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Jan 18, 2006
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breh,... jury duty is hella easy to get out of if you really wanted to.

walk in, yell out "fuck the police!" & attempt to get the whole room to do the harlem shake ...they'd send you home in a jiffy.
I should have in still sitting here. Just got back from lunch break. Half the people got called to the courtroom not me I selected things that makes them think I wouldnt be a good juror
 

Rasan

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May 17, 2002
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I should have in still sitting here. Just got back from lunch break. Half the people got called to the courtroom not me I selected things that makes them think I wouldnt be a good juror
just say you dont trust the police and they will send you on your way
 
Jan 18, 2006
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just say you dont trust the police and they will send you on your way
Was actually scared I was gonna have to go back tomorrow. I was 1 of like 15 jurors that got excused at the very end. I never been through Pittsburg. The places to eat seemed like was in a fucked up area. I should have been like to someone, yo homie where El Pueblo project's at? I want to take a tour. Ur right though that would of worked. Also it was such a basic questioning whether the defendent was possessing meth. I wasnt asked anything cuz was obviously just an extra but easily could have lied and said my best friend was a meth addict. Would effect my judgement to much. A few tweakers got excused cuz of personal use or relatives. Shit was bomedy
 

Rasan

Producer
May 17, 2002
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Chula Vista, South Bay, San Diego, California
Was actually scared I was gonna have to go back tomorrow. I was 1 of like 15 jurors that got excused at the very end. I never been through Pittsburg. The places to eat seemed like was in a fucked up area. I should have been like to someone, yo homie where El Pueblo project's at? I want to take a tour. Ur right though that would of worked. Also it was such a basic questioning whether the defendent was possessing meth. I wasnt asked anything cuz was obviously just an extra but easily could have lied and said my best friend was a meth addict. Would effect my judgement to much. A few tweakers got excused cuz of personal use or relatives. Shit was bomedy
i got excused immediately once i gave my story of how me and my guys were profiled by the police. lol