The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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Shit, its not even 2:00 and I got my home office re-arranged to accomodate the kittens my cat had a few weeks ago, all of my laundry done, got pork chops slow cookin in onions, mushrooms, bell peppers and gravy in the crock pot, rice steamin in the rice cooker, greens on the stove, corn bread ready to go into the oven, smoked 4 blunts, drank 2 24 oz MGDs, paid my rent, and now I am goin to take a nap! I LOVE SICK DAYS!!!!
So I put in a request to take Monday off.
What I told my boss: The voices told me to clean all the guns that day.
Ha, no I told them my family from Chicago is visiting and I need to spend time with them.
The real reason: I want an extra day to be lazy, plus the weather is fucking great in Seattle right now.
Wish me luck comrades. I'll find out by 5pm today if my request is granted.
What I told my boss: The voices told me to clean all the guns that day.
Ha, no I told them my family from Chicago is visiting and I need to spend time with them.
The real reason: I want an extra day to be lazy, plus the weather is fucking great in Seattle right now.
Wish me luck comrades. I'll find out by 5pm today if my request is granted.
There's too much stuff to remember for my job at a bank... My head hurts after sitting at a training computer for 8 hours a day for the last week... Shit makes you tired as hell and then you just want to go to bed instead of doing the essential shit..
I'm living on ramen mostly.. I gotta find that thread of the cheap and easy foods to make that I saw once on these boards.. I hate spending cash buying groceries. I'm the one who gets most the shared items. Me and room mate are tight but I am always the one buying milk and eggs, and our shared foods.. she gets beer sometimes, and I get hard liquor so we can get trashed and forget how much our jobs suck. Can't afford to eat at the places near my job, so I bring a lunch in tupperware, haha
I'm living on ramen mostly.. I gotta find that thread of the cheap and easy foods to make that I saw once on these boards.. I hate spending cash buying groceries. I'm the one who gets most the shared items. Me and room mate are tight but I am always the one buying milk and eggs, and our shared foods.. she gets beer sometimes, and I get hard liquor so we can get trashed and forget how much our jobs suck. Can't afford to eat at the places near my job, so I bring a lunch in tupperware, haha
its friiiiiiiiiiiiday...im getting head right now at work as i type this from the mexican cleaning lady who always smiles at me.....she brought me some good coke and i've been doin lines off her ass since 6am....bout to pop these viagra and fuck till around 9 on the boss's desk...might just leave a little present in his coffee machine....a vial full of acid.
Maxxed out the company credit card last night at Beni Hana...i told em the entire house eats free on me....tips the chef $200 and left with a bottle of Cristal and a waitress....picked up a 12 pac of heinekin and washed down a handful of vicodin...woke up somewhere in Alameda missing my wallet and barely made it to work on time...
Its friday....i'll probably just stare at the new girls tits till noon again....jerk off in the bathroom and then
create phony expense reports and fake reciepts in photoshop and turn them in...get cashed out and hit the strip club...maybe get a hooker and make strange demands with her like
" i want you to cover me in peanut butter, jelly and mayonaise and whip me with celery stick while dancing around me Shaka Zulu style and sniffing groung peppercorns off my nipples"
ahhh fridays.....gotta love em.
Kalyn....gaaawd daaayum....can i come over for dinner after the kids go to bed....I'll bring dessert....or maybe you will be dessert...lol...j/p..well ..not really...but yeah
sounds like you can throw down.....best thing dana ever made me was some day old Mickey D's french fries heated up in the microwave with 1/2 a bottle of warm Grape Cisco
Maxxed out the company credit card last night at Beni Hana...i told em the entire house eats free on me....tips the chef $200 and left with a bottle of Cristal and a waitress....picked up a 12 pac of heinekin and washed down a handful of vicodin...woke up somewhere in Alameda missing my wallet and barely made it to work on time...
Its friday....i'll probably just stare at the new girls tits till noon again....jerk off in the bathroom and then
create phony expense reports and fake reciepts in photoshop and turn them in...get cashed out and hit the strip club...maybe get a hooker and make strange demands with her like
" i want you to cover me in peanut butter, jelly and mayonaise and whip me with celery stick while dancing around me Shaka Zulu style and sniffing groung peppercorns off my nipples"
ahhh fridays.....gotta love em.
Kalyn....gaaawd daaayum....can i come over for dinner after the kids go to bed....I'll bring dessert....or maybe you will be dessert...lol...j/p..well ..not really...but yeah
sounds like you can throw down.....best thing dana ever made me was some day old Mickey D's french fries heated up in the microwave with 1/2 a bottle of warm Grape Cisco