The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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KALYN CAN I COME LIVE WIT YOU FOR A MONTH OR SO..I'LL COOK 3 DAYS OF THE WEEK AND HAVE YOU WAKIN UP WITH A SMILE....I NEED TO GET AWAY AND I'VE HEARD UH...INDIANA IS A GREAT PLACE...IOWA....YEAH ILLINOIS...ERRR....IDAHO IS A GREAT PLACE TO VACATION...
CMON WE CAN MAKE A QUICK REALITY SHOW FOR SICCNESS....
CMON WE CAN MAKE A QUICK REALITY SHOW FOR SICCNESS....
i would take some pepper spray and when she goes to attack you, DROP THAT BITCH and laugh....i prefer the bear defense size containers, similar to the ones DOG the bounty hunter uses....they even have the green foam ones too that take 3 days to wash off....that should teach her and its perfectly legal...you expressed you feelings of danger in the workplace and it was self defense....
or you could just do it barrio style and get a mini spray bottle and fill it up with pure habanero pepper juice and a little water and lemon juice....two sprays and she'll be callin you daddy...on her knees.
or you could just do it barrio style and get a mini spray bottle and fill it up with pure habanero pepper juice and a little water and lemon juice....two sprays and she'll be callin you daddy...on her knees.
FUCK YOU TELLING ME?,...DIG THIS,...
NOW SHE IS WALKING BY ME AND TALKING EXTRA LOUD,....ABOUT WHAT,...WHO CARES,...BUT NOW IT'S THE HOT TOPIC OF THE WHOLE JOB SITE,....
I GOT OTHER MANAGERS ASKING ME,..."DID YOU STICK IT TO HER?" TYPE QUESTIONS,...
AND ONE CO WORKER WAS TELLIING ME THAT SHE IS ALL SAD NOW,...I WAS OK,...FUCK HER NOW TELL ME SOMETHING ,.....
SHE WAS LIKE,,....
MY AUNTS A JUDGE AND SHE GETS THESE KINDA THINGS ALL THE TIME SHE IS GONNA TOSS IT OUT OF COURT OR GIVE HER COMUTIY SERVICE
I WAS
I DONT REALLY WANT HER TO PICK UP TRASH ON THE FREE WAY FOR A WEEK
I WANNA SEE HER GO TO SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES THAT SHE GOTTA PAY FOR KINDA LIKE HOW IF YOU FUCK UP ON THE ROAD THEY MAKE YOU GO TO "DRIVING CLASSES"
TYPE CHIT
AND GE T THIS,...THIS MUTIAL FRIEND THAT IS TELLING ME ALL THIS,...
SHE SAYS
"HER MOM SAYS THAT HE'S JUST TRYING TO SUE TARGET"
I SAID,...
NAW,...
AND SAID WHAT I WANT,....
BUT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA?....YADIDAHAHAHAAAA
I DID REPORT IT TO THE MANAGER AND THE SECRITY TEAM (I ASKED IF IT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR PROOF OF HER INTENT .....THIS FUCKER IS GONNA SAY NO AND THAT DONT TEL HIS CO-WORKER CAUSE THEY ARE DATING ....I WAS LIKE FUCK HIM TOO IF HE GONNA SIDE WITH HER,...WITCH I WOULD EXPECT,...BUT I DID LIKE HER MAN BEFORE THIS AND I CAN SEE MY SELF RESPECTING HIM STILL IF HE WAS LIKE ,...YUP SHE WAS IN THE WRONG)THAT WORKS IN THE BUILDING AND THEY DID NOT REPORT IT TO THE COPS,...SO I THINK I MAY HAVE A CASE,...
NOW SHE IS WALKING BY ME AND TALKING EXTRA LOUD,....ABOUT WHAT,...WHO CARES,...BUT NOW IT'S THE HOT TOPIC OF THE WHOLE JOB SITE,....
I GOT OTHER MANAGERS ASKING ME,..."DID YOU STICK IT TO HER?" TYPE QUESTIONS,...
AND ONE CO WORKER WAS TELLIING ME THAT SHE IS ALL SAD NOW,...I WAS OK,...FUCK HER NOW TELL ME SOMETHING ,.....
SHE WAS LIKE,,....
MY AUNTS A JUDGE AND SHE GETS THESE KINDA THINGS ALL THE TIME SHE IS GONNA TOSS IT OUT OF COURT OR GIVE HER COMUTIY SERVICE
I WAS
I DONT REALLY WANT HER TO PICK UP TRASH ON THE FREE WAY FOR A WEEK
I WANNA SEE HER GO TO SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES THAT SHE GOTTA PAY FOR KINDA LIKE HOW IF YOU FUCK UP ON THE ROAD THEY MAKE YOU GO TO "DRIVING CLASSES"
TYPE CHIT
AND GE T THIS,...THIS MUTIAL FRIEND THAT IS TELLING ME ALL THIS,...
SHE SAYS
"HER MOM SAYS THAT HE'S JUST TRYING TO SUE TARGET"
I SAID,...
