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RIP DUKE BROTHERS
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BUT THEN U START THINKIN LIKE, IF THE FEDS EVER RAIDED THE SPOT AND TOOK MY COMPUTER, THEY HAVE WAYS OF FINDING OUT ALL THE OLD SHIT IVE LOOKED AT.

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CHREEEEPY.
 
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whats funnier is when folks use my computer and i forget to delete my browsing history and they log on my craigslist and see that i've looked at all the hooker ads lol.

or they google search and they can see my pasts searches and see shit like

"fat booty latina"
"fine latinas"
"white girl fat booty"
"big nipples hairy puss"
"huge areolas"

"BBW latinas"
HAHAHAHA!!!!
 

28g w/o the bag

politically incorrect
Jan 18, 2003
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Your dirty sinful hands are moving about from mouse to keyboard from tube 8 to PornoHub to jizzhutt or wherever ect and you get cleaned up. Short time later friend or forbid mother/family comes over and wants to check their e-mail or some shit...

In your mind are you like ... should i tell them to get out of the freak nasty zone? I dont care if my girl uses it unwashed but....

lol I use Clorox wipes on my cpu now after forearm workout... I can't do my ppl like that lol but I look at all friends CPU's suspect as if they have ball grease on mouse ect lol fuck that I can wait to check my email...

lol what would be fucked up is if my mom thinks the same thing when i go to her house! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what an odd question

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whats funnier is when folks use my computer and i forget to delete my browsing history and they log on my craigslist and see that i've looked at all the hooker ads lol.

or they google search and they can see my pasts searches and see shit like

"fat booty latina"
"fine latinas"
"white girl fat booty"
"big nipples hairy puss"
"huge areolas"
"BBW latinas"
"Bird Humping"
 
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#30
My girl who is Filipina saw a screen on my shit that said "Sexy Asians", followed by people posting names and files of well.. Sexy asians. She was all mad and sad like ... "Im not enough asian for you?".. Then she got all sad... But I did some talking and made her feel beautiful ;)
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Anyone else have a folder full of porn that you keep hidden?

I named the folder "mussic" (typo... lol) and keep it in the recycling bin... whenever I wanna fap to something I just pull the folder out of the recycling bin... then put it back when I'm done... lulz

this is mostly all accumulated from i-candy over the past couple years, haha
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
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also... firefox users... if you go to "Tools" and "start private browsing" everything you look at won't be saved in your history or cache

I was doing that for a while, but I always forget to do it now