here's my story:
i remember my neighborhood used to play football in the street. my patnah went to get our neighbor to play, so he went to his house and his older sister let my patnah come in. so my patnah goes up stairs to his room and just walks in no knockin. hahaha my patnah see this foo wackin his shit hard, n my patnah just walk in sees what he doin and walks str8 out the house. the funny thing is that he never told him he caught him wackin his shit. he just came outside and told everyone what he just seent, n everyone was siggin hard when he came out to play football n after that everyone called him J.O.J = Jack Off Jason
hahah and that foo had a thing for SABLE from WWF. and when she came out with playboy he robbed that issue from barnes and nobles. and after a few weeks he was trying to sell the same magazine to the neighbors after being used drenched in who knows what.