You ever jack off and....

[Meta4iCAL]

it sucks when you forget to grab a towel before hand.. then your frantically running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to find something you can bust on

the first thing you can grab is the fresh black tee you just bought... and now you can never wear it again because there's a huge stain right in the middle of it

 

[FDS]

the first thing you can grab is the fresh black tee you just bought... and now you can never wear it again because there's a huge stain right in the middle of it

just sell them at the buffalo exchange for a coo lil $1.50 each

 

[SouthernComfort]

lol, the morning crew of the siccness is gonna come in this thread and be like "what the fuck is going on in here"

 

[FDS]

Marty's gonna be like "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

 

[5ive1en]

I dont use towels. I drown my babies in my bathroom sink, lol. Then I just run some water to get rid of the evidence.

PS: No marty, you can't come over to lick my bathroom sink. Conduct your experiment elsewhere, bruh-goon.

 

[FDS]

Artistic uses his as hair gel the next morning.






then he gets destroyed on the mic.

 

[5ive1en]

Marty's gonna be like "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

LMAO!!

 

[FDS]

im 25 so im a lightwieght OG in the fap game. i aint got the energy i used to.

 

[SouthernComfort]

I always think that just clearing the history through firefox isnt going to get rid of all the evidence, so i always run ccleaner just to make sure it gets rid of all the cookies that are trying to hide in the cuts from detection

 

[FDS]

Livin the Fap Life

 

[fillyacup]

use to bust 4 rounds off a day

cant hang no more

 

[fillyacup]

live to fap





fap to live

 

[MaddDogg]

This is too much

 

[fillyacup]

this thread is full of

 

[FDS]

if i we couldnt fap i think most dudes would have killed themselves already.

 

[FDS]

Fap or Die

 

[Meta4iCAL]

 

[Meta4iCAL]

Fapaholic

 

[5ive1en]

im 25 so im a lightwieght OG in the fap game. i aint got the energy i used to.

Me neither. I swear, sometimes I nearly doze off with my cock in my hand, on some old-geezer tip, drooling and fighting to keep my eyes open and whatnot.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

FAP OR DIE NIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUHHH