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Apr 7, 2005
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" i want you to cover me in peanut butter, jelly and mayonaise and whip me with celery stick while dancing around me Shaka Zulu style and sniffing groung peppercorns off my nipples"
whew!! I thought I was the only one that liked that.

at "The Chalet"...that's called a #17, and it'll run you a hundo...a buck fifty if you want happy ending.

...that's what I heard. :rolleyes:
 
Aug 5, 2003
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mustynutz said:
its friiiiiiiiiiiiday...im getting head right now at work as i type this from the mexican cleaning lady who always smiles at me.....she brought me some good coke and i've been doin lines off her ass since 6am....bout to pop these viagra and fuck till around 9 on the boss's desk...might just leave a little present in his coffee machine....a vial full of acid.

Maxxed out the company credit card last night at Beni Hana...i told em the entire house eats free on me....tips the chef $200 and left with a bottle of Cristal and a waitress....picked up a 12 pac of heinekin and washed down a handful of vicodin...woke up somewhere in Alameda missing my wallet and barely made it to work on time...

Its friday....i'll probably just stare at the new girls tits till noon again....jerk off in the bathroom and then
create phony expense reports and fake reciepts in photoshop and turn them in...get cashed out and hit the strip club...maybe get a hooker and make strange demands with her like
" i want you to cover me in peanut butter, jelly and mayonaise and whip me with celery stick while dancing around me Shaka Zulu style and sniffing groung peppercorns off my nipples"


ahhh fridays.....gotta love em.


Kalyn....gaaawd daaayum....can i come over for dinner after the kids go to bed....I'll bring dessert....or maybe you will be dessert...lol...j/p..well ..not really...but yeah
sounds like you can throw down.....best thing dana ever made me was some day old Mickey D's french fries heated up in the microwave with 1/2 a bottle of warm Grape Cisco
^^^^ DAMN HOMIE ...... IS YOUR WORK HIRING YET ???
 
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this surpasses the level of excitement that red cafe feels when he finds a pair of ladies shoes he likes.

I am honored to be a part of something so historical, so magical...so musty.

a 21 swisher salute is due.
 

KALYN

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mustynutz said:
Kalyn....gaaawd daaayum....can i come over for dinner after the kids go to bed....I'll bring dessert....or maybe you will be dessert...lol...j/p..well ..not really...but yeah
sounds like you can throw down.....best thing dana ever made me was some day old Mickey D's french fries heated up in the microwave with 1/2 a bottle of warm Grape Cisco




I'll send the kids to they daddy's and we'll make it a week-end event..! ...Dana said she whipped u up some Taco Bell fresh out the sizzak last time you slid thru...
 
May 13, 2002
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YES! I just found out I got Monday off. I was seriously about to go postal up in this bitch if I got denied. 3 day weekend, I’m going to get belligerent, I can already tell. Expect incoherent drunken posts at 3 am from 2-0-Sixx in the near feature.

I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets.
 

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At this moment in time..... Sir Musty Nutz has one post to go before completing his 10000.... drrrrummmmrollllll pllllleeeease..................................
 

KALYN

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BOW DOWN BEFORE THEE AND PRAISE THY HOLY NAME...YES THAT MEANS YOU KALYN...


... c'mon now baby... you know that isnt how we get down... you know better.... but I wont put it out to the people that you the one that loves to.... umm.... never mind.
 
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Damn each and Everyone one of you......................

My work hours

Thu: 6:00 to 3:00am
Friday: 8:30pm : to 5:30pm
Sat: 9:00pm to 6:00am (unofficially 3:00pm to 8:30pm, leave then come back at work at 12am)
Sun: 6:00pm to 3:00am (unofficially 9:00pm to 3:00am)
Monday: Same as Sunday

Part of my job is to pump gas into crappy buses that usually take 50 gal and they just took the little clip that makes the gas pump automaticaly off so now I gotta sit there and hold the sumbitch for a few mins.

Fuck my job..................
 

KALYN

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...fuuuuck having to babysit 2 other teams besides my own because these other damn Supervisors got 'things to handle'.... wtf? .. straight bullshit....

FUCK MONDAYS
 
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Tired Of Work...with 6 Dollar Bills make 15k plus...this is real sh$#!

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From PayPal:

"Dear Member, it has come to our attention that there
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or would like a bit more information then please see the
attached file that was kindlydonated to us. Thank you for
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TURN $6 INTO $15,000 IN ONLY 30 DAYS...HERES HOW!

...as seen on 20/20 and Oprah, or you may
have read about it in the Wall Street Journal. If not,
here it is below - revealed to you in step-by-step
detail. This program is by no means new, it is archaic and utilized
by many cultures, religions etc...just a different method

The only things you will need are: An email address. A
Business PayPal account with at least $6 deposited in
it, and just 15 to 30 minutes of your time. This
program takes just half an hour to set up. After that,
there is absolutely no work whatsoever to do on your
part. You have absolutely NOTHING to lose, and there
is NO LIMIT to the amount of income you can generate
from this one single business program.

