The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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well i mean cmon kalyn, its not exactly rocket science either...you figure if a girl is over 20 and cant properly give a decent blowjob something is wrong...and she aint no virgin thats for damn sure, she she should be a damn certified cocksmith by now...
".............either that.. or be satisfied with just the nana."
Man cannot live on bread alone.....
".............either that.. or be satisfied with just the nana."
Man cannot live on bread alone.....
.... LOL! .. such harsh words... just think about me at about 10am.... when I'm rollin' outta bed to eat some Cap'n Crunch..... yeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Nah.. I'm playin'... I may have the day off but I have to take my son to football practice at 7:40am, shop for the Company BBQ on Saturday, replace the handle on the back door (somehow it just disapeared..?), finish school shopping and then do the laundry, make dinner and .....shit- I might just go to work!
muthafuuuucka its friiiiday....yeah the weather is shitty and the past 4 months have been hell but its friday and fuck it.....im gonna get shitfaced tonight one way or the other...and fuck that i aint payin for my drinks tonight its AOB, ima cuss out a bitch or two tonight im already knowing...someones gonna hate me tomorrow...tonight the night that i dont give a fuck anymore...Tonight ima do what the fuck I want...fuck everyone....tonights the night of my breakdown and rebuild....tongiht might be the night you see me on the news...Its friday and tonight things arer gonna get wild...im either gonna have a new friend or someones gonna hate me in the mornning...might be both....shit i might wake up in the drunk tank..
tonight i just dont give a fuck....i think im suffering from a psychotic breakdown from stopping these pills, but its funny...i kinda like it...feel kinda like jack nicholson in the shining with a fuckin funny grin on my face....
i just might hurt someone tonight.....
"well its friday...i aint gettin paid....
lookin outside look like its about to rain,
my main bitch left me, my backup broads a hoe,
these pills aint helpin and I cant take it any more
so I shut my door to the outside world...
take my chances once again and give the barrell a twirl"
tonight i just dont give a fuck....i think im suffering from a psychotic breakdown from stopping these pills, but its funny...i kinda like it...feel kinda like jack nicholson in the shining with a fuckin funny grin on my face....
i just might hurt someone tonight.....
"well its friday...i aint gettin paid....
lookin outside look like its about to rain,
my main bitch left me, my backup broads a hoe,
these pills aint helpin and I cant take it any more
so I shut my door to the outside world...
take my chances once again and give the barrell a twirl"
I BEEN GONE FOR A FEW BUT I'M BACK
HERES WHY
MAN OK HERES THE DEAL.....
FOR THOSE THAT KNOW I BEEN HITTING UP THIS PHOTOLAB AND THEY HIRED ME SOME TIME AGO,...(I WONT BE THERE LONG BUT FUCK IT,...I LIKE LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF "NUDE PICS, BATCHLERATTE PICS ALL DAM DAY,....MAKES ME WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL A ND PARTY WITH THEM")
ANY WAYS WE ARE LOCATED IN ANOTHER STORE AND SO I AND TWO OTHER WOMANS ARE IN THE BRAKE ROOM CHATING IT UP LIKE I ALLWAYS DOES,...AND THIS CRAZY HOE WALKS IN (EVERYONE KNOWS SHES BI-POLAR ,...CEPT ME) "HAY I'M GOING TO DMV TOMARROW" SHE YELLS
YA'LL KNOW ME...."I GOT HERE ON THE BUS (FUCK A 2 HOUR COMUTE AND $40 A DAY PARKING )"...SHE RUNS UP ON ME A SWINGS FOR MY HEAD
WELL ME REMEBERING ALL THE SICCNESS "PRISON MOVES" I LEARNED ON THE NET
I RASED MY SHOLDER UP AND TUCKED MY HEAD IN MY CHEST (ANCENT CHINESE SISSY MOVE FOR DEFENCE)
AND SHE HIT ME 4-6 TIMES,...QUICK JABS CLOSED FIST
MIND YOU
AND THIS CYCO HOOKER FROM OUTHERSPACE DECIDES TO SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND EAT THE CORN DOG I OFFERED HER WHEN SHE FIRST WALKED IN,.....
I'M LIKE NO THIS CUNT DIDNOT,...SO I TRY TO LACE HER ON WHAT TIME IT IS,....
'HAY,....MY MOM RASIED ME NOT TO HIT A LADY...."
SHE CUTS ME OFF AND SAYS
"SO THAT JUST MEANS YOU ARE NOT GONNA HIT ME"
I SAID
"THATS NOT ACTING LADY LIKE"
I'M LIKE IS SHE REALLY WANTING ME TO GRAB THIS TABLE AND BUST IT SOMETHING MAJOR ON HER HEAD?
