influential musicians ever are funk based
You: Not in Uk or USA?
Stranger: Oh, what other names for funk are there?
Stranger: Im not sure what you mean by funk?
You: Funk is a type of music
You: that's what I mean
Stranger: I know twatty
You: twatty? lol
Stranger: Name a famouse funk musician
You: is that some sort of UK slang?
Stranger: Come on
You: George Clinton
Stranger: Name a famous funk musician
Stranger: Shit
You: I bet your teeth are all fucked up too
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: I bet your a fat cunt
You: People in Europe usually have messed up teeth
Stranger: Yeh...
Stranger: Im sure...
You: the word is you're not your
You: idiot
Stranger: idiot
You: no u
Stranger: *you
Stranger: not u
You: no u
Stranger: You fat cunt
You: no u
Stranger: FAT YANK BASTARD
You: no u
Stranger: FUCKING DOPEY CUNT
You: no u
Stranger: YOU ON YOUR LAPTOP AT MCDONALDS ARE YA?
You: no u
Stranger: YOU FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: V
You: no u
You: v
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: v
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKERVVVV
You: no u
Stranger: VVV
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
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You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
Stranger: VV
You: no u
Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: VV
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: YOUR FAT
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: HAHAH
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHAH
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHA
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
You: no u
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHAH
Stranger: H
Stranger: AHH
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: HA
You: no u
Stranger: HAHH
Stranger: A
You: no u
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: H
Stranger: AHA
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: AH
Stranger: AH
Stranger: HA
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HHH
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: HHH
Stranger: H
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: HHHH
You: no u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#89
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#89
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I just called...to say...I love you!
Stranger: I agree
You: Oh my god? really
Stranger: Oh looks like the last one disconnected
You: I've wanted to tell you for so long
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Haha, they typed "I agree" like the second I pasted the first part. Worked perfect.
 
3VID3NC3

3VID3NC3

Sicc OG
#90
Apr 25, 2002
3,020
2
38
#90
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i poop alot
Stranger: happy for ya
You: thanks
Stranger: should where nappies then
Stranger: its rude to poop in public
You: i do sometimes
You: i like pooping on the curb
Stranger: you should do at all times
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: i take it your american?
You: no
You: chinese
Stranger: where you from then
Stranger: o so is it native to poop on the streets in your country then?
You: sometimes
You: its much funner
Stranger: alright congrats your the 5th spaz ive talked to on this webby give yourself around of applause :)
You: how about i just take a poop
You: when was the last time you went poop
Stranger: how about you FUCKOFF :)
Stranger: your a sad little prick you know that
You: how often do you poop
Stranger: fukcoff you stupid cunt is everyone on here retarded?
You: why so serious
Stranger: because your a childish wanka
You: ra ra ra ra!
Stranger: and if you lived anywhere near me id stand on your fuckin head
You: ill trade you some poop
Stranger: try knock some sense into you fuckin retard
Stranger: yoru not chinese
Stranger: the chinese are intelligent your probably a fuckin YANK
You: why because i poop alot
Stranger: well yeah america is a shitty country so that would explain and yo udo talk alot of shit out your mouth so i suspose you do poop alot dont you lol
You: i fart alot too
Stranger: listen lad your an immature fucking retard go jump off a building or something
Stranger: and your definitely a virgin
You: especially when i eat my grandmas kung pao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#93
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#93
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck, not you again. Are you following me on here?
Stranger: it wasn't my fault.
Stranger: i didn't ask to be here.
Stranger: it just, you know, happened.
You: your mother should have swallowed you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

Sicc OG
#94
Feb 7, 2006
6,794
229
0
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#94
MEXCOM said:
Stranger: I hate funk tbh
You: you hate Funk?
You: how can you hate Funk?
Stranger: Easil;y
Stranger: Listen to it.
Stranger: Everyone hates it.
You: I have
Stranger: Thats why it isnt popular
Stranger: It is shite
You: it isn't popular?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Not in UK or USA anyway
You: the most famous and influential musicians ever are funk based
You: Not in Uk or USA?
Stranger: Oh, what other names for funk are there?
Stranger: Im not sure what you mean by funk?
You: Funk is a type of music
You: that's what I mean
Stranger: I know twatty
You: twatty? lol
Stranger: Name a famouse funk musician
You: is that some sort of UK slang?
Stranger: Come on
You: George Clinton
Stranger: Name a famous funk musician
Stranger: Shit
You: I bet your teeth are all fucked up too
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: I bet your a fat cunt
You: People in Europe usually have messed up teeth
Stranger: Yeh...
Stranger: Im sure...
You: the word is you're not your
You: idiot
Stranger: idiot
You: no u
Stranger: *you
Stranger: not u
You: no u
Stranger: You fat cunt
You: no u
Stranger: FAT YANK BASTARD
You: no u
Stranger: FUCKING DOPEY CUNT
You: no u
Stranger: YOU ON YOUR LAPTOP AT MCDONALDS ARE YA?
You: no u
Stranger: YOU FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
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Stranger: FAT FUCKER
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: V
You: no u
You: v
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: v
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: FAT FUCKERVVVV
You: no u
Stranger: VVV
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: VV
You: no u
Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: VV
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You: no u
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
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You: no u
Stranger: V
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Stranger: YOUR FAT
You: no u
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: HAHAH
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHAH
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHA
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
You: no u
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHA
You: no u
Stranger: AHHAHAH
Stranger: H
Stranger: AHH
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: HA
You: no u
Stranger: HAHH
Stranger: A
You: no u
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: H
Stranger: AHA
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: AH
Stranger: AH
Stranger: AH
Stranger: HA
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HHH
You: no u
You: no u
Stranger: HHH
Stranger: H
Stranger: H
You: no u
Stranger: HHHH
You: no u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I basically got into the same shit with another british poster on that shit
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#95
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#95
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rape isn't funny
You: unless you are raping a clown!
You: thanks for the laughs folks, I'll be here all night long!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
#96
Jan 18, 2008
7,756
2,745
0
43
Rip City
#96
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont make me fuck start your head
Stranger: I love the old skull fuck
You: i'll rape your face
Stranger: Ill stick it in your ear
You: you faggot
You: ear fucker
Stranger: I bet I've talked to someone I know today
You: how fucking cute
Stranger: Ive told everyone to try this stupid thing out
Stranger: fag
You: siccness.net bitch
You: and dotn forget the /vb mother fucker
Stranger: whats siccness
You: the last santuary for gangsta rap duh
Stranger: sick
You: no sicc
You: get it write or get your head caved in by killa tay
You: write = right
You: lol
Stranger: hah
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#97
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#97
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this the police?
You: I'm being raped right now...hold on
Stranger: Not the police, then.
You: can you call them for me? or would that be snitchin'?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
#99
Jan 18, 2008
7,756
2,745
0
43
Rip City
#99
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: is this max b?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: max r
You: WTF this aint Max B?
Stranger: dunno
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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