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I WOULDNT SAY ITS SOME BITCHMADE SHIT BUT ME AND A FEW OTHER DUDES AT MY JOB WOULD GO ON PATROL AND SLASH HELLA TIRES ON COMMERCIAL ST JUST FOR THE FACT THAT AINT NO CAMERAS ON THAT SHIT.LOL. THAST FUCK'D UP AND I WOULD BE PISSED BUT HEY.
thats some super bitch shit, id purposely leave my car there a second time with a camera, see who did it and put out a contract on all you faggots, from what i heard on siccness threads, all you need is a 5$ downpayment and some pain killers to put a hit on someone, lol
 

fillyacup

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i left my boy in a neighboring city one night, completely forgot about him, just so i could go get sucked off by some broad lol
man i feel bad cuz i did some fucked up shit like that before. left homies at bars an clubs an shit. alot of the times i wasnt drivin but i look back at it like what if shit popped off an i was some place wit some girl an shit was goin down?

worse thing is when your driving an you wanna peel off cuz you met someone or a girl calls ya you gotta put her off for the greate good of your drunk homies starting fights
 
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i stuck a fire cracker in a cat ass and lit it...

put a puppy in a suit case and filled it with water....

hung a chicken in a nail...

tied a shoe string around a chicken neck and let it go...

tied a cat in a milk crate and threw it in a canal...

set a cat on fire...

slammed a rabbit against the wall by his/her ears...

put a cat and a m80 in a mailbox together...

shot a pigeon with a bb gun in the eye point blank range...

shot a rat head off with a 22 point blank range...

threw a cat in the air high as i can to see if it will land on its feet....


and many many more....

my family thought i was going to be a serial killer when i grew up.
fucking with something half yur size makes you a coward, specially when that thing doesnt have the means to think of an escape
 

Gas One

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why you gotta be a coward?

isnt a coward someone whos afraid or has unjustified fear?

i mean, the time i unloaded on a bunch of high schoolers with a bb gun it wasnt because they were smaller, had a bunch of dweeby looking adults been there at that time i would have done the exact same thing.

i think it has more to do with having fucking mental problems.

any anyways better a bb gun than a real gun, or a super soaker full of piss, i mean who wants to get hit with a hot continuous stream of pee and shit

"hot/like a stream of pissin"-masta ace
 
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fucking with something half yur size makes you a coward, specially when that thing doesnt have the means to think of an escape
man,the title is called "some bitch ass shit youve done" i was a kid when i did most of that shit but you betta believe i LOVE to fight muthafuckas thats bigger than me.

and if you ever come out the modesto,call me a coward to my face.or else save that bullshit for your next e riot.
 
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my dad used to get hella faded and ended being a real ass so i drank half of his open beer and pissed in it to fill it back up he drank it and never said a thing lol and i remember from denis the menace h put mouth wash in mr wilsons nose spray i did that my dad caught on and beat the crap outta me lol damn
 
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I fucked my cousins girlfriend......In my defense i knew they were cool (friends) and all but i didnt kno they were officially seeing eachother!


Funny shit, bitch stopped me right b4 i fucked her and said "Gabe didnt tell u we were dating did he?" I said "no". She said "Good, cuz we not...Ok?!" I said "aight" and proceeded to grind. My cousin was in the frontroom with some other homies @ the time.

After that night i asked my cousin if he was dating the bitch and he go "yeah....we are, why?"

Never told him i fucked her....None of us ever spoke about the situation come to think of it...Huh.
 

Chree

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lol

i aint really got none bout me but this kinda involves me

1 day my dad was driving and smoking his weed as he was driving so he was hella high, we got to a stop sign and some bum in a wheelchair was crossing the street, and my dad didnt brake all the way, and tapped into dudes wheelchair, and it fell over, i was laughing hella hard, and dude was on the floor cussing @ my dad, then got up and ran @ the car.
 

Defy

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damn, y'all some dirty ass muthafuckas....all I ever did was say sarcastic ass mean shit to people and steal shit :ermm:
 
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lol

i aint really got none bout me but this kinda involves me

1 day my dad was driving and smoking his weed as he was driving so he was hella high, we got to a stop sign and some bum in a wheelchair was crossing the street, and my dad didnt brake all the way, and tapped into dudes wheelchair, and it fell over, i was laughing hella hard, and dude was on the floor cussing @ my dad, then got up and ran @ the car.
id be rollin 2 my buddy hit a drunk homless couple the jumped out in traffic suddenley he hit them botht the guy got up and his wife looked dead he started cryin and yellin at my boy all he said was the light was green its your own stupid ass fault fuck you im not feelin bad for you lol the laty was just knocked out and drunk she lived end of story lol
 

Defy

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I don't know if this is bitch ass shit per se, but back in high school I was the fucking bandito in our schools locker room. I must have stolen at least, in all 4 years, 2 grand in cash, 10 ipods, $200 in random gift cards, 20 cell phones, a necklace, some wallets when I realized I could slang em on craigslist, then moved into the school parking lot, got some sunglasses, ipod adapters, more cell phones and ipods.

I paid for my senior trip to hawaii with your ipods, cash, and cell phones. Lock your shit up.

Lol, at my peak when I would raid daily, they started putting up big signs telling everyone to lock their shit up and started trying to lock all the doors so nobody could get in during class. Never stopped a pimp.

Yea karma came around, I got my wallet jacked (even though I stole it from marshalls) once, but there was like zero cash in it. And I got my ipod jacked freshman year, but a year later my homey gave it back to me cause he stole it from another person and realized it was mine! haha
y'all young muthafuckas are lucky....back when I went to high school all that foos had in their backpacks were advanced calculators, money, and maybe a WALKMAN.....yeah, walkman.....discmans were rare......hella people used to keep shit in that little backpack pocket.......I used to be all up in those in the hallways during passing periods
 
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t-bagged two drunk bitches.. but they were annoying as hell tumbling and laughing on the ground i just went bomp bomp all on their lips. not sure if thats a bitch ass move in that situation.

pissed on my teachers car.

put a cigarette in a girls hair to put it out.

i could think of more but i would have to think. thats good enough for me.
 
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came to a party, girl was trying to sell cups for the keg. i said, let me just have a drink of yours, then drank it all and kept the cup and walked off...later on, i was hella drunk, and dancin with a girl i knew, she had been hangin on this other dude earlier that night and he came over and started dancin with her. i didnt give a fuck, so i turned around and was talkin to a friend and he was tryin to start shit, and he says that the dude was talkin shit. so i go over and stop those two from dancin and ask the girl is this dude is causing problems. she says yes and i sock the dude right in the face, and go back to dancin... well the party is goin nuts tryin to find the dude that socked their friend in the face, which is me. and guys are all sayin" man fuck that, some dude hit my friend in the face", I guess they didnt see me do it, so I was hella drunk and jumped on their band wagon tryin to find the guy who hit their friend, which was me... I was all sayin" man, fuck that guy, we're gonna whoop his ass" haha, anyway, my cuz pulls me outta their after they find out its me, and on the way out, i stole their cd's and pissed on hella car door handles. haha, a lil fucked up shit for everyone there
 

Defy

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id be rollin 2 my buddy hit a drunk homless couple the jumped out in traffic suddenley he hit them botht the guy got up and his wife looked dead he started cryin and yellin at my boy all he said was the light was green its your own stupid ass fault fuck you im not feelin bad for you lol the laty was just knocked out and drunk she lived end of story lol
what the fuck???? spreckon the english?