you know you're getting old when......

[Gas One]

you know youre getting old when all the girls your age have fuckin 10 year old kids..

you know youre getting old when youve contemplated whipping a teens ass in a store for making too much noise..

you know youre getting old when you drink two 40's and drive to the liquor store perfectly to get more

you know youre getting old when you play xbox 360 and its too many fucking buttons for you...

if you know planet rock by heart, youre old.

if you hate soldja boy.

 

[-LICWIT-]

you know youre getting old when you drink two 40's and drive to the liquor store perfectly to get more

if you know planet rock by heart, youre old.

.... NUFF' SAID....

 

[aridan3at]

when you....
say 'fuckin kids'.
when you look around your house to see what you can fix or remodel.
coworker invited you to a party and your one of the oldest one there.

 

[killahoe666]

when kids you used to baby sit are parents

 

[Gas One]

you know your old if you remember 300 or 2400 baud modems

US Robotics and shit

had your shit on busy status all day

you know your old if you even have ever seen an arcade poppin'

you know your old when smoking weed isnt even an issue with your fmaily anymore and members of your family start asking you for weed instead

your old if you remember real gang life, hydralics, shags, jheri curls, s curls or gumbys

you know your old when you dont get treated like a drug user at kaiser anymore and they just hand you pills

 

[nonfiCKtion]

U know when u old when u playin basketball and when u ready to shoot, u look for the laces!

 

[Rossibreath]

when yer lookin through yer old cards & the only athlete still playin from yer youth is brett favre.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

When you feel dirty for flirting with any female under 24 (but over 18)

Man stop being a lil bitch and get u some good pussu!

 

[Gas One]

I DONT LIKE ANYONE ILLEGAL IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN, UNDERAGE.

u know you old if you merssed with bitches to songs like 'candy rain'

you know you old if you got jodeci on tape...and it aint yours...it just got left over one day


licwit owns a jon b cd yall...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man. ok let me stop

 

[nonfiCKtion]

@LICWIT

When u sleep wit ur door closed cause ur stepdaughter pinchin ur stash! LOL!

 

[Speedy]

When your top 5 rappers are dead or don't make music like they use too.

 

[Gas One]

you know you old when you dont agree with the top 5 rappers and youre like 'NAH WHAT ABOUT KOOL G RAP?'

You know your old if you knew fergalicious was a JJ fad sample

shit your old if you know who jj fad is to begin with


if you ever wore any rayon clothing

if you had a hypercolor shirt and u was feelin yourself

 

[nonfiCKtion]

I DONT LIKE ANYONE ILLEGAL IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN, UNDERAGE.

u know you old if you merssed with bitches to songs like 'candy rain'

you know you old if you got jodeci on tape...and it aint yours...it just got left over one day


licwit owns a jon b cd yall...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

U old when u got Freestyle Fellowship on tape and its the homies but he don't want it back.

 

[Gas One]

lmao

you know you old when you start shaving your head for a reason

or you straight up shave your whole fucