some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
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That reminds me when I was younger I went camping with the homies, my homeboy's older brother brought his girl and me and my homeboy was hella bored waiting for everyone to show up. So we decided to roll a joint full of moss and let her spark it. Man she was like hell yeah sparked it up and started hittin' it real tuff for a min... then raised her eyebrows and made this weird look with her eyes and we just started dying! Laughed right in her face then she noticed fucking moss hanging out that shit and ran to her tent and started crying. My homeboys older brother yelled at us and told us that was real fucked up.
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lol. seriously though. thats fucked up. Even if you didn't touch her I would fucking kill you if that was my sister.
Reminded me of a story that a girl I knew told me though:
She was at this party with a bunch of hoodrats and real late into the night some girl was either passed out or roofied and there was some guys running a train on her. The dude who was the owner of the buildin was the last to go and when he finished he pulled the pillow case off her head to see who she was. It was his fucking sister. She said he flipped out, shot 2 of his friends and then shot himself in the head.
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lol. seriously though. thats fucked up. Even if you didn't touch her I would fucking kill you if that was my sister.
Reminded me of a story that a girl I knew told me though:
She was at this party with a bunch of hoodrats and real late into the night some girl was either passed out or roofied and there was some guys running a train on her. The dude who was the owner of the buildin was the last to go and when he finished he pulled the pillow case off her head to see who she was. It was his fucking sister. She said he flipped out, shot 2 of his friends and then shot himself in the head.
other shit I've done:
threw frogs off a three story building. They would hop away 2 minutes after landing, then die a few minutes later.
Mostly assaulting cars when drunk though. It started out when I would drive extremely fucked up with one of my friends on the was home from parties. There would usually be a few empty fifths rolling around the car and so we started jagerbombing parked cars when driving at 40 mph through the suburbs. I call it jagerbombing because the first fifth we threw at a car was a jagermeister one. Caused serious damage, its a fucking miracle I didn't get a dui, I would always smash my whip hella stupid and real fucked up.
Also I went into the parking lot of an auto repair place or maybe a used car dealer when I was fucked up and since all the cars were unlocked I started fuckin with shit inside of them. I tore off turn signals and mirrors, put cars into neutral and rolled them together. The best was a volvo station wagon that i stomped the roof in on then went dumb on the sides of it lol it was such a piece I probably totaled it.
One time my friend put shit on all the door handles of this guys car when he was drunk.
We shot out the back window of a car with a bb gun (it works real good, just gotta get the right angle) since rear windows aren't coated with that shit that holds them together, it completely shattered.
Threw a shovel through the second story window of a house that we were drinking at
Pissed in some dudes garage when there was hella people in there during a party lol
Yea I do some dumb shit when I'm drunk, and I know thats not even the half of it.
threw frogs off a three story building. They would hop away 2 minutes after landing, then die a few minutes later.
Mostly assaulting cars when drunk though. It started out when I would drive extremely fucked up with one of my friends on the was home from parties. There would usually be a few empty fifths rolling around the car and so we started jagerbombing parked cars when driving at 40 mph through the suburbs. I call it jagerbombing because the first fifth we threw at a car was a jagermeister one. Caused serious damage, its a fucking miracle I didn't get a dui, I would always smash my whip hella stupid and real fucked up.
Also I went into the parking lot of an auto repair place or maybe a used car dealer when I was fucked up and since all the cars were unlocked I started fuckin with shit inside of them. I tore off turn signals and mirrors, put cars into neutral and rolled them together. The best was a volvo station wagon that i stomped the roof in on then went dumb on the sides of it lol it was such a piece I probably totaled it.
One time my friend put shit on all the door handles of this guys car when he was drunk.
We shot out the back window of a car with a bb gun (it works real good, just gotta get the right angle) since rear windows aren't coated with that shit that holds them together, it completely shattered.
Threw a shovel through the second story window of a house that we were drinking at
Pissed in some dudes garage when there was hella people in there during a party lol
Yea I do some dumb shit when I'm drunk, and I know thats not even the half of it.