NAW,...
AND SAID WHAT I WANT,....
BUT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA?....YADIDAHAHAHAAAA
I DID REPORT IT TO THE MANAGER AND THE SECRITY TEAM (I ASKED IF IT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR PROOF OF HER INTENT .....THIS FUCKER IS GONNA SAY NO AND THAT DONT TEL HIS CO-WORKER CAUSE THEY ARE DATING ....I WAS LIKE FUCK HIM TOO IF HE GONNA SIDE WITH HER,...WITCH I WOULD EXPECT,...BUT I DID LIKE HER MAN BEFORE THIS AND I CAN SEE MY SELF RESPECTING HIM STILL IF HE WAS LIKE ,...YUP SHE WAS IN THE WRONG)THAT WORKS IN THE BUILDING AND THEY DID NOT REPORT IT TO THE COPS,...SO I THINK I MAY HAVE A CASE,...
I DECIDED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HER CRAZY ASS,...AND CAME UP WITH
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LAFF YO ASSES OFF,...
http://www.bipolarworld.net/storybook/benny1.htm
"Benny the Bipolar Puppy"
YADIDAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
MAN THEY USED THE 101 DALMATIONS AND CHIT,....I BET THAT CAUSE A SORE IN SALES FOR THAT DVD,....
YADIDAHAHAHAHAAAA
As he grew older Benny began to have uncontrollable tantrums or rages out of proportion to any real event. Even though their friends told them that Benny was going through the "terrible twos" Mr and Mrs Dalmay both felt that the problem went much deeper. The word "NO" nearly always resulted in a rage and when they compared Benny's reaction to other children his age they felt strongly that something was wrong. At this point the doctor told them there was nothing wrong with Benny, so they struggled along as best they could. Fortunately Mrs. Dalmay had decided not to return to work till he was settled, and she was able to give Benny her full attention.By the time Benny was four years old his mom and dad were becoming very concerned about his behaviour. Compared to his cousin Judy, Benny was constantly cranky and irritable. His mood cycled from mania (or high) to depression (or low) periodes rapidly throughout the day. The other puppies did not want to play with him because he was often mean to them ..... hitting them and yelling at them. Mr. and Mrs. Dalmay were baffled by his behaviour and finally took him to see Doctor Jamson, his pediatrician. After listening to Mr. and Mrs. Dalmay and talking to little Benny the Doctor told his parents that he felt that Benny was suffering from ADHD. He explained to Benny's parents that ADHD was a combination of attention deficit disorder (meaning Benny was unable to concentrate on any one thing for long) and hyperactivity.
OK COMON,...THEY GOT A DOCTOR TALKING TO A FUCKING PAIR OF DOGS?....HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
vvvv
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LAFF YO ASSES OFF,...
http://www.bipolarworld.net/storybook/benny1.htm
"Benny the Bipolar Puppy"
YADIDAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
MAN THEY USED THE 101 DALMATIONS AND CHIT,....I BET THAT CAUSE A SORE IN SALES FOR THAT DVD,....
YADIDAHAHAHAHAAAA
As he grew older Benny began to have uncontrollable tantrums or rages out of proportion to any real event. Even though their friends told them that Benny was going through the "terrible twos" Mr and Mrs Dalmay both felt that the problem went much deeper. The word "NO" nearly always resulted in a rage and when they compared Benny's reaction to other children his age they felt strongly that something was wrong. At this point the doctor told them there was nothing wrong with Benny, so they struggled along as best they could. Fortunately Mrs. Dalmay had decided not to return to work till he was settled, and she was able to give Benny her full attention.By the time Benny was four years old his mom and dad were becoming very concerned about his behaviour. Compared to his cousin Judy, Benny was constantly cranky and irritable. His mood cycled from mania (or high) to depression (or low) periodes rapidly throughout the day. The other puppies did not want to play with him because he was often mean to them ..... hitting them and yelling at them. Mr. and Mrs. Dalmay were baffled by his behaviour and finally took him to see Doctor Jamson, his pediatrician. After listening to Mr. and Mrs. Dalmay and talking to little Benny the Doctor told his parents that he felt that Benny was suffering from ADHD. He explained to Benny's parents that ADHD was a combination of attention deficit disorder (meaning Benny was unable to concentrate on any one thing for long) and hyperactivity.
OK COMON,...THEY GOT A DOCTOR TALKING TO A FUCKING PAIR OF DOGS?....HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
vvvv
ok fuck work, but who can live without one!..... my job is cool because i work 7-3 m-f, but fuck man ... those people i work with are some fuckin squares evryone thinks im a fuckin weirdo for being so ghetto, but i will never act like them square ass cats . Its a bitch getting up in the morning tough.
My job is 8:45-3:30 for now. Once I'm past training it'll be random every other week. But I am guaranteed 36 hours every week. I just don't like it. It's complicated and I feel stupid whenever someone has to help me. And some customers are fucking rude to me. Not all. Just enough to make me not look forward to going to work. But there's not much that pays well, so I took what I could get.
