Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?

[ConstantElevation]

Man this shit is fuckin hilarious, you can feel the tension building n shit in these stories.
I never got caught with sexual shit, not with anything 4 that matter.
But my homeboi went to a library drunk, we was supposed to pick him up and this foo was walking around fuckin drunk n shit.
We told him to post up at the library go sit down n a chair or some shit.
They had internet, but usually you gotta sign up for it.
He sits his ass down without signing up, and starts lookin up porn n shit.
He starts beatin his dick, and the female librarian catches his ass.
From what he told us, he was apologizing n shit, and she just told his ass to leave.
so when we picked his ass up, he told us what happened we fuckin shake our heads nd drive off.

 

[M.V.W.]

Damn, that's quite the story.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

in my 13+ years experience with porn, i've never got caught

i should win a prize

my brother in law on the other hand.... :classic:

lets just say my mom found the kazaa download folder somehow

Man this shit is fuckin hilarious, you can feel the tension building n shit in these stories.
I never got caught with sexual shit, not with anything 4 that matter.
But my homeboi went to a library drunk, we was supposed to pick him up and this foo was walking around fuckin drunk n shit.
We told him to post up at the library go sit down n a chair or some shit.
They had internet, but usually you gotta sign up for it.
He sits his ass down without signing up, and starts lookin up porn n shit.
He starts beatin his dick, and the female librarian catches his ass.
From what he told us, he was apologizing n shit, and she just told his ass to leave.
so when we picked his ass up, he told us what happened we fuckin shake our heads nd drive off.

desperation... where the fuck was he planning on unloading that nut?

::

 

[wonderbreadSSF]

one time a porn program got installed on my comp n i couldnt uninstall it. n it would pop up everytime u started the comp. my sis found my porn folder back when i was 13 n deleted that shit. most recent shit was that my mom saw a condom next to my garbage in my room. oh n my dad found a condom wrapper in the back seat of his car, well where the speakers are at by the window. i know he saw it but didnt say shit cuz my homeboy found it the day after my pops used the car that shit was hella in the open.

 

[DippedinButter]

Another time I almost got caught beating it, but I heard my roomates girlfriend before she could see. I didnt have time to put it back in, so I just had to throw my shirt over my junk, of couse she felt it was necessary to talk to me for 10 minutes, god I was just like GO AWAY. I dont think she knew, but I was hella embarassed. hahaha

LOL! damn, why didnt you tell that bitch to give you a hand

 

[DippedinButter]

i remember one time i was wackin it an my aunt came in from outa town.....just walked in my room no knocking.....i had my pants down to my ankles an jus got up an covers the screen....shit was hella embarrasing

HAHAH aww hell naw. LMAO

 

[DippedinButter]

here's my story:

i remember my neighborhood used to play football in the street. my patnah went to get our neighbor to play, so he went to his house and his older sister let my patnah come in. so my patnah goes up stairs to his room and just walks in no knockin. hahaha my patnah see this foo wackin his shit hard, n my patnah just walk in sees what he doin and walks str8 out the house. the funny thing is that he never told him he caught him wackin his shit. he just came outside and told everyone what he just seent, n everyone was siggin hard when he came out to play football n after that everyone called him J.O.J = Jack Off Jason

hahah and that foo had a thing for SABLE from WWF. and when she came out with playboy he robbed that issue from barnes and nobles. and after a few weeks he was trying to sell the same magazine to the neighbors after being used drenched in who knows what.

 

[smeezy]

HAHAHA

THE FUZZIES


I remember that shit.


You would watch that shit for hours tryna sneak a titty and shit.

Like "oh damn is that an ass. Fuck thats the couch. Oh shit thats a nipple!"

haha. Oh shit a green titty! Hurry the fuck up and nutt before it goes away haha.

 

[BAYTION WIDE]

never got caught looking at porn. but i did get caught in a weird situation by my dad a long time ago...

back when i was 17, my lady came over with a friend in the middle of the night (around 3am) while my parents were still asleep. so i had my lady's homegirl watch tv while me and my lady were fuckin butt-naked on the couch in the next room where it was dark as hell; this was right across from where my parents' room was (my parents never get up early so i wasnt really trippin about gettin caught)

at this time, my house only had one phone...which was in the kitchen. and the kitchen is between the room where my ladys homegirl was and the room where me and my lady was hittin it. and so while me and my lady were hittin it...the fuckin phone rings and i get up FAST to go pick it up before one of my parents wake up. i picked it up after the 2nd ring and hung up to go put my clothes back on. right after i hung up...i hear my parents door open and hear my dad comin.

