You ever jack off and....

[fillyacup]

i fucking lover thast girl. is tahst real?

 

[FDS]

Me neither. I swear, sometimes I nearly doze off with my cock in my hand, on some old-geezer tip, drooling and fighting to keep my eyes open and whatnot.

HAHAHAHHAHAA

 

[Romanowski21]

LMFAO, great thread, fap tatics is the best! Or What about when you catch that shit in your hand like it was a cup, and you take the walk of shame to the bathroom and rinse it off down the sink. And you slowly lift your head and your staring back at your self, like damm cuz cuz, you were supposed to be saving up for the next bitch, but you have no idea when that will be so your save-a-nut cycle gets fucked.

 

[FDS]

How can we turn this into a Damu thread?

 

[SouthernComfort]

I hate it when i jump on the sicc for just a minute, cuz im going to go somewhere or something, and in a thread someone posts a pic of pussu or tiddies, and im like FUCKKKKKKKKK i wasent planning on fapping, and then i have to. but you dont want to cuz you know its gonna take like an extra 15 minutes, to clean-up, clear all the history, make sure everything is straight, put the folder back in the recycling bin etc..

 

[5ive1en]

Marty is definitely going to subscribe to this thread, lol. J/k

 

[FDS]

LMFAO, great thread, fap tatics is the best! Or What about when you catch that shit in your hand like it was a cup, and you take the walk of shame to the bathroom and rinse it off down the sink. And you slowly lift your head and your staring back at your self, like damm cuz cuz, you were supposed to be saving up for the next bitch, but you have no idea when that will be so your save-a-nut cycle gets fucked.

 

[FDS]

Marty is definitely going to subscribe to this thread

fixed

 

[5ive1en]

LMAO! FDS, gotta hand it to ya, bruh-goon. You come up with some classic threads!

 

[Ez-Roo]

our mascot

 

[FDS]

lol this aint my thread! but thanks anyway hahahaha

 

[FDS]

lol @ people assuming i would b the creator of a masturbation thread

 

[FDS]

i would tho i cant even lie

 

[FDS]

i might make 9 more masturbation threads before sunrise.

 

[5ive1en]

Hahahaha! My bad, i thought it was your thread!

 

[Meta4iCAL]

fds didn't start the thread, but he has more than twice as many posts as anyone else has in it, ahaha

 

[5ive1en]

fds didn't start the thread, but he has more than twice as many posts as anyone else has in it, ahaha

LMAO, no shit. That's why I figured it was his thread, lol.

lol @ FDS dominating the masturbating thread.

 

[FDS]

many lonely nights my friends.

i was pushing 200+ lbs when i was in middle school, i was gettin no signs of Pussu so i had to get creative.

 

[FDS]

i was still gettin more pussu then artistic tho

 

[FDS]