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#42
once ur done u start to feel like a peace of shit.

u try to time it right too. like "ok i plan on wizzin all over these hand towels as soon as she starts shakin that booty somethin serious"
 

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#43
then u miss the timing and u end up jizzn while it shows the guys asscrack or something, but u keep going cuz its too late.

Then u just gotta charge that one to the game and tell urself "no marty"
 

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#53
LOL it sucks to be the rapper that gets listened to after a guy just squirted out a few.

"ahhhhh, that was nice..... now to bump some killa tay"
 

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#60
i like Pinky's porn. im a big fan of her. and that huge ass. she gets 2 thumbs up from me. her and Havana Ginger, i wanna rub her big ass nipples.