Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?

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YOUNGNUTT

YOUNGNUTT

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HAAAAAAAAA!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!

I NEVER GOT CAUGHT BY MY PARENTS, BUT.....
ONE TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS AT A FRIENDS HOUSE
DITCHING SCHOOL DOWNSTAIRS WATCHING PORN HIGH AS HELL
(NOT JACCING OFF) AND I FELL ASLEEP,
WHILE HE WAS UPSTAIRS TALK'N' ON THE PHONE
(HIS DAD WAS THE PRINCIPLE OF OUR HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TIME).
WHEN YOU WALK IN THE FRONT DOOR OF THE PAD THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS THE T.V. WELL HE COMES HOME.
ALL I HEARD WAS KEYS IN THE FRONT DOOR
(LITTLE DID I KNOW HE WAS ALREADY IN THE HOUSE)
HE SEE'S ME JUMP UP RUN TO THE V.C.R. AND PRESS STOP.
I LOOK BACC AND HE'S JUST STARE'N' AT ME SAYS WITH FUNNY GRIN ON HIS
FACE "HOW YA DOIN TROY", I'M LIKE "ALRIGHT" HELLA EMBARRASSED AND SHIT. I JUST WALK UPSTAIRS AND TELL OLE BOY WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
YEAH,
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS OVER THERE!!!
 
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blunt_hogg559
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Jul 6, 2005
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Man some of y'all stories got me cracking the fuck up.....but i haven't lived w/ my parents for a long ass time....

One time my friend did catch me wacking my shit when I was on the phone w/ my girl at the time... .that broad lived in LA while I was in Fresno so your boy was horny as fuck....yeah my friend just walked in my room without knocking and saw me strait wackin my shit.....I'm just glad he didn't announce it to the rest of my friends who were out in the living room
 
Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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i fell asleep hella drunk once at the computer and i guess i somehow hit my speakers controller and fucking dipset of all things, came blaring out of my speakers/subwoofer at 3am.

song: The diplomats: S.A.N.T.A.N.A.

thats about as embarrassing as getting caught jacking off
 
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swheat

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Jan 27, 2006
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I was fingering dis hoe proper fast and her pussy was drippin juice on my fingers.. Her dog started to bark and she said her rents are back so we quickly sorted ourselves out.

I picked up the remote and started flickin thru da tv channels then her rents walk thru da front door and sit down next to us.. Her dad asks me to pass him da remote and I thought wow your gunna touch your daughters pussy juice and he did muhaha
 
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THIZZ.I.IZ.

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DJxREMARKABLE said:
never got caught looking at porn. but i did get caught in a weird situation by my dad a long time ago...

back when i was 17, my lady came over with a friend in the middle of the night (around 3am) while my parents were still asleep. so i had my lady's homegirl watch tv while me and my lady were fuckin butt-naked on the couch in the next room where it was dark as hell; this was right across from where my parents' room was (my parents never get up early so i wasnt really trippin about gettin caught)

at this time, my house only had one phone...which was in the kitchen. and the kitchen is between the room where my ladys homegirl was and the room where me and my lady was hittin it. and so while me and my lady were hittin it...the fuckin phone rings and i get up FAST to go pick it up before one of my parents wake up. i picked it up after the 2nd ring and hung up to go put my clothes back on. right after i hung up...i hear my parents door open and hear my dad comin.

while my dad was coming out of his room, my lady hid behind the couch before he could see her (which he never did thank god)

and so remember, i dont have any clothes on....and i didnt want my dad to see me standing in the kitchen butt booty naked. so i run to the room where my lady's homegirl was watching tv to make it look like i was just chillin with a friend.

from the kitchen, you cant see whos sitting at the couch...you can only see the back of peoples heads. so i thought everything was gonna be cool cuz my dad stopped at the kitchen where he cant see me naked n shit. my dad asked who called and started to walk back to his room...BUT...as he was about to leave he notices my lady's homegirl sitting right next to me. my dad asked who it was and i told him that she was a friend from school.

and then my dad decides to come and meet her and walks next to the couch. my dad sees me butt-naked while my ladys homegirl was fully dressed. my dad stopped and stood there all quiet with a confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on AND what the fuck are you doing naked while she is still fully dressed?" he didnt say that but by the look of his face...i know thats exactly what he was thinking hahaha

my dad just told us that it was late and that she should go home. hahah my dad went back to sleep and never brought that day up again.
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HhAAHAHAHAHAHA DASGBFOWIQNLK

O. k mna that was funny
 
MRTHECOSE

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swheat said:
I was fingering dis hoe proper fast and her pussy was drippin juice on my fingers.. Her dog started to bark and she said her rents are back so we quickly sorted ourselves out.

I picked up the remote and started flickin thru da tv channels then her rents walk thru da front door and sit down next to us.. Her dad asks me to pass him da remote and I thought wow your gunna touch your daughters pussy juice and he did muhaha
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surprised he didnt catch a whiff of that "juice"
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#33
May 24, 2006
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ive rolled a blunt damn near 3 minutes after eating my girl out for a group of 5 people (they came home and we had to rush to put on clothes)

they were all on e and couldnt physically do it.

hadnt washed my hands and well...you lick blunts.
i really didnt think about it until later how sick that is.

but i got a good laugh out of it.
 
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i aint never been caught but im sure dem niggas wonder why web pages r constantly closin everytime they come in while im on the computer
 
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Like alot of folks have said, I've had close calls but i've never been caught. Now that i'm out of the house it's not a problem. Thanks to stumbleupon i can check out fine ass pussy all day!
 
Toro

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Haha member when the porn channels were like channel 1 and 2 and 99 I think. When I was little I was watching TV in my parents room and their cable was connected to my bros room because they don't watch TV in there alot and he does so they didn't want to buy another cable box just hooked it up to his. One day I was watching it and I learned a technique were you "go by" the channel so you can sneak a peak. And my bro forgot his TV on so I was watching it right and my mom went through his room to get th laundry and saw whats was on. She yelled "what are you doing?" And I was like I went the wrong way, even tho I was on the channel for like 3 mins haha. Other then that there has been a few close calls.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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ElToro05 said:
Haha member when the porn channels were like channel 1 and 2 and 99 I think. When I was little I was watching TV in my parents room and their cable was connected to my bros room because they don't watch TV in there alot and he does so they didn't want to buy another cable box just hooked it up to his. One day I was watching it and I learned a technique were you "go by" the channel so you can sneak a peak. And my bro forgot his TV on so I was watching it right and my mom went through his room to get th laundry and saw whats was on. She yelled "what are you doing?" And I was like I went the wrong way, even tho I was on the channel for like 3 mins haha. Other then that there has been a few close calls.
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HAHAHA

THE FUZZIES


I remember that shit.


You would watch that shit for hours tryna sneak a titty and shit.

Like "oh damn is that an ass. Fuck thats the couch. Oh shit thats a nipple!"
 
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