Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?

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menlohog

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Never got caught but one time I printed out a picture of a naked girl and I gave it to my cousin. My cousin was at my house,he got the picture, put it in his pocket and he left home.
He told me that he had fallen asleep at his house and somehow his sister had found the picture. His mom found out and she knew that he had came over my house so they knew i had printed the picture for him. I denied it and told them i didn't know what she was talking about. My cousin had told his mom that he found the picture but I knew his mom didn't believe him. They never proved it was me but after that I couldn't use the computer for about a month.
 
Assassinator

Assassinator

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lol, we had dial-up where we lived cuz of bad reception so it sucked not being able to close or change screens fast when someone was coming in. i just pulled the entire power outlet once and was like.. oops!
 
FatBlunts209

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WHITE DEVIL said:
HAHAHA

THE FUZZIES


I remember that shit.


You would watch that shit for hours tryna sneak a titty and shit.

Like "oh damn is that an ass. Fuck thats the couch. Oh shit thats a nipple!"
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lol..classic..and only the living room has the cable and shit gotta do it when moms sleeps turn the volume all the way down lookin left and right like you about to pull a lick jackin off quietly as possible..
 
B-San

B-San

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My girlfriend-at-the time's 14 yr old son got caught by her... he said, "it's not like you're a virgin".. LMAO!!!
 
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f31roger

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When I was 11, my mom found my a porn mag. She didnt trip on it.. but it was pretty awkward when she started giving me a lecture of the female anatomy "Oh this is the labia"...
 
prodigy91

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DippedinButter said:
here's my story:

i remember my neighborhood used to play football in the street. my patnah went to get our neighbor to play, so he went to his house and his older sister let my patnah come in. so my patnah goes up stairs to his room and just walks in no knockin. hahaha my patnah see this foo wackin his shit hard, n my patnah just walk in sees what he doin and walks str8 out the house. the funny thing is that he never told him he caught him wackin his shit. he just came outside and told everyone what he just seent, n everyone was siggin hard when he came out to play football n after that everyone called him J.O.J = Jack Off Jason

hahah and that foo had a thing for SABLE from WWF. and when she came out with playboy he robbed that issue from barnes and nobles. and after a few weeks he was trying to sell the same magazine to the neighbors after being used drenched in who knows what.
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hahaha, once like 4 or 5 years ago, we were playing football in this alley behind the apartment buildings and shit. so before we started playing we were a man short and the homie was still at his house. so i was like fuck it ill go hurry him the fuck up. his pops was at work and so were his sisters and his house was always unlocked. i open the door which leads right into the living room and up the stairs. note, i had my headphones on so i couldnt hear shit. as soon as i turn to his room, i take off the headphones and see his door wide open, and i see this nigga goin' at it watching some kinky ass shit from his pops collection, some broad with leather clothing tied up getting whipped and shit, and i didnt say shit and left the house cracking the fuck up, i told the rest of the homies, and as soon as he got where we were we, my boy starts goin "beat it, just beat it" dude turns red as fuck hella embarrassed, we called him jack off ant for like a month...
 
Mari go DumB

Mari go DumB

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I know this might be weird or whatever, but when I was like 14, I had my cousin buy me a Hustler magazine and a Penthouse magazine. I never got caught LOOKING at them, but my mom went through my room once and found them. She threw the biggest fit ever; I thought it was hilarious. What can I say, I've always loved porn.
 
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