The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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I started doin' that the week this thread started... lol..
I bought a $5 quick pick... got FOUR of the FIVE numbers without the powerball and only won $100!! When I saw I got FOUR of damn numbers I was like EEK! .. I thought FOR SURE it was at least a G.... but nah... $100...
The next time I won $4... the last two times nada.. I'm buying again today.....
WISH ME LUCK!
I work at a Wachovia Bank. There's none in Cali, I know. Just a corporate center for processing shit.
If anyone wins the lottery, consider adopting an adorable Cannibal Crow.
Benefits include:
I will wash your car.
I will make you dinner.
I will get rid of anyone who has ever pissed you off.
Hours of entertaining stories, songs and dances.
I can travel through time and off anyone in history that you feel needs to go.
If anyone wins the lottery, consider adopting an adorable Cannibal Crow.
Benefits include:
I will wash your car.
I will make you dinner.
I will get rid of anyone who has ever pissed you off.
Hours of entertaining stories, songs and dances.
I can travel through time and off anyone in history that you feel needs to go.
^^ As long as I don't have to sleep in a basement and make wallets again. And my benefits plan isn't just a shotgun with " If she gets sick, use this " noted to it.
I live on a diet of ramen and liquor, and I have a cat. He has to come too. He sheds like a bitch and barfs every hour on the hour. He's cute though, and yowls loudly all of the time.
He also knocks shit over, steals your food, and starts fights with every other pet in the house.
I live on a diet of ramen and liquor, and I have a cat. He has to come too. He sheds like a bitch and barfs every hour on the hour. He's cute though, and yowls loudly all of the time.
He also knocks shit over, steals your food, and starts fights with every other pet in the house.
Yea, I'll go back in time and make her would be daddy pull out too soon. Then she shall never exist, and she won't bother you. And you won't ask me to go back in time to stop her being conceived, so I never go back to stop it from happening. So it does happen, and you ask me to go back and stop it, so it doesn't happen, so.. Ahhh! Hole in the space time continuum!
no no more workin in the basement for you my dear..you can work in the backroom massage paror until you pay off your plane ticket
I have nothing wrong with a little etra pussy running around the house...and if we run out of food...hey
He also knocks shit over, steals your food, and starts fights with every other pet in the house.[/QUOTE]
As long as he can dodge bullets and escape the crazy philipino neighbors who will stalk him and drool over his fluffy little body...fine with me....i cannot guarantee his safety though as we have many many asian restaurants in the area and they pay $5 a pound for fresh feline...
I have nothing wrong with a little etra pussy running around the house...and if we run out of food...hey
He also knocks shit over, steals your food, and starts fights with every other pet in the house.[/QUOTE]
As long as he can dodge bullets and escape the crazy philipino neighbors who will stalk him and drool over his fluffy little body...fine with me....i cannot guarantee his safety though as we have many many asian restaurants in the area and they pay $5 a pound for fresh feline...
WHY AM I UP STILL ??
I JUST MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT THIS MORNING ...
AWW FUCK IT, A HALF DAY SHOULD DO, I STILL GOT 3.25 HOURS OF SLEEP 'YALL .... 4 HOURS IS RIGHT UP MAH ALLEY ....
MUSTY HOMIE, SUP WITH A GRUBBIN' ASS LUNCH, HOMIE ... ON YOU ??? YOU NOW I BE RIGHT AROUND THE BLOCK ....
I JUST MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT THIS MORNING ...
AWW FUCK IT, A HALF DAY SHOULD DO, I STILL GOT 3.25 HOURS OF SLEEP 'YALL .... 4 HOURS IS RIGHT UP MAH ALLEY ....
MUSTY HOMIE, SUP WITH A GRUBBIN' ASS LUNCH, HOMIE ... ON YOU ??? YOU NOW I BE RIGHT AROUND THE BLOCK ....