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when I was lil kid I used to live on the Eastcoast over in Baltimore. When it snowed me and the homies would throw snowballs at cars and whoever stopped we'd all run to the back of the apartments where the older homies would be at and then they'd whoop whoever's ass it was chasing us.

I took hella change out of a bum's lil bucket on the street... shit I don't even know why I did it, just felt like it.

me and some homies put a firecracker in a frog's mouth, that mothafucka hopped one time and then BOOM hahaha. That shit was laughs.

Me and another homie caught a bat in a box one time beat that motherfucka to death, I don't even know why.

I've jumped a couple of people before wit some homies, we had good reason, but I still think it's some fucked up shit to jump somebody tho.

Pissed on hella cars door handles when i be drunk and shit, haha i think it's funny that somebody finna touch my piss. Shit, i'd be pissed as fuck if it happened to me tho.

One time me and some homies took a trip up to frisco and was hella drunk. We got a shopping cart and filled that bitch up with hella rocks and shit and pushed that shit down one of them hills with cars parked all along the street. Shit was gay tho, it hit the first car and just stayed there so we bounced.

Done a lot more fucked up ass shit, but oh well. What goes around comes around mayn
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Clowned this kid hella hard every day at school

One day he pulled some Hulk shit and went "GRRGRGRGRGGRGR!!!!" and socked me hella hard

I was like "oh shit" and I bounced...wasnt tryna take on some white people columbine rage

I felt bad and stopped

But then after that for some reason people started clowning him more

Junior year dude hung himself and in his suicide note says 'im a loser, i got no friends, no one likes me' etc

Edit: I guess that aint that bad
 
Aug 12, 2002
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We held down a kid in about 9th grade and put some dog shit in his mouth.

Used to steal spinners off of cars when I was a kid.

Use to piss in cups and toss 'em out the window at people when we drove by.

blah blah etc. nothing that bad. who cares?
 
Apr 16, 2003
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Fuck I used to do some fucked up shit when my gramps was drinkin. I'd go outside the house and cut the power off and on over and over lol. He'd have a gang of glass bottles for recycleing and I'd set them all up on the fence and blow through em with the pellet gun. Put dead snakes in the house shit like that.

In like 7th grade we used to go to a friends house and he had the freeway over pass like almost on the other side of his fence. We'd be up there throwing water balloons at cars and trucks.
 

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i stuck a fire cracker in a cat ass and lit it...

put a puppy in a suit case and filled it with water....

hung a chicken in a nail...

tied a shoe string around a chicken neck and let it go...

tied a cat in a milk crate and threw it in a canal...

set a cat on fire...

slammed a rabbit against the wall by his/her ears...

put a cat and a m80 in a mailbox together...

shot a pigeon with a bb gun in the eye point blank range...

shot a rat head off with a 22 point blank range...

threw a cat in the air high as i can to see if it will land on its feet....


and many many more....

my family thought i was going to be a serial killer when i grew up.
Life on the farm is no joke lol
 

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Clowned this kid hella hard every day at school

One day he pulled some Hulk shit and went "GRRGRGRGRGGRGR!!!!" and socked me hella hard

I was like "oh shit" and I bounced...wasnt tryna take on some white people columbine rage

I felt bad and stopped

But then after that for some reason people started clowning him more

Junior year dude hung himself and in his suicide note says 'im a loser, i got no friends, no one likes me' etc

Edit: I guess that aint that bad
holy shit. this thread bringing out the assholes!
 
Nov 16, 2006
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i caused a 4 car accident in richmond when i was 17. my friend and i pulled over to make sure everyone was ok, and these two ladies were arguin, blaming each other so we bounced out once we realized they werent payin attention to us.

my cousin and i dated this one guy..i dated him first but then i cheated on him..so my cousin was tryin to keep him away for me, then they started dating but i didnt get mad..but then when i came back around we got back together..my cousin wasnt mad..
we both didnt give a fuck...then one day she dared me to break up with him..so i called his pager on 3 way and left a vm breakin up with him.

we all think like guys (im sure u guys can tell by now! lol) and we have a list of guys we call strawberries. and if you dont know what a strawberry is then u need a history lesson.

damn i miss high school. LOL!!

~k.
YOU HEARTLESS BITCH lol
 
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wen i wuz like 9 or 10 i threw a bucket of house paint on my neighbors car cuz they didnt give us our football back that landed in there back yard but i think bout it they wer actin like fuckin bitches talkin bout its our property its ours now sorry. n dude tried to get crazy wit me n homeboy who wuz the same age sayn wut r u lil punks gonna do ha? dude wuz like 30 lol