SO I TRY THE UNIVERSAL MATH STYLE ON HER
"LOOK I'M 300LBS,.....HOW MUCH OF A PUNK DO I LOOK LIKE HITTING ON SOMEONE 150LBS OR LESS"
AND SHE SAID
"WAHOOOOO,....I'M WAY BELOW THAT,...I'M LIKE 120-125"
AND NOW I'M THINKING,...SHE IS ARGUING OVER HER WIGHT AND NOT EVEN THINKING OF THIS BLOOD VESSEL ABOUT TO POP IN MY HEAD?
SO SHE DECIDES TO TRY A SPARK UP A NEW CONVERSTION WITH ONE OF THE LADIES I WAS TALKING TO,...AND THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO HER WAS LIKE
"YOU KNOW HE'S SERIOUS,....RIGHT"
AND I SAID "
AND YOUR NOT GONNA EVEN APOLIGIES TO ME?"
AND SHE SAID"SORRY GOSSH,...DANG....ANYWAYS,..."
I WAS READY TO GET LOCKED UP AND WOULD HAVE TO SEND KITES TO MARK 7 JUST TO LET YA'LL KNOW I WAS ALIVE
SO I DID WHAT ANY "NON WHITE" PERSON WOULD DO WHEN SOMEONE DISPLAYS AN ACT OF VILANCE IN THE EAST SIDE (RICH HOOD) ON THEM,.....
[SIZE=]I SNITCHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
I TOLD HER MANAGER MADE OUT A REPORT AND HAD THE WITNESSES FILL ONE OUT TOO,....AND GUESS WHAT,.....
SHE WAS STILL WORKING AT THE SITE 4 DAYS AFTER THE REPORT!!!!!!!!!,....AND I'M THINKING TO MY SELF
DOES THIS COMPANY HAVE ANY RULES ON VILANCE IN THE WORKPLACE,....I AM THE LAST PERSON TO PULL THE RACE CARD BUT THIS WAAS WAAAAAAAAAAY OUT OF HAND JUST CAUSE SHE'S WHITE AND SMALLER THAN ME DONT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO BE HITTING ON ME LIKE I'M SOME FUCKING PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG
,...SO ON THRUS I CALL THE POL;ICE AND MAKE A REPORT,...COME TO FIND OUT "HR" DID NOT CALL THE COPS AND SHE COULD NOT BE ARESTED FOR IT,...ON THURSDAY,....BUT IF THEY (HR WHO TOOK THE REPORT ) WOULD HAVE CALLED THEN SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED ON THE SPOT
ANY WAY,....I TELL MY MANAGER,...I REALLY DONT FEEL SAFE AROUND HER,...MY MANAGER SAID TO ME,...."THEN I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOUR HOURS CAUSE YOU CANT WORK WITH HER,...AND HER SCULDEAL WAS MADE 2 WEEKS AGO"
I'M THINKING WAIT
"SHE HITS ON ME AND YOU CUT MY HOURS?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT
SO TO MY UNDERSTANDING IF I DID PRESS CHARGES (WITCH I DID ON THURSDAY,...THE COP WHO WAS A CUTE LIL ASIAN LADY,....MAN I WOULD HUMP ON HER LEG FOR A WEEK FOR A MOTNTHS WORTH OF PAY)
THAT CAUSE IT WAS CALLED IN ON THURS SHE WOULD NOT GET ARESTED BUT I CAN STILL PRESS CHARGES
HENCE HER LOSE HER JOB (ME KNOWING THAT SHE IS GONE MAKES ME FEEL A LOT SAFER ,.....AND A BIT OF GET BACK......I WILL BE SINGING TO MY COWORKERS ON MY NEXT DAY AT WORK,.....DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS GONE,....LET'S SEE IF HEADS WILL BUST UP AT THAT,....),...MAYBE SOME ANGERMANAGENT CLASSES THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR WITH OUT A JOB, IT BEING ON HER RECORD SO THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE FLIPS OUT ON SOMEONE THEY TOSS HER CRAZY ASS IN THE CLINCK WIFF THE PADDED ROOMS IS ALL I'M LOOKING FOR
I KNOW THEY WONT LOCK HER DOWN,....NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,....IF SHE DID GET LOOKED UP
SHE WOULD BE DUMB ENUFF TO MAKE FRIENDS AND END UP "EATING OUT" EVERYNIGHT CAUSE 400LBS LAFUNDA IS HER PIMP AND TAKES HER FOOD ALL THE TIME,....(WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG) ,....AND BY THE WAY,...HER BOYFRIEND WHO WORKS THERE WONT BELEAVE THAT SHE TOLD ME LAST SAT THAT SHE CHEATED ON HIM BY FUCKING ANOTHER GIRL WHILE DRUNK,....SHOULD I TELL HIM?...I DONT THINK HE WOULD BELEAVE ME CAUSE HE MAY THINK THAT I JUST TRYING TO CAUSE PROBLUMS WITH THEM,....I GUESS I WONT HAVE TOO,...SHE FUCKS UP ENUFF WITH OUT ME EVEN TRYING,....HAY I CAN HOLD MY TONGE CAUSE I WAS ASKED TO BUT IF YOU FUCK UP ON ME THEN IT'S OPEN SEASON FOR THAT ASS I WILL USE ANY AND ALL RESOURCES TO FUCK UP YOUR MONTH,....ANY WAY HOW WOULD YA'LL HAVE HANDLED ED IT,...
