Talk with total strangers online.

[Rezin]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bye
You have disconnected.

 

[Doxx]

Fuck, I'm gonna be in there all day now...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: WTF?!?! THIS AINT MAX B'S TWITTER FEED?!?!?!? WTF?!!?!?!?

Stranger: jep

You: WTF?!?! THIS AINT SICCNESS.NET BEING BOUGHT BY A GERMAN DOOKIE PORN SITE?!?!?!? WTF?!!?!?!?

Stranger: jawel

You: AY WUT COLOR IS YO MUVVA B?

Stranger: jellow

You: WTF?!?! YOU CUBAN B?!?!?!? WTF?!!?!?!?

Stranger: baaaay

You: WTF?!?! THIS AINT TONY MONTANA THINKIN A FLAMINGO IS A PELICAN?!?!?!? WTF?!!?!?!?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Kon1]

lol this fool just started naming all these

Stranger: internet yo
Stranger: omegle yo
Stranger: google yo
Stranger: yahoo yo
You: shit yes yo
Stranger: amazon yo
Stranger: msn yo
Stranger: hotmail yo
Stranger: aol yo
Stranger: skype yo
Stranger: steam yo
Stranger: Counter strike yo

 

[Nuttkase]

That was awesome Doxx.

 

[Toro]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no hoe
Stranger: hi
Stranger: heo
Stranger: hoe
You: d lo dont give a fuck about no hoe
You: no hoe no hoe no hoe no hoe
Stranger: co?
You: d lo d lo d lo d lo d lo d lo
Stranger: nie pierdziel mi turaj głupot
You: dlo=give a fuck about no hoe
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ColdBlooded]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: polisch
Stranger: ?
You: english
Stranger: ok
You: human ass dog
You: ?
Stranger: no!!
You: no??
Stranger: what?
You: human ass dog
You: ?
Stranger: ass dog?
You: human
Stranger: human?
You: ass
You: dog
You: ?
Stranger: what is going on?
You: chillin, what's up with you?
Stranger: noth...
You: human ass dog
You: ?
Stranger:
nothing
Stranger: nara dupo psa
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[I AM]

btw, i'm also tellin all these fools to hit up the Siccness!!!!!!! lol

 

[niguardian]

HAHAAAAAAAAA i could do dis shit all day

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is the plural of platypus "platypus," "platypusen," or "platypii?"
You: KILL WHITEY
Stranger: i would like to subscribe to your newsletter
You: HEIL HITLER
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[I AM]

how the fuck did i end up talkin to the OVERTLY FUCKING GAY PERSON? lol....

 

[Doxx]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: TIDDIES & PUSSU!!!

Stranger: ewww

Stranger: i only like cocks

You: BUY MY RIMS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Toro]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: TIDDIES & PUSSU!!!

Stranger: ewww

Stranger: i only like cocks

You: BUY MY RIMS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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haha

 

[niguardian]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: hi
Stranger: anybody there?
You: WTF DIS AINT CHOPPAS SUIT DOIN THAT NEW LOOSE AS A GOOSE DANCE WTF?!?!
You: SICCNESS.NET = KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK
Stranger: klack klack
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stranger: wassup?1
You: MY NAME IS TWEEZE N IM FROM DUMB ASS EAST OAKLAND E.27TH UUUUUUU BITCH!!!
Stranger: what ya doning?
You: MASTURBATING
Stranger: biatch
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im so wet
You: IT BETTER NOT STANK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[I AM]

LMAO.....

You: so do you worship HAD?
Stranger: HAD?
You: HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you ?
You: why the fuck not? hell yes i do. HAD is my saviour
You: HAD is everywhere, at all times
You: gettin hyphy and dumb and stupid
You: poppin thizz and giggin
You: do you be giggin?
You: yes or no fucker?
Stranger: no
You: i don't have all day

 

[niguardian]

lol

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: U BETTER HAVE A PUSSY IM TIRED A TALKIN 2 DUDES
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[Doxx]

Seriously, this is gonna take up my whole day! LOL

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: IF YOU REPLY YOU HELLA GAY

Stranger: yo

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[Nuttkase]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Phil is that you?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: DAVID?
You: holy shit man!
You: yeah, it's David!
Stranger: How've you been?
You: good good, just got a divorce from that bitch Jessica
You: some serious shit went down
Stranger: I am fucking that bitch Jessica.
You: oh shit really?
Stranger: She is tied up in my closet right now.
You: dude...she was cheating on me with this other dude...she got AIDS now, that's why I divorced her
Stranger: Are you serious..?
You: yeah...damn, man you should get tested
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!
You: I'm sorry Phil
Stranger: It's okay.
You: while she is in your closet can you get in a few punches for me?
Stranger: Tell your sister she should get tested..
You: dude, Becky died like 5 years ago man
You: that's just wrong
Stranger: So wait.. last night... oh god..
You: Damn, not a good week for you at all Phil
Stranger: I know...
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[Toro]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MARK
You: huh?
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: its me mark!
Stranger: is that your name
Stranger: what
You: howd you know??
Stranger: is mark really your name?
You: yes!!! howd you know!!!
Stranger: as mine is mark!
You: OH MY GAWD!!!
You: buy my rims?
Stranger: ey?
You: buy my rims nigga!
Stranger: buy your rims?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: my rims, you buy
Stranger: how much
Stranger: where you from
You: im from siccness.net/vb
You: only $10
You: my rims http://www.donkeys.net/images/miniature-donkey-RimFire-RH-6046-Oct-24-02a.jpg
Stranger: will have a look
You: !!!
Stranger:
Stranger: name the capital of your country
You: chreetopia
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[niguardian]

aight i gotta stop im havin 2 much fun, this thread may go down in history

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: white power!!!
Stranger: holy crap
You: kill dem naggars!!!
Stranger: seriously?
You: nah im just playin i hate honkeys
Stranger: WTF
You: fuckin cracka ass crackas
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[I AM]

http://omegle.com/

This shit can be really funny, I saw it posted on a different board.



Guess they didn't like me worshiping HAD.

if i could give you 10 props for this post i would...

spent the lsat 15 minutes talking about rape, faggots, lil wayne (being a faggot), and asians in seattle.....

 

[Nuttkase]

Yeah, I think there is a lot of /b/tards on that site already which doesn't surprise me.