you know your old if you even have ever seen an arcade poppin'
your old if you remember real gang life, hydralics, shags, jheri curls, s curls or gumbys
you know youre getting old when all the girls your age have fuckin 10 year old kids..
you know youre getting old when youve contemplated whipping a teens ass in a store for making too much noise..
you know youre getting old when you drink two 40's and drive to the liquor store perfectly to get more
you know youre getting old when you play xbox 360 and its too many fucking buttons for you...
if you know planet rock by heart, youre old.