SHOULD I HAVE PAYED DR. PHIL TO DO A HIT OUT ON HER?....
ANY ONE WANNA CALL HER UP LIKE THEY WAS THE COPS TALKING ABOUT
"WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND AREST YOU AND TOSS OUT THE KEY,....CAUSE YOU WHERE A BAD LIL STUPID, BI-POLAR, HALF WITTED,STINKEY SNATCH,CRAZY BITCH, ONE WHO FLYS OVER THE COCO'S NEST, GO DUMB,...GET STUPID,....GET UP AND BY THE WAY,.....THE BAY IS BACK BUT SAC AINT NOT NO DAM BAY!!!!! "
HERES WHY
MAN OK HERES THE DEAL.....
FOR THOSE THAT KNOW I BEEN HITTING UP THIS PHOTOLAB AND THEY HIRED ME SOME TIME AGO,...(I WONT BE THERE LONG BUT FUCK IT,...I LIKE LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF "NUDE PICS, BATCHLERATTE PICS ALL DAM DAY,....MAKES ME WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL A ND PARTY WITH THEM")
ANY WAYS WE ARE LOCATED IN ANOTHER STORE AND SO I AND TWO OTHER WOMANS ARE IN THE BRAKE ROOM CHATING IT UP LIKE I ALLWAYS DOES,...AND THIS CRAZY HOE WALKS IN (EVERYONE KNOWS SHES BI-POLAR ,...CEPT ME) "HAY I'M GOING TO DMV TOMARROW" SHE YELLS
YA'LL KNOW ME...."I GOT HERE ON THE BUS (FUCK A 2 HOUR COMUTE AND $40 A DAY PARKING )"...SHE RUNS UP ON ME A SWINGS FOR MY HEAD
WELL ME REMEBERING ALL THE SICCNESS "PRISON MOVES" I LEARNED ON THE NET
I RASED MY SHOLDER UP AND TUCKED MY HEAD IN MY CHEST (ANCENT CHINESE SISSY MOVE FOR DEFENCE)
AND SHE HIT ME 4-6 TIMES,...QUICK JABS CLOSED FIST
MIND YOU
AND THIS CYCO HOOKER FROM OUTHERSPACE DECIDES TO SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND EAT THE CORN DOG I OFFERED HER WHEN SHE FIRST WALKED IN,.....
I'M LIKE NO THIS CUNT DIDNOT,...SO I TRY TO LACE HER ON WHAT TIME IT IS,....
'HAY,....MY MOM RASIED ME NOT TO HIT A LADY...."
SHE CUTS ME OFF AND SAYS
"SO THAT JUST MEANS YOU ARE NOT GONNA HIT ME"
I SAID
"THATS NOT ACTING LADY LIKE"
I'M LIKE IS SHE REALLY WANTING ME TO GRAB THIS TABLE AND BUST IT SOMETHING MAJOR ON HER HEAD?
SO I TRY THE UNIVERSAL MATH STYLE ON HER
"LOOK I'M 300LBS,.....HOW MUCH OF A PUNK DO I LOOK LIKE HITTING ON SOMEONE 150LBS OR LESS"
AND SHE SAID
"WAHOOOOO,....I'M WAY BELOW THAT,...I'M LIKE 120-125"
AND NOW I'M THINKING,...SHE IS ARGUING OVER HER WIGHT AND NOT EVEN THINKING OF THIS BLOOD VESSEL ABOUT TO POP IN MY HEAD?
SO SHE DECIDES TO TRY A SPARK UP A NEW CONVERSTION WITH ONE OF THE LADIES I WAS TALKING TO,...AND THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO HER WAS LIKE
"YOU KNOW HE'S SERIOUS,....RIGHT"
AND I SAID "
AND YOUR NOT GONNA EVEN APOLIGIES TO ME?"
AND SHE SAID"SORRY GOSSH,...DANG....ANYWAYS,..."
I WAS READY TO GET LOCKED UP AND WOULD HAVE TO SEND KITES TO MARK 7 JUST TO LET YA'LL KNOW I WAS ALIVE
SO I DID WHAT ANY "NON WHITE" PERSON WOULD DO WHEN SOMEONE DISPLAYS AN ACT OF VILANCE IN THE EAST SIDE (RICH HOOD) ON THEM,.....
