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Jun 27, 2002
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fuck ya'll i called in yesterday......stayed in bed till 1:00, got a case of coronas and watched my entire dvd collection damn near...laid in bed with my broad and just has sex all day after that...woke up at like 6 with 1/2 an hour to get to work...no shower...just up and bounced, now im at work smellin like straight pussy weed and liquor...semi hung over munchin on these blueberry waffles and black licorice...fuck i could use a beer right now....or two or 3....glad i brought a flask of tequila just in case...
 
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they need to pass legislation to make the work weeks 2 days & the weekends 5 days.

either that or eliminate Mondays....they suck


...except for football


thankfully, this grandaddy roach and coffee will get my day started right.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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fuck i been having the munchies for like 3 days straight...i cant stop eating.....fuuuck
made a batch of cookies with 2 oz's of weed....fuck talk about strong...i been straight braindead this weekend.
 
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Man I don't want to go in to work..

It pays Ok ( not great ) but I am new so I am slow. And it's complicated procedures and customers get rude and try to hurry me... The public overall has been ok to me so far but it's the few folks who come in and get rude and mean at me who make me not want to go back.. I've been officially working a bank window for 3 days and this lady called me stupid because I had to ask another teller for help. And then she tried to rush me when I was giving her cash for her check. I'm a sensitive person and I need to stop feeling it, but I just wish people would leave their attitudes at home when they go out to deal with those who work to help them.

Even the training was stressing me. Started coming home and drinking a little to calm down. I had to double my intake just to stop dwelling on how angry that lady made me feel. Too easy to pull feelings from me. I gotta try to harden up.
 
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THAT SHIT (pardon the pun) HAPPENED TO YOU TOO??!!

mustynutz said:
i scared to eat anymore...I take a shit now and it smells like skunk....
the other day I woke up with a grandaddy swisher, and I raidered (can't say chiefed..it's football season mane!!) one on the way to work. A few hours after I got there, I took the funnies to the stall to set it off....I was dolo in there, but some suits came in a few minutes later....suit 1 says to suit 2.."smells like a doobie in here!"..I'm like WTF??...and instantly replied from the stall.."sorry, no doobie. just dookie up in here!!"...I made those squarebears fall out laughin'....... :paranoid:

uh, just thought I'd share that. :rolleyes:


gotta go


peace
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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HAHAHHAAHAHA @ Pepe La PooPoos, you are a FooFool.......

I am lightweight hungover and hella fuckin tired from stayin out to have a shot at midnight with my sister in law for her b-day. Damn....I wanna take a fuckin nap. I am NOT happy.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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ahhh morning sex rocks.....tuesday sucks but gettin some good ass is worth being 1/2 hour late to work...i just wish she could give better head.

Happy pill time....
 
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no im fuckin serious, my bitch cannot give head for shit....AT ALL.....its like she musta fast fwd'd all the head scenes in pornos and no nigga ever taught her how to slob a cock properly....its frustrating as fuck...you try teaching a bitch to give head..she tryin to lick shit like a lollypop or some shit...no bitch you need to put the dick in ya mouth and work that shit....how can you not know how to suck cock.....WTF? she wanna have some fucked up rhythm going and yankin on a nigga shit hard then a muthafucka makin a nigga be like "DAMN GIRL HOLD UP YOU TRYIN TO RIP MY SHIT OFF"..ouch...it get to the point where a nigga like fuck it lemme just jerk off and you just open wide....

Kalyn Dana Crow...can you teach my girl how to give head...PLEEEEEEASE.....im sure between the 3 of ya'll you could show her a thing or two....cause i cant take this no more....