Is E Dawg Racist
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white people always say some dumb shit like that when they are under pressure in a racial debate. other examples include, but are not limited to the following:
"some of my best friends are black!"
"i wanted colin powell for president, and he's a black guy!"
"i wasn't alive during slavery"
"i've never lynched anyone"
"can't we all just get along"
" black people are too equal to whites because the vice principal at my high school is black and drives a benz."
"my girlfriend is black"
"some of my best friends are black!"
"i wanted colin powell for president, and he's a black guy!"
"i wasn't alive during slavery"
"i've never lynched anyone"
"can't we all just get along"
" black people are too equal to whites because the vice principal at my high school is black and drives a benz."
"my girlfriend is black"
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A Practice In Translation, By: Tadou.
-- In this excercise, i translate the stupid shit people SAY into the stupid shit they MEAN. Please be aware that, with a particular focus on the first sets of material, anything exclusively inclusive of quotion marks is excessively rediculous and indicative of idiocy on the writer's behalf. Enjoy!
"I was not hired at my job because I was white."--Mo-X
= "I, unlike minorities, do not get hired because of my skin color."--You must have a fellow non-racist boss. Good for you!
"I was not given a credit card becuase I was white, in fact I had to work my ass off to get one that was unsecured."--Mo-X
=" I, unlike minorities, get a job BEFORE i get a credit card, which is the reason MINE is unsecured, and most non-white peoples' arent."--Now THATS a good idea! You're smarter than the average bla--i mean, bear!
"I've been punked by the police before..."--Mo-X
= "I, too, have been harassed by police officers, who, coincodentally, were white."--Then stop acting like you aren't white.
"growing up, I lived on 88th & Fremont and went to Daniel Bagley grade school. "
= "Im such a non-racist, i went to a school in the ghetto to prove it."--I wish *I* had enough money to go to a catholic school..
"If you know this area, in the 80's the area had a black population of about 60%"--Mo-X
= "If you know this area, the non-white population was nearly 40%, which PROVES i love minorities!"--What a true philanthropist you are!
"I used to get my ass beat by black kids ALL THE FUCKIN' TIME and it WAS because of the color of my skin"--Mo-X
= "I used to get my ass beat by non-whites ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, and it WAS because im not hanging out with other white people like myself!"--You seem resentful.
"On another note, assholes like Tadou have now branded me as being racist SIMPLY for debating a point of view..."--Mo-X
= One thing that bothers me is when intellectuals like Tadou pick on me and expose my faulty arguements and racist tendencies SIMPLY because i'm agreeing with all the other white people instead of all the colored folks.--Wow, im sorry. I didn't realize it was an inherant trait of yours.
"when debating a point of view, one MUST take into account the stereotypes"--Mo-X
"When debating a point of view, one MUST take into account his own race's mischaracterizations of all the other races."-- About damn time! You FINALLY admitted to relying on racist opinions to make your own decisions! It took a strong man to do that. Im proud of you.
I AM NOT PERSONALLY TELLING ANY BLACK PERSON TO GET THE FUCK OUT--Mo-X
= "I AM NOT PERSONALLY TELLING ANY BLACK PERSON TO GET THE FUCK OUT...IM SAYING IT SUBLIMINALLY, OK!! SO GET OFF MY DAMN BACK!!"--My bad. I didnt realize.
"IF I WAS BEING HATED, I WOULD MOVE RIGHT THE FUCK OUT"--Mo-X
= "IF I WAS BEING HATED, I WOULD MOVE THE FUCK OUT IF I WERE YOU!"--So you're admitting to being weak-minded?
"blacks were not the first men... jews were"--Mo-X
= "blacks were not the first men... jews were (which doesnt explain why they found the oldest existing skeletons in Africa--but hey, thats close enough.) "--You should become a scientist.
........And the finale................
Before I click reply, I'm just going to repeat one more time that I am not racist... i treat everyone the same... my attitude is that if you like me then we can kick it, drink some beers together and have a good time... if you don't, then fuck you. And that's really the jist of this whole ACCUSATION
= "I treat white people the same way i treat colored people....my attitude is that if you like me then we can kick it (as long as police dont whoop my ass), drink some beers together (so i can make fun of you for saying stupid shit) and have a good time (as long as those damn racist police officers are ok with it, otherwise, ill resent you for it)...if you don't have my same attitude then fuck you because i am always right, and you are always wrong. And thats really the just of this ACCUSATION"
--Dont you mean 'conversation'? Why are you acting like this is an attack on your character? I thought you were 'a debator'. If you truly were, you'd understand its an attack on your PHILOSOPHY!!
