Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?

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Bro$eff

Bro$eff

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nope but i caught my old roommate once. i busted through the door one time after work without knocking and all i see is a naked ass whiteboy running to the backroom. i look at the tv and a porno's playing and there is a towel laid out wit some lotion next to it. i started laughin hella hard for five minutes straight.for so long my face was hurting. after i stopped laughin he came out wit his clothes on and i was looking at his setup and said damn blood you was all into it. he was hella embarresed but was trying to pretend he was laughing about it. after that every time he tried to shake my hand i would hesitate, then give him a pound and laugh
 
Hyfeeboy

Hyfeeboy

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Jan 23, 2006
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WHITE DEVIL said:
I got caught hella bad.

My fam came hom from a vacation and my girl was over suckin my dick in my room.

Soon as I heard the family, I jumped up hella quick, got my pants on socks, shirt, etc. Didnt put on shoes cause i was just kickin it in the house.

Anyways I came walkin down the hall from my room like "wassup people", and my dad and my moms friend are unloading shit in our house. I turn the corner and Say Hi to them, and they just stop in their tracks.

My moms friend blushes bad, like beet red. My dad is like check your shorts man.

My pants was unzipped all the way down, no drawers, and my shit was just hangin out the front like "whats crackin". I got dressed hella quick and wasnt payin good enough attention to zip up my pants, which coulda also been a bad thing. So that was all bad.

Even worse was I had just started goin out with that girl and she came walkin down the hall tryna be cool but she looked at us and realized some shit was wrong.

My pops was a sav tho he was just like eyyy whats up how you doin! lmao

Dads are the shit because they will not bust you out for gettin some pussy. A few months later that same woman, my dad, and I were kickin it at my house (mom had stepped out for a few) and he made a comment like "Good thing you covered up the ladykiller today". I dont think either one told my mom about it..cause my mom was hella nice to my girl after that. If she woulda known about she woulda politely been rude as fuck.
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lady killer hahaha im on that word....
 
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WAEZDOG

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Sep 27, 2004
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im home alone my chick goes to work i have my radio connected to my big screen so i put a dvd in brazil booty any ways shes walks in she forgets her keys so i panic i turn off the tv with the remote so the screens off i think everything is cool but the audio was still on so all of a sudden you hear some bitch get her shit pounded screaming shes like what the fuck is that im like i dont know turns on the tv ASS AND TITS
 
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Ambition209

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Feb 15, 2003
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One time my older bro came over and walked in the house to get something to drink (he don't live with me) but he walked in and there was porn on the tv i was fast forwarding at the time tryin to find a good part lol he just took a double glance at the screen then walked in the kitchen and ain't say shit... i used to always find (and use) his porns tho when we were younger.......

but another story kinda related... just a few months ago i was at this girls house she lives wit her grandma but moms lives around the corner right well no one was home... i was beatin it up in her bedroom for like 20 minutes and im sweating and my face is all red n shit then i hear the dog barking and hear the screen door im like ohh shit... she gets dressed quick and goes out there and i get dressed and hide behind the door... then i hear her mom like whos here whos here first she say nobody but moms knew then she was like oh im just kiddin john is here (i had never met her) oh well bring him out so i can see him... her mom is cool but yea this is the first time i had met her.. anyway i came out all red faced n shit and shook her hand.. keep in mind i had just pulled my dick out of her daughter and had pussy juice and sex sweat all up on my hand and i was like hi nice to meet you all embarrased n shit that was like a motherfuckin southwest commercial and shit... wanna get away??
 
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M.V.W.

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Back in '96, my dad caught me looking at some magazines that were in his room. He was like "What are you doing?" and I dived onto the bed.
 
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Really Treal

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One time hella long ago my mama rented some movies from blockbuster, and for some reason her VCR kept eating up tapes. So she asked to borrow the VCR from my room. I had been watchin a porno earlier and forgot to take the tape out. So 5 minutes later my mama came back to my room with the porn tape and says "is this yours" i grabbed that shit and when i seen what it was i was hella embarassed.
 
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