i have to admit, ive done the same as gas one and hit up random people with bb guns from construction workers to people running their daily shit, to hs kids walkin home. but the funniest shit ive done is pissed in this dudes shampoo and on his tooth brush 100's of times (most likeyly more and it was dirty drunken piss LOL) bc dude was a fuckin moron, i even pissed in some chicks coke and she took a little to work everyday. i dont feel like an ass bc those fuckers deserved it in one way or another, i still laugh till this day
some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
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I started reading that shit and then I remembered some shit I did so I stopped reading......lol......it was my potna's birthday and he ended up throwing it at some place and had a dj....we were like juniors or seniors in high school....anyways we were already loaded and but broke and the party wasn't crackin so we're standing outside at the entrance and these broads walk up and say how much it is to get in.....so we're like "aww its cheap, just $3 a piece" and they started breaking bread....we got enough for a couple sacks then got bored and went to go smoke....
i was at a b ball game in high school. i was drunk and there was this dude there from the other school that i just thought was a piece of shit. so i went out to his car and pissed on his door handle.... after the game, me and some friends are out in the parking lot and see dude driving by us. my friend waves him down,a dn dude stops and rolls down the window. my friend says "hey man, my friend pissed on your door handle." The dude just looks hella pissed off, rolls up the window and drives off, HAHA
i remember i threw a dead crawfish in a ladies car down the street it was summer and i guess she got in the car and drove down the street and damn near wrecked her son came strait to my house i was like 12 and he knew it was me or i ha somthing to do with it and told my folks tell your son my mom could of died and your idea of humor is sick and twisted im thinkin FUCK its just a fuckin craw dad
when I would be bored waiting to cross the street or waiting for a bus I used to act like I was finna jump out in front of cars on the street.....shit was funny when they would hella slam on their breaks....that or hail a cab and when they stop just act like I was calling the homie across the street
Back in Junior year of highschool my friends little sister Jessica had a crush on me. She was in the 6th grade. She always teased me about marrying me and how she liked me. So I was always really nice to her. She was like a lost little puppy, always following me around.
One day we had this party at my boys house and a bunch of bitches came over with some margarita mix and other assorted shit they could get their whore-ish little hands on. Long story short, I got drunk and went into Jessica's room. What I did I'll regret for the rest of my life. She was an 11 year old girl. I see her once in awhile. I don't know if she remembers what I did because she was sleeping at the time but whenever she looks at me I get this feeling in my stomach and my face turns to the ground in shame.
One day we had this party at my boys house and a bunch of bitches came over with some margarita mix and other assorted shit they could get their whore-ish little hands on. Long story short, I got drunk and went into Jessica's room. What I did I'll regret for the rest of my life. She was an 11 year old girl. I see her once in awhile. I don't know if she remembers what I did because she was sleeping at the time but whenever she looks at me I get this feeling in my stomach and my face turns to the ground in shame.
i used to steal shit from my roomates. in some cases i would just take the shit, and theyd know i had it and wouldnt say a damn thing.
i also got high on xanax and drew a face on the garage. (it was tight, but youre not supposed to spraypaint a face on a garage) and broke the front window.
i also punched a girl in the face in sixth grade, that was the first and last time i had hit a girl outside of sex...cuz i slap bitches up and choke em all the time during fucking
yee for manipulation
i guess thats some "bitch ass" shit too
i attempted to kill my grandfathers dog by poisoning it back in the day
i hated that dog
if it was alive id kick its fucking head off..and im a dog lover
i also got high on xanax and drew a face on the garage. (it was tight, but youre not supposed to spraypaint a face on a garage) and broke the front window.
i also punched a girl in the face in sixth grade, that was the first and last time i had hit a girl outside of sex...cuz i slap bitches up and choke em all the time during fucking
yee for manipulation
i guess thats some "bitch ass" shit too
i attempted to kill my grandfathers dog by poisoning it back in the day
i hated that dog
if it was alive id kick its fucking head off..and im a dog lover
lol...I remember me & my potnas jacked this kid for his weed sack back in high school.....one of my potnas went to this different ass art school and we were in the public school, so when we cut & we went up there during their lunch askin who had weed....my potna was like "that foo over there sells, but this square right here just bought a sack" so we walk up to him like "aye, can we see the sack, we bout to go buy from the same guy and we wanna buy off him" so he pulls it out, and we start handing it around like "oh this shit is coo, smells good, nice and green, CHALKED!" and started to leave....ol boy was like "hey, give that back.....c'mon guys, that's not funny.....angelo (our potna that went there) make them give it back" lol
lol....my potna angelo called me and said he was smoking in his backyard (or backyards were connected) and had me come hit it....so I go out there and hit that shit and it taste hella funny....I'm like wtf is this shit? "oregeno dipped in whiskey" LMAO!! what the fuck?!?!?!?!?! his ass got what he deserved I guess, he copped a cheap ass eighth on bart and that shit ended up being some shredded ass grass.....lol