You ever jack off and....

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Aug 9, 2005
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lmao

everybody that knows me knows i got a big ass 30gb folder fulla porn on my computer called "PORN", im a grown ass man i dont give a fuck

LOL sounds good, but my girl gets jealous when i start working out! Who you trying to lose your belly for????? Why you eating healthy for huu? avacado's and whole wheat shit????? I know its not for me!! lol
 
May 27, 2009
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There was this one comedian that said something along the lines of: "I'm getting so old, I don't even have sex to have sex any more. I have sex so that I'll have something to think about when I jack off later."

Half the time I won't even bust a nut when I'm with a female. I'll fight that shit all night just to add more shit to the spank bank.
 
Mar 13, 2007
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forreals, external hard drives are the shit
all you need is one of those and youll be downloading
porn,music, software like crazy cuz you aint got to worry bout filling up your pc.