some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
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lol, at the homies house, hes a dealer (so this is believable to the other kid) i was just chillin there, and we made some munchies, some like frosted mini weats in peanut butter and chocolate with powdered suger on um, and we had a full bag, so another kid stops by, me and my homie arent to cool with him, so when he keeps askin if we can smoke him out, we threw him the bag and told him there was weed in those things, hes scarfing handfulls, acting hella blazed, askin what kind we used in it, blah blah blah, dude wouldnt shut up, and the second after we told him what happened, he acted normal instantly
whoever was talkin about beatin the bbq lady's ass hella reminded me of this one time (at band camp....oh no wait) on the bus....its dumbass packed but me and my potna are sittin next to each other up front and our other potna is sittin kinda across from us....this chinese lady is standing in front of us and her kid is standing next to her.....the kid is like 5 or someshit, well the bus turns and the kid falls straight on his ass and me and my potna are dyin laughing.....then she starts talkin hella fobbish "don waaff at heem, it nut punny!" LOL!!!!! I was crying by then....then she said something racist about being "bwack" my potna got mad, but I just couldn't stop laughing....so they cussin each other out and the more she talk the louder I'm laughing and the more pissed off she gets.....well we get to our stop and my other potna who was sitting across from us tries to get out and she hella booty bumps his ass hella hard.....so he throws a fat ass haymaker and she lands on my potna who was sitting next to me....so he gets pissed off even more and hits her too and she starts sayin "bus dwie-burr, dey hitty me!!!" lol.....I didn't stop laughing for at least an hour.....
WHEN I WAS 12 I WENT 2 MY UNCLES PAD FOR 4TH OF JULY.MY FAM ALWAYS GETS ALL THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS.SO WE WERE LIGHTING OFF BOTTLE ROCKETS AND SET A FREEWAY ON RAMP ON FIRE.WE ALSO SET A COUPLE ROOFS ON FIRE BUT WE WERE QUICK WITH THE WATER HOSES AND PUT EM OUT LOL AT THEM DAYS.THEY HAD THE WHOLE FIRE DEPT FIGHTING THAT ON RAMP FIRE SHEESH.
My friends and I used to plant fake bags of coke in the shopping center parking lot and watch people react.
A crackhead dropped hella change next to the bag and acted like he was picking up his pennies when he was trying to swoop the mini-brick of coke unnoticed.
Another good one was this truck driver who stopped en-route to his delivery behind safeway, he gets out of his truck and gets the bag, enters his truck again and starts to bite the plastic, and i yell "hey, that guys got cocaine!". He straight up tossed the bag out of the window and left...without making his delivery...
A crackhead dropped hella change next to the bag and acted like he was picking up his pennies when he was trying to swoop the mini-brick of coke unnoticed.
Another good one was this truck driver who stopped en-route to his delivery behind safeway, he gets out of his truck and gets the bag, enters his truck again and starts to bite the plastic, and i yell "hey, that guys got cocaine!". He straight up tossed the bag out of the window and left...without making his delivery...
When i was about 11 yrs old my neighbor had this cat, and i hated cats. Then one day i tried to pet it, and the lil motherfucker scratched me and ran away. So a couple days later i'm in my garage cleaning up and i see the cat. I tried to catch it but it ran in the corner, so i tried to throw things at it to get it to come out. I eventually ran out of things to throw and it still wasn't comin out. So i look around and see a blue can with a squirt hose. I don't know what it is but i grabbed it and sprayed that muthafuckin cat up. The cat ran away and i went back in the house and forgot about it. Then a few hours later i get a knock at my door and its the owner of the cat. She says that someone soaked her cat in gas or oil and it caught on fire when she turned on her heater. Well turns out the blue can was WD-40 and My mama made me admit i did it and i got my ass beat cuz i could have caused their house to burn down.