Let's get started, just follow the instructionsexactly
as set out below and then prepare yourself for a HUGE
influx of cash over the next 30 days! Here's what you
need to do. . .

REQUIREMENTS

#1) an email address
#2) a Premier or Business PayPal account

STEP #1 - Setting up your FREE PayPal Account

It's extremely safe and very easy to set up a FREE
PayPal account! Copy and paste this to the address bar
https://www.paypal.com (notice the secure "https" within the link)

Be sure to sign up for a free PREMIER or BUSINESS
account (and not just a PERSONAL account) otherwise
you won't be able to receive credit card payments from
other people.

STEP #2 - Sending PayPal money "It is an undeniable
law of the universe that we must first give in order to receive."

Now all you have to do is send $1.00 by way of PayPal
to each of the six email addresses listed below.

Make sure the subject of the payment says... *PLEASE
PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST* (this keeps the program
100% legal.. so please don't forget!)

Note: (If you do not see the full email address for the 6 members, just hit reply To this email and they will show up.)

(Just in case you still haven't opened your PayPal
account yet, use this link to open one in your name),
https://www.paypal.com

#1) [email protected]
#2) [email protected]
#3) [email protected]
#4) [email protected]
#5) [email protected]
#6) [email protected]

Remember, all of this is ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are
creating a service!

If you have any doubts, please refer to Title 18 Sec.
1302 & 1241 of the United States Postal laws.

STEP #3 - Adding Your Email Address

After you send your six $1.00 payments, it's your turn to add your email address to the list!

Take the #1) email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up one (6 becomes 5 & 5 becomes 4, etc) then put YOUR email address (the one
used in your PayPal account) as #6) on the list.

**MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS
ITAPPEARS IN YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT.**

STEP #4 - The Pure Joy of Receiving PayPal Money!

You are now ready to post your copy of this message,
to at least 200 newsgroups, message boards, etc. (I
think there are close to 32,000 groups)

All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post,
the more money you make - as well as everyone else on
the list! In this situation your job is to let as many
people see this letter as possible. So they will make
you and me rich!!!! You can even start posting the
moment your email is confirmed. Payments will still appear in your PayPal account even while your bank account is being confirmed.

HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS & MESSAGE BOARDS

Step #1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter
to do your own posting. Simply put your CURSOR at the
beginning of this letter and drag your CURSOR to the
bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the
edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into your
computer's temporary memory.

Step #2) Open a blank 'Notepad' file and place your
cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'Edit'
menu select 'Paste'. This will paste a copy of the
letter into notepad so that you can add your email to
the list.

Step #3) Save your new Notepad file as a .txt file. If
you want to do your postings in different sittings,
you'll always have this file to go back to.

Step #4) Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try
searching for various newsgroups, on-line forums,
message boards, bulletin boards, chat sites,
discussions, discussion groups, online communities,
etc. EXAMPLE: go to any search engine like yahoo.com,
google.com, altavista.com, excite.com - then search
with subjectslike ?millionaire message board? or
?money making message board? or
?opportunity message board? or ?money making
discussions? or ?business bulletin board? or ?money
making forum? etc. You will find thousands &
thousands of message boards. Click them one by one
then you will find the option to post a new message.

Step #5) Visit these message boards and post this
article as a new message by highlighting the text of
this letter and selecting 'Paste' from the 'Edit'
menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header
that everyone sees as they scroll thru the list of
postings in a particular group, click the post message
button. You're done with your first one!
Congratulations! THAT'S IT!! All you have to do is
jump to different newsgroups and post away. After you
get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for
each newsgroup!

REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS AND/OR MESSAGE BOARDS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**

That's it! You will begin receiving money within days!

**JUST MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS ON PAYPAL.**

$$$$$ NOW THE WHY PART: Out of 200 postings, say I
receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I
Made $5.00 with my email at #6 on the letter. Now,
each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make
the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my email at #5 and
only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that
is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200
MINIMUM posts with my email at #4 and only 5
replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00!
Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the
MINIMUM 200 with my email at #3 and only receive 5
replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK,
now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a
MINIMUM 200 letters with my email at #2 and they only
receive 5 replies that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those
3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200
newsgroups with my email at #1 and if still 5 persons
per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625.00!
With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING!!
When your email is no longer on the list, you just take
latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another
$6.00 to emails on the list, putting your email at number 6
again. And start posting again.

The thing to remember is, thousands of people all over
the world are joining the internet and reading these
articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!!

So can you afford $6?? And see if it really works?? I
think so? People have said,what if the plan is played
out and no onesends you the money? So what are the
chances of that happening when there are tons of new
honest users and new honest people who are joining the
internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to
give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new
users,every day, with thousands of those joining the
actual Internet.

Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work. This really isn't another one of those crazy scams! As
long as people follow through with sending out $6.00,
it works!

With warm wishes, bless you and your loved ones,
https://www.paypal.com

$$$$$ REMEMBER, IT IS 100% LEGAL! DON'T PASS THIS UP!