you know you're getting old when......

[jr916]

man my homeboy has my zelda cartridge right now. trendy fucks that try to play NES like the good ole days in 2008 but really its cus they too broke for the new shit.

i had to buy him like 4 or 5 games for the UPC's and they sent him a gamecube disk wit zelda, adventures of link, and ocarina of time....i think friday or saturday im fittin to get me a 1/8 or quarter, and zone out for the weekend

 

[FDS]

you old if you bought dj quik on tape and played sweet black pussy on the low when moms was gone

i think thats fucking mind boggling that you said this shit. I used to go under the bed to listen to that fuckin song, that was the first vulgur ass song i ever heard. my older cousin played that shit for me i was like oh fuck. this is the greatest song ever. i remmeber my mom heard it once and she almost killed me.

 

[jr916]

i think thats fucking mind boggling that you said this shit. I used to go under the bed to listen to that fuckin song, that was the first vulgur ass song i ever heard. my older cousin played that shit for me i was like oh fuck. this is the greatest song ever. i remmeber my mom heard it once and she almost killed me.

shit, i got caught listnin to we want sum pussy.....door bust on right as "just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" line came on good thing my mother was a knock, and didnt care

 

[Gas One]

yep, my mom tried to jack my dj quik tape when she read that shit on the back. and i had to literally HIDE my snoop dogg album that i ditched school to buy.

u wanna take it BACK i remember kid and play said 'sex' on a song and i had to turn that shit down being that i was like 9 or some ole shit i manually bleeped that shit out around moms

 

[nonfiCKtion]

i think thats fucking mind boggling that you said this shit. I used to go under the bed to listen to that fuckin song, that was the first vulgur ass song i ever heard. my older cousin played that shit for me i was like oh fuck. this is the greatest song ever. i remmeber my mom heard it once and she almost killed me.

Lol! We was in 3rd grade bumpin Freaky Tales. I used to go bed every night wit ma radio on ma bed bumpin NWA.

Lol u know u old when u used to make mixtapes recording songs off the radio stations. "HOW HOT IS HOT? RADIO STATION 92.5"

 

[Gas One]

i used to make pause tapes. u had two cassette decks in one, ud pause that shit right before it came in and take the pause off the recorded tape and the other tape at the same time...straight cut the jam in...and if you was tight ud kinda like bareply press down on the play or pause button and u could add lil effects of it speeding up or slowing down before u cut it in

i was pause tape king of south east san diego undisputed

to be real dog to this day.

i own rap city and yo mtv rap videos you cant even find on youtube on vhs

i taped every fucking thing

even hieroglyphics on video LP live (if you dont know the host, u aint old) and del was watchin himself on tv live on some small tv while bobbin his head

 

[livemanikins]

you know your old when....

~you remember watchin "the box" and you used to call in to get music videos on there

~Vh1, Mtv, and BET all played music videos most of the time

~TGIF - watchin family matters

~you remember the last episode of fresh prince (they had introduced the whole cast)

~you realize when people talk about the youth generation, that doesn't involve you

~Teather ball? (do they still play that?)

~Marbles? (kids do not even know about that)

 

[The Duke of Earl]

i dont even know why they sold me that shit in the record store. parental advisory stickers were real back then. c delores tucker had it locked.

and then when mortal kombat came out

who remembers mortal kombat for snes with no blood

shit was wack as fuck
then there was like some code to make blood but it still looked gay

i had sega the code for blood is abacabb

 

[jr916]

you know your old when....

~you remember watchin "the box" and you used to call in to get music videos on there

~Vh1, Mtv, and BET all played music videos most of the time

~TGIF - watchin family matters

~you remember the last episode of fresh prince (they had introduced the whole cast)

~you realize when people talk about the youth generation, that doesn't involve you

~Teather ball? (do they still play that?)

~Marbles? (kids do not even know about that)

i still got tapes and tapes of videos on the box, i was watchin 8 ball "my homeboys girlfriend"...N2DEEP back 2 the hotel and luni's hard times couple weeks ago

 

[jr916]

i used to make pause tapes. u had two cassette decks in one, ud pause that shit right before it came in and take the pause off the recorded tape and the other tape at the same time...straight cut the jam in...and if you was tight ud kinda like bareply press down on the play or pause button and u could add lil effects of it speeding up or slowing down before u cut it in

i was pause tape king of south east san diego undisputed

gas VS dj screw.....mixtape comin out soon....literally a MIX-TAPE

 

[Gas One]

shit i got jams. i need to youtube that.

 

[Gas One]

^^^^ if u can sing along to this whle shit...u already know

extra points if u saw the still pic and knew what it was!

no second guesses u gotta know!

and u need to know the whole song or no go

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I relate to a lot of this shit and I'm 22... not old...

 

[Gas One]

shuttup young kid

go drink a beer

scratch that, chug a beer

see im forgetting already....fuckin alzheimers

 

[killahoe666]

Your too old if you remember this code:
up up down down left right left right b a b a start

If you were hyped when the NES first came out

if you used to record songs off of the radio

you put 2 lines on the side of your head

bought cross color clothes

if you watched pump it up with dee barnes

 

[jr916]

Your too old if you remember this code:
up up down down left right left right b a b a start

If you were hyped when the NES first came out

if you used to record songs off of the radio

you put 2 lines on the side of your head

bought cross color clothes

if you watched pump it up with dee barnes

contra
super mario song will stick wit me for a life, bet you dont know about the minus level tho
i still got tapes off the radio
cross colours started this hyphy bright bullshit
haha...dre choked a bitch

 

[Tha Mack]

^^^^^ i still got super mario fill me in on the minus level mayne

 

[Gas One]

you old if you had intellivision....fuck the bull....all this nes shit

u old if u ever saw a real hacker in a chat room

that shit dont even exist anymore

i used to rule the net on some terrorist shit

just sign niggas off for gettin mouthy

niggas moms be pissed the fuck off cuz they lost the account

call niggas moms up and talk witter

hacking and online terrorism = old school

youre old if you rocked the first punch out in the arcad with the see through matrix glass joe...BODY BLOW BODY BLOW

youre old and ghetto if you watched white boys put in 75 cents on dragon liar every 40 seconds

 

[jr916]

^^^^^ i still got super mario fill me in on the minus level mayne

on 1-2 you can either stay on top to the warp 3-1 or go thru the pipe on the bottom, stand on top of the pipe and break the third set of bricks AWAY from the pipe, so there is still two sets of bricks next to the pipe, Crouch and jump thru the little bricks you broke and push right on the pad

if my directions suck, google that shit and it will make sense

 

[jr916]

actually my directions are fuckin perfect, i could proly work for game informer or sum shit