you know you're getting old when......

[thatguy]

when i play basketball i go on the dl for a week cuz my legs r so sore.

that just means your out of shape

 

[Joey]

When your juiced to go to the store and get some fertalizer for your grass....

I vaccume my house almost every other day, so my wife said she was gonna get me a vaccume for christmas.......(and she wasnt playin around)

 

[REdRUM]

that just means your out of shape

Not really...my knees and ankles aren't the same as 10 years ago, due to basketball. And my back has been fucked up for years, from a basketball injury. That's different than being a fat slob trying to play pickup at the YMCA.




And did anyone mention ''You know you're getting old when...

































...Beto looks up to you."

 

[bayflip]

youre eligible to apply for social security

 

[-LICWIT-]

YOU GO TO TAKE A SHIT AND YOUR BALLS HIT THE WATER....

 

[radiostationrep]

when the kid bagging groceries at the store says

"paper or plastic sir?"

 

[SuiPSYedKing]

When you squeeze a fart out and shit your draws.

 

[FDS]

^^ this man speaks truth

 

[prodigy91]

walkin around the house at the same its hot as fuck outside,

looking for tape so you stop stepping on your balls

 

[meltamic]

when music is too loud.....
and
you begin to yell at the "those crazy kids"

 

[Sydal]

Not really...my knees and ankles aren't the same as 10 years ago, due to basketball.

I hate that shit. Sometimes I'll be walkin' around and I have to sit for a minute 'cause my knees are fucked up from basketball. It's a damn bitch.

 

[Syko Sniper]

damn we are old but not dead people!!!

those 18 year olds born in 1990.. wow, that tells me im old

 

[jr916]

IM NOT GETTIN OLD, IM GETTIN BETTER

 

[nonfiCKtion]

I knew when I was old when I be kickin it wit ma young hyenas 18 thru 22 and im one of the shortest but they call me BIG HOMIE!

You know when ur old when u buyin liq for young niggas and then u remember when u used to do the same thing at that tender age lol!

 

[thatguy]

I hate that shit. Sometimes I'll be walkin' around and I have to sit for a minute 'cause my knees are fucked up from basketball. It's a damn bitch.

hit up some advil liquid gels. i got bad ass pains in my elbows when i shoot hoops too much, or box, those liquid gels are no joke though

 

[jr916]

I knew when I was old when I be kickin it wit ma young hyenas 18 thru 22 !

hyenas?...the only animal you should be kickin it wit is Human Ass Dog

 

[Sydal]

hit up some advil liquid gels. i got bad ass pains in my elbows when i shoot hoops too much, or box, those liquid gels are no joke though

I'ma have to go grab some of those. The bitch about it is, the pain comes at the most random times....not every day, no specific schedule. I'll be feelin' good as fuck, then out of nowhere it feels like my leg is gonna collapse.

 

[Ry]

When you feel dirty for flirting with any female under 24 (but over 18)

 

[PsyDaL]

in a few more years ill be sportin an all grey dew....

 

[DVS ONE]

when your yellin at the kids in the hood for throwin rocks........