[SIZE=]I SNITCHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
I TOLD HER MANAGER MADE OUT A REPORT AND HAD THE WITNESSES FILL ONE OUT TOO,....AND GUESS WHAT,.....
SHE WAS STILL WORKING AT THE SITE 4 DAYS AFTER THE REPORT!!!!!!!!!,....AND I'M THINKING TO MY SELF
DOES THIS COMPANY HAVE ANY RULES ON VILANCE IN THE WORKPLACE,....I AM THE LAST PERSON TO PULL THE RACE CARD BUT THIS WAAS WAAAAAAAAAAY OUT OF HAND JUST CAUSE SHE'S WHITE AND SMALLER THAN ME DONT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO BE HITTING ON ME LIKE I'M SOME FUCKING PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG
,...SO ON THRUS I CALL THE POL;ICE AND MAKE A REPORT,...COME TO FIND OUT "HR" DID NOT CALL THE COPS AND SHE COULD NOT BE ARESTED FOR IT,...ON THURSDAY,....BUT IF THEY (HR WHO TOOK THE REPORT ) WOULD HAVE CALLED THEN SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED ON THE SPOT
ANY WAY,....I TELL MY MANAGER,...I REALLY DONT FEEL SAFE AROUND HER,...MY MANAGER SAID TO ME,...."THEN I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOUR HOURS CAUSE YOU CANT WORK WITH HER,...AND HER SCULDEAL WAS MADE 2 WEEKS AGO"
I'M THINKING WAIT
"SHE HITS ON ME AND YOU CUT MY HOURS?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT
SO TO MY UNDERSTANDING IF I DID PRESS CHARGES (WITCH I DID ON THURSDAY,...THE COP WHO WAS A CUTE LIL ASIAN LADY,....MAN I WOULD HUMP ON HER LEG FOR A WEEK FOR A MOTNTHS WORTH OF PAY)
THAT CAUSE IT WAS CALLED IN ON THURS SHE WOULD NOT GET ARESTED BUT I CAN STILL PRESS CHARGES
HENCE HER LOSE HER JOB (ME KNOWING THAT SHE IS GONE MAKES ME FEEL A LOT SAFER ,.....AND A BIT OF GET BACK......I WILL BE SINGING TO MY COWORKERS ON MY NEXT DAY AT WORK,.....DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS GONE,....LET'S SEE IF HEADS WILL BUST UP AT THAT,....),...MAYBE SOME ANGERMANAGENT CLASSES THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR WITH OUT A JOB, IT BEING ON HER RECORD SO THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE FLIPS OUT ON SOMEONE THEY TOSS HER CRAZY ASS IN THE CLINCK WIFF THE PADDED ROOMS IS ALL I'M LOOKING FOR
I KNOW THEY WONT LOCK HER DOWN,....NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,....IF SHE DID GET LOOKED UP
SHE WOULD BE DUMB ENUFF TO MAKE FRIENDS AND END UP "EATING OUT" EVERYNIGHT CAUSE 400LBS LAFUNDA IS HER PIMP AND TAKES HER FOOD ALL THE TIME,....(WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG) ,....AND BY THE WAY,...HER BOYFRIEND WHO WORKS THERE WONT BELEAVE THAT SHE TOLD ME LAST SAT THAT SHE CHEATED ON HIM BY FUCKING ANOTHER GIRL WHILE DRUNK,....SHOULD I TELL HIM?...I DONT THINK HE WOULD BELEAVE ME CAUSE HE MAY THINK THAT I JUST TRYING TO CAUSE PROBLUMS WITH THEM,....I GUESS I WONT HAVE TOO,...SHE FUCKS UP ENUFF WITH OUT ME EVEN TRYING,....HAY I CAN HOLD MY TONGE CAUSE I WAS ASKED TO BUT IF YOU FUCK UP ON ME THEN IT'S OPEN SEASON FOR THAT ASS I WILL USE ANY AND ALL RESOURCES TO FUCK UP YOUR MONTH,....ANY WAY HOW WOULD YA'LL HAVE HANDLED ED IT,...
SHOULD I HAVE PAYED DR. PHIL TO DO A HIT OUT ON HER?....
ANY ONE WANNA CALL HER UP LIKE THEY WAS THE COPS TALKING ABOUT
"WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND AREST YOU AND TOSS OUT THE KEY,....CAUSE YOU WHERE A BAD LIL STUPID, BI-POLAR, HALF WITTED,STINKEY SNATCH,CRAZY BITCH, ONE WHO FLYS OVER THE COCO'S NEST, GO DUMB,...GET STUPID,....GET UP AND BY THE WAY,.....THE BAY IS BACK BUT SAC AINT NOT NO DAM BAY!!!!! "