WHEN I WAS ABOUT 15 I LET MY OLDER HALF SISTER BORROW $600. I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE CUZ SHES A FUCKIN KNOCK BUT CUZ SHE WAS MY SISTER, I DID IT. A WEEK WENT BY AND I AINT HEAR SHIT. WE LIVED TOGETHER AT THE TIME, BUT WE WERE NEVER HOME AT THE SAME TIME. ONE NIGHT SHE WAS SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND HER BOYFRIEND WAS ASLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM. I SHAVED OFF THAT BITCHES EYEBROWS. THEY NEVER GREW BACK. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BUT SHE HAS TO PENCIL IN HER SHIT NOW. SHES CHOLA'D OUT. NEVER GOT MY MONEY THOUGH. SHE SNITCHED ON ME TO MY MOMS AND I WAS BOOTED. ONLY REASON SHE AINT GOT FUCKED UP IS CUZ I DONT WANT MY NIECES GOING THROUGH IT
Me and my friends used to go to Toys 'R Us every weekend to steal shit and participate in the Pokemon Card Game League and also to steal shit. Well one weekend I remembered that I never really got to fuck with legos so i grabbed one small box off the shelf and stuffed it in my pocket. When I walked out the store, I walked between the wall and the Sensors so they wouldnt go off but it didn't anymore, I guess the technology upgraded. So that bitch went off and I didn't look back and kept walking. Then this fat old mexican bitch was like hey you boy, hey boy, hey you boy i know you hear me, you don steal lie dat!! Shit mayn good thing she was fat and slow I just kept walking but with my heart extra pounding extremely hard!! I was scared mayn I thoguht I was going to jail so I pissed on the lego box to remove any fingerprints and tossed it in the bushes. Man that day was some frightening shit I never stolen anything til this day
i told on a kids father for getting his dick sucked by his sister.
shit was disgusting, b.
you cant be getting waffled off by your blood.
oh and at wet and wild in las vegas
i used to swim underwater in the wave pool and punch white boys in the sotmach and swim away
in reality i shoulda went toe to toe in the wave pool and popped off
but seeing them cry about it 7 feet away was hilarious
shit was disgusting, b.
you cant be getting waffled off by your blood.
oh and at wet and wild in las vegas
i used to swim underwater in the wave pool and punch white boys in the sotmach and swim away
in reality i shoulda went toe to toe in the wave pool and popped off
but seeing them cry about it 7 feet away was hilarious
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i forgot.
i knew this one cat and i was chillin over his house...we playin video games, we the best. so he was gonna leave and get on the airport so i get to stealin this nigga video games...well hes rushing out and im rushing out and hes looking for them games and im like iono.....his grandmothers liek ill send them to you when i find them and they get in the car when i bounce...
i went home played this niggas games but i was hoked on jacking people ever since
its bitch ass shit to me to jack people, i dont do it anymore..but a lick im coming up on
i knew this one cat and i was chillin over his house...we playin video games, we the best. so he was gonna leave and get on the airport so i get to stealin this nigga video games...well hes rushing out and im rushing out and hes looking for them games and im like iono.....his grandmothers liek ill send them to you when i find them and they get in the car when i bounce...
i went home played this niggas games but i was hoked on jacking people ever since
its bitch ass shit to me to jack people, i dont do it anymore..but a lick im coming up on
Back in fourth or fifth grade we had a BBQ to commemorate the end of the year, anyway I'm standing in line hella anticipating the tangy sweetness of a piece of that grilled BBQ chicken, and this one bitch has the nerve to call chinese cuts and back cut her friend who is standing in front of me, fuck that shit, I knew for a fact they only had a few drumsticks, and what if the bitch tookeded the last one? So I tell her "no cuts" basically, and she starts getting an attitude with me, so I beat the bitches ass, she was pretty big so she could take a punch or two, so it wasn't all that bad, but fuck if I'll let some bitch take the last piece of chicken which I desire...
