I thought Tadou had been banned since I haven't seen much of him lately......wishful thinkin' I guess? lol
Hell naw I ain't goin' to that stupid-ass Summer Jam bullshit! If you've been to 5....then you've been to them all. Blistering hot sun ALL DAY burnin' my white-ass.....underage bitches that are WAAAAAY out of my age range (and maturity level) runnin' around showin' off their tender young asses and perky tits makin' me want to break the law......and don't get caught up in the front row of the show.....you get hosed until you look like a drowned rat......while having 10,000 little girls screaming at 200 decibels louder than the world record for their favorite "pop-tart" of the year right in your fuckin' ear.
Then you have my favorite part......the campground afterwards. The same underage sluts.....except they have clothes on now and a beer in their hand.....and every hooligan who is desperate for pussy is trying to get them into their tent.....but they're really just little cock-teasers who like to get smacked and spit on for not puttin' out after we blew a blunt with them! Then they get sick because they are so drunk and pass out somewhere......and end up gettin' gang raped by 4 guys.
OR........you end up gettin' into a massive brawl with 10 fools wielding lawn chairs, knives, bats and pistols.......and end up spending the night in the hospital in Quincy (the next town over) while your friends get stitches after gettin' their heads busted open with lawn chairs. Goin' to the hospital really fucks off your high and buzz.....so you start gettin' an attitude with the nurses and doctors who get scared and call security on you......who then try to punk you and ask you to leave the hospital......but you can't cuz you're homies are still in there.
Yeah.......Summer Jam.......I love it........let's go!
I think I'll let someone else deal with the DRAMA this year.....fuck Summer Jam.......unless I'm performing!