The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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Well...I live 3 time zones away from you. So tomorrow when you look at the clock and it says 1:00 and you're thinking "shit, I only have 3 more hours of work left", I'll already be done. So HA! Have fun with Centipede.
Oh, and don't get the extra butter because that shit gets all over your fucking fingers and halfway through the bag you're like "shit, I dont even want to finish this and now my fingers are all fucked up".
Oh, and don't get the extra butter because that shit gets all over your fucking fingers and halfway through the bag you're like "shit, I dont even want to finish this and now my fingers are all fucked up".
Last night I decided that I've seen everything that the internet has to see. I've gone to every website, all over the siccness, i know everything about NFL football, i've looked at turntables and recorders to buy, made a myspace account, joined a sports forum, looked through the Ikea catalogue, checked my email, downloaded AIM Express for work, and looked at every video on Ebaumsworld. That's why I brought the 4th season of the Sopranos into work today. I am going to sit here and watch every single episode until someone catches me.
ahhhh yes hump day.....wednesday.....switching up to 50 mgs of zoloft...might double up on the st johns wort..fuck that im having an all night coke fest with midget hookers dressed as chickens eating birdseed off my naked body while making cluckin noises while i scream...Im captain chickenhoe bitch and im here to save the day...while i do 8 inch lines of coke off a dirty mirror stained with blood and mucus.....
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maybe i'll just drink jack daniels for breakfast, eat a power bar, smoke some black tar heroin off a coke can and then pop a few thizz pills...go to the company team meeting and leer at the new girls tits for an hour...contemplate how i could embezzle millions from the company, nod off and then puke on my bosses lap...leave the meeting and tell them im leaving to gop score some good crack...walk up the street and rob the first crackhead for their pipe and then return to work and bum $20 for a rock....steal my bosses car and then go to the cannabis club and ask what kinda of good crack they have, when they ask me to leave i'll ask if i can shoot up in the bathroom before i go....when they kick me to the curb i'll call the police on myself and take a 72 hour mental vacation at the local psych ward...
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maybe i'll just drink jack daniels for breakfast, eat a power bar, smoke some black tar heroin off a coke can and then pop a few thizz pills...go to the company team meeting and leer at the new girls tits for an hour...contemplate how i could embezzle millions from the company, nod off and then puke on my bosses lap...leave the meeting and tell them im leaving to gop score some good crack...walk up the street and rob the first crackhead for their pipe and then return to work and bum $20 for a rock....steal my bosses car and then go to the cannabis club and ask what kinda of good crack they have, when they ask me to leave i'll ask if i can shoot up in the bathroom before i go....when they kick me to the curb i'll call the police on myself and take a 72 hour mental vacation at the local psych ward...