while my dad was coming out of his room, my lady hid behind the couch before he could see her (which he never did thank god)

and so remember, i dont have any clothes on....and i didnt want my dad to see me standing in the kitchen butt booty naked. so i run to the room where my lady's homegirl was watching tv to make it look like i was just chillin with a friend.

from the kitchen, you cant see whos sitting at the couch...you can only see the back of peoples heads. so i thought everything was gonna be cool cuz my dad stopped at the kitchen where he cant see me naked n shit. my dad asked who called and started to walk back to his room...BUT...as he was about to leave he notices my lady's homegirl sitting right next to me. my dad asked who it was and i told him that she was a friend from school.

and then my dad decides to come and meet her and walks next to the couch. my dad sees me butt-naked while my ladys homegirl was fully dressed. my dad stopped and stood there all quiet with a confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on AND what the fuck are you doing naked while she is still fully dressed?" he didnt say that but by the look of his face...i know thats exactly what he was thinking hahaha

my dad just told us that it was late and that she should go home. hahah my dad went back to sleep and never brought that day up again.

lol. this thread is hella funny

 

[smeezy]

And no I've never been caught. But, one time my uncle spent the night and it was 11pm and I went to the kitchen to place my dinner plate in the sink. The kitchen and living room is one big room and all the lights were off and my unc was watching TV. So as I placed my dish in the sink I ask my uncle "what are you watching?" I look up at the TV and it's scrambled porn. I hear him trying to change the channel with the remote but the batteries were dead but he kept persisting as I could hear the remote almost breaking from how hard he was pressing the buttons. So he got up and turned the TV off and I went to bed and laughed the night off haha.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

This should be a classic thread.

I never been caught but I seen a scary ass thing one night about 6-7 years ago....

I had just gone to a rave with some friends and it's like 5:00am, we're all still high as fuck on ecstasy. After the rave I invite them over to my parents house to drink/smoke and whatever (my parents are out of town and the only person that is supposed to be there is one of my step brothers).

So we are walking up the stairs right to go chill and we get to the top of the stairs and look on the couch...my dirty ass step brother was passed out....NAKED WITH HIS ASS IN THE AIR and his face planted in the couch with a porn playing on the TV. This motherfucker got so drunk/high, whatever that he started beating his shit and just passed out...with his underware around his ankles. LOL. Now, keep in mind I had a couple of females with me and they see this full moon and shit in my fucking living room!!! Well, being that we needed to smoke and drink, I just grapped a towel and throw that shit over his ass, walked my guests over to the deck and they started smoking. I then walk back and woke my step brother up by saying, "What the fuck are you doing? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW YOU SICK FUCK"

I'm so fucking glad I don't live with that dirty motherfucker anymore

 

[Really Treal]

everyone was siggin hard when he came out to play football n after that everyone called him J.O.J = Jack Off Jason

LMAO, We used to call my lil cousin that after we caught him beatin his meat, but his name was J.O.J- Jack Off James

 

[DippedinButter]

LMAO, We used to call my lil cousin that after we caught him beatin his meat, but his name was J.O.J- Jack Off James

LOL damn..thats crazy LOL

 

[FourOneFog]

hahhaaaa!
never been caught....but damn....alot of these strories are too funny!

lucky my room is downstairs.......so i gotta keep coo. and not have my volume high.
But....one time my lil sis came downstairs.......i was like fuck...i was on the phone tryin to get this chick to moan are atleast play wit her self....at the same time i had some porn playin....so my sis came down where the garage is at cause my door enters my room to aonther door to the garage....and i was tryin to eject tha shit...or turn the channel...for some reason it wasnt.....
everything was coo though....my face was lil hot reded thinkn i got caught.

 

[Lo-Lo]

...STILL WAITING FOR PRINCESA TO EXPLAIN THE "ME AND MY SISTER" THING...

^^^^^

 

[AllCity Cinemas]

when he came out to play football n after that everyone called him J.O.J = Jack Off Jason

i think i might know who your talkin about ha

 

[DippedinButter]

i think i might know who your talkin about ha

LOL u might. Wardlaw/Springstowne days

 

[AllCity Cinemas]

^does his last name start with a j?

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Wait a minute, please explain

All girls have a "porn curiosity" stage.

They look at that shit a few times and go "oh. So thats what its like".

Rare is the bitch who continues to watch. Even more rare is the bitch who watches and enjoys. Porn is overwhelmingly male-catered and watched by men.

 

[DankedOut707]

^does his last name start with a j?

HAHAHA U TALKIN BOUT GREASY?