LOL!
i remember when i was like 15 or 16 i was livingwith this girl an her cousin. there was a party next door an i was kickin it there an got hella wasted an went back to where i was stayin to warm up a cup of noodles. this girl followed me an was drunjk as i an sucked me up while i was warming up my cup of noodles while this girl i was living with was asleep in the room
karma a muthafucka i'll tell ya
i remember when i was like 15 or 16 i was livingwith this girl an her cousin. there was a party next door an i was kickin it there an got hella wasted an went back to where i was stayin to warm up a cup of noodles. this girl followed me an was drunjk as i an sucked me up while i was warming up my cup of noodles while this girl i was living with was asleep in the room
karma a muthafucka i'll tell ya
about three weeks ago i was kickin it with my homie and these two females we know. we met up with this other nigga and 2 more of his homegirls. Well anyway im drunk and high and sitting in the back seat with one of the bitches and i dont know what happened but she started talking shit and getting an attitude. She ends up telling me to get out of the car and see her about something. So i get in the bitches face and punk her ass. Well last friday her and a friend came over my boys house and i ended up fucking her brains out. Not really fucked up in anyway but i just wanted to brag about punkin a bitch one week then fuckin her the next.hahaha
When i was little several times i watched one of friends sell fake weed to people, i think it was oregano or something, thats not that big, other times there used to be the big ass trench and hella homeless people would congregate down there and they had tents and carts and bags, there was old porn all over the ground, so we used to throw rocks at those fuckers from up on top of the hill, one time we were a little closer than usual and i picked up a rock stood up to throw it and i noticed none of my friends were behind me, so i turned to throw the rock and then i caught glimpse of this homeless dude about 20 feet in front of me, but it was too late, i released the rock and that shit hit that fucker straight in the face with a stone! he fell down and yelled "im fucking bleeding, imm fucking kill you" so i took off...lol
Great thread,some people on here are lightweight insane specially gas one lol
Okay so back in like 7th grade I was in home ec or sum kinda bullshit cookin class well this one dude ryan starts talkin shit to my boy in class I picked up a big ass pan crept up behind and busted his muthafuckin head with it
Recently my aunt let me stay at her house for the weekend while she was gone she just got this dog a lil foofy dog thing was annoying as fuck! Barkin all day and night so I get hella drunk n pissed off at it I decided to off that piece of shit I threw it in my car hit highway 4 (fast lane) n threw it out the window,i told my aunt it ran away
Okay so back in like 7th grade I was in home ec or sum kinda bullshit cookin class well this one dude ryan starts talkin shit to my boy in class I picked up a big ass pan crept up behind and busted his muthafuckin head with it
Recently my aunt let me stay at her house for the weekend while she was gone she just got this dog a lil foofy dog thing was annoying as fuck! Barkin all day and night so I get hella drunk n pissed off at it I decided to off that piece of shit I threw it in my car hit highway 4 (fast lane) n threw it out the window,i told my aunt it ran away
i remember one time me and my patna went to kb toys store to buy some games. we were goin from isle to isle looking for some water guns too. So we were looking at the waterguns andthis little white dude comes up to us and just starts babblin on about which guns he already had. We were like yea yea whatever not really paying him mind. Then his mom comes and grabs his arm and just pull him away. So we follow them so we can see what's goin on and we overheard the mom sayin somethin like "don't hang around with those kids they are probably gonna steal something" i got hella mad, so We went and got the censor's off some of the stuff, walked by and stuck some on the kid.
they tried to go out the store and the alarm went off,but they tried to keep walkin and security snatched em up and searched they shit. we walked by them while they were get searched and my patna asked the mom "What did he steal" and we just busted out laughin
they tried to go out the store and the alarm went off,but they tried to keep walkin and security snatched em up and searched they shit. we walked by them while they were get searched and my patna asked the mom "What did he steal" and we just busted out laughin
I HAD A GIRLFRIEND WHO I FOUND OUT WAS CHEATING ON ME SO I FUCKED HER BEST FRIEND, HER "2ND" BEST FRIEND AND HER "3RD" BESTFRIEND AND I ALSO FUCKED HER BIG SISTER AND GOT A BLOWJOB FROM HER MOTHER. AND IF YOU ASK HOW... HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE ALL MEXICAN AMERICAN AND I HAVE MANY MANY TATTOOS, IT'S A DONE DEAL.