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ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
Feb 27, 2006
18,164
106,200
113
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Paris, France
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You: POP A PILL, I'M ON THAT
Stranger: what?
You: SIPPIN LEAN, I'M ON THAT
You: SMOKIN LOUD, I'M ON THAT
Stranger: what da hell
You: GETTIN MONEY, I'M ON THAT
You: FUCKIN HOES, I'M ON THAT
You: SHOOTIN NIGGAS, I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
Stranger: Omg stop
You: I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
You: #BANGBANG
You: #300
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,551
113
44
at the welfare mall
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hi


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and the The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


Stranger: Asl


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why would you leave if you won? Dumbass.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,551
113
44
at the welfare mall
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi!


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


Stranger: i dont believe you.


You: Well believe! Do you have Twitter? I will post a picture holding a sign that says Omegle to let you know you've won! Congrats.


Stranger: whats your twitter name? post the pic and ill find it.


You: @realmattdamon give me a moment and I will take the picture and tweet it.


You: You have to be over the age of 18 though. Are you?


Stranger: let me know when its up. im 21.


Stranger: and i hope its really you. im a big fan. lol.


You: Will do. Are you in the US or will this be an international flight?


Stranger: us


You: Okay thank you.


You: One second.


You: Male or female? There is also a gift package so I need to know.


Stranger: male


You: Would you suck my dick?


Stranger: definitely not.


You: Okay nevermind. Don't tell TMZ I did this.


You have disconnected.
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha yesssss.