Seeing as though being a philosopher doesnt count as having a "real life", i'm just gonna stop there. Happy reading!
A Practice In Translation, By: Tadou.
-- In this excercise, i translate the stupid shit people SAY into the stupid shit they MEAN. Please be aware that, with a particular focus on the first sets of material, anything exclusively inclusive of quotion marks is excessively rediculous and indicative of idiocy on the writer's behalf. Enjoy!
"I was not hired at my job because I was white."--Mo-X
= "I, unlike minorities, do not get hired because of my skin color."--You must have a fellow non-racist boss. Good for you!
"I was not given a credit card becuase I was white, in fact I had to work my ass off to get one that was unsecured."--Mo-X
=" I, unlike minorities, get a job BEFORE i get a credit card, which is the reason MINE is unsecured, and most non-white peoples' arent."--Now THATS a good idea! You're smarter than the average bla--i mean, bear!
"I've been punked by the police before..."--Mo-X
= "I, too, have been harassed by police officers, who, coincodentally, were white."--Then stop acting like you aren't white.
"growing up, I lived on 88th & Fremont and went to Daniel Bagley grade school. "
= "Im such a non-racist, i went to a school in the ghetto to prove it."--I wish *I* had enough money to go to a catholic school..
"If you know this area, in the 80's the area had a black population of about 60%"--Mo-X
= "If you know this area, the non-white population was nearly 40%, which PROVES i love minorities!"--What a true philanthropist you are!
"I used to get my ass beat by black kids ALL THE FUCKIN' TIME and it WAS because of the color of my skin"--Mo-X
= "I used to get my ass beat by non-whites ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, and it WAS because im not hanging out with other white people like myself!"--You seem resentful.
"On another note, assholes like Tadou have now branded me as being racist SIMPLY for debating a point of view..."--Mo-X
= One thing that bothers me is when intellectuals like Tadou pick on me and expose my faulty arguements and racist tendencies SIMPLY because i'm agreeing with all the other white people instead of all the colored folks.--Wow, im sorry. I didn't realize it was an inherant trait of yours.
"when debating a point of view, one MUST take into account the stereotypes"--Mo-X
"When debating a point of view, one MUST take into account his own race's mischaracterizations of all the other races."-- About damn time! You FINALLY admitted to relying on racist opinions to make your own decisions! It took a strong man to do that. Im proud of you.
I AM NOT PERSONALLY TELLING ANY BLACK PERSON TO GET THE FUCK OUT--Mo-X
= "I AM NOT PERSONALLY TELLING ANY BLACK PERSON TO GET THE FUCK OUT...IM SAYING IT SUBLIMINALLY, OK!! SO GET OFF MY DAMN BACK!!"--My bad. I didnt realize.
"IF I WAS BEING HATED, I WOULD MOVE RIGHT THE FUCK OUT"--Mo-X
= "IF I WAS BEING HATED, I WOULD MOVE THE FUCK OUT IF I WERE YOU!"--So you're admitting to being weak-minded?
"blacks were not the first men... jews were"--Mo-X
= "blacks were not the first men... jews were (which doesnt explain why they found the oldest existing skeletons in Africa--but hey, thats close enough.) "--You should become a scientist.
........And the finale................
Before I click reply, I'm just going to repeat one more time that I am not racist... i treat everyone the same... my attitude is that if you like me then we can kick it, drink some beers together and have a good time... if you don't, then fuck you. And that's really the jist of this whole ACCUSATION
= "I treat white people the same way i treat colored people....my attitude is that if you like me then we can kick it (as long as police dont whoop my ass), drink some beers together (so i can make fun of you for saying stupid shit) and have a good time (as long as those damn racist police officers are ok with it, otherwise, ill resent you for it)...if you don't have my same attitude then fuck you because i am always right, and you are always wrong. And thats really the just of this ACCUSATION"
--Dont you mean 'conversation'? Why are you acting like this is an attack on your character? I thought you were 'a debator'. If you truly were, you'd understand its an attack on your PHILOSOPHY!!
Seeing as though being a philosopher doesnt count as having a "real life", i'm just gonna stop there. Happy reading!
Re: And now, Siccness.net in conjunction with MIST enterprizes proud to present to you..
that was my next point......translation.....the oldest human bones found on the earth were found on the african continent, thus proving that the first men and women were black peoples. but what the fuck does this have to do with anything? all the retorts from my opposition have become more and more far-fetched. people should really read or something before they just spew shit out of their face. diarrhea of the mouth is a terrible affliction.
that was my next point......translation.....the oldest human bones found on the earth were found on the african continent, thus proving that the first men and women were black peoples. but what the fuck does this have to do with anything? all the retorts from my opposition have become more and more far-fetched. people should really read or something before they just spew shit out of their face. diarrhea of the mouth is a terrible affliction.
^^^^all of that = since im a half black kid from aberdeen washington who has been forced to live in such a "slum" of a logging town, i feel like im more "in touch" with my african ancestory and nowadays black culture, because it seems to be the cool thing to do...u know, point the finger at whitey....not to mention i hate my white half so much that any white people trying to stick up for THEMSELVES and thier SKIN COLOR (not government), will get ridiculed and criticized to the fullest extent of my power, and i promise i will twist thier words around as much as i can and fit in as many smart ass comments i can into this 10,000 character limited post as i possibly can. i realize white people are not the problem, but seein as how the majority of this countries population and government is that skin color, im gonna blame them for the problems in this society. its not like any white person has had a hard life before, only colored people...right?? so fuck white people, they are wack, they are the reason i cant excell to where i want....or maybe its the fact im beating the shit out of a dead horse so much that i dont realize life for what it is?
since when did computers and the internet go hand in hand with poverty and ghetto livin? they must be holdin u down like a muhfucka, i mean yall barely got enuff cheese to pay your AOL bill!!!!
since when did computers and the internet go hand in hand with poverty and ghetto livin? they must be holdin u down like a muhfucka, i mean yall barely got enuff cheese to pay your AOL bill!!!!
DeluzioN said:
^^^^all of that = since im a half black kid from aberdeen washington who has been forced to live in such a "slum" of a logging town, i feel like im more "in touch" with my african ancestory and nowadays black culture, because it seems to be the cool thing to do...u know, point the finger at whitey....not to mention i hate my white half so much that any white people trying to stick up for THEMSELVES and thier SKIN COLOR (not government), will get ridiculed and criticized to the fullest extent of my power, and i promise i will twist thier words around as much as i can and fit in as many smart ass comments i can into this 10,000 character limited post as i possibly can. i realize white people are not the problem, but seein as how the majority of this countries population and government is that skin color, im gonna blame them for the problems in this society. its not like any white person has had a hard life before, only colored people...right?? so fuck white people, they are wack, they are the reason i cant excell to where i want....or maybe its the fact im beating the shit out of a dead horse so much that i dont realize life for what it is?
since when did computers and the internet go hand in hand with poverty and ghetto livin? they must be holdin u down like a muhfucka, i mean yall barely got enuff cheese to pay your AOL bill!!!!
since when did computers and the internet go hand in hand with poverty and ghetto livin? they must be holdin u down like a muhfucka, i mean yall barely got enuff cheese to pay your AOL bill!!!!
and this time, instead of givin the same responses...tell me somethin...if a black dude thinks hes not bein treated fairly in the area hes livin....but refuses leaving as an option because it wasnt his or his ancestors choice to be there (sorry ass excuse)....whats to become of him? what the fuck will he do with the rest of his life??? remain in the same place and be discriminated for the rest of his life?? give me your thoughts on what he should do....what would u do???
well i can assure you that he's not half black since his father Thomas who was of european decent married a white women. anyways i'm threw with this thread after tonight, it was nice until everyone started calling each other names, basically when Tadou stepped in with his sarcastic behavior... i got nothing but love for you SH... but Tadou on the other hand... it's on ON sight.
I'm assuming this is aimed towards me,so I will respond.To me,I laughed because he made me laugh.I remember seeing him on Hardball with Chris Matthews,and he would get so irritated over everything.He got frustrated,and seemed to lose his cool over the simplist debates,sorta like yourself,so I found it very ironic for the most part.
As for your stereotypical response..well..
1.true
2.false
3.true,nor were my grandparents in the United States
4.true,I never have
5.no we can't for now,evil is all around us,but I pray for peace.
6.I had 3 vice principals,and don't even remember there names.
7.false,but I did just recieve a "black girls" phone number,and will be calling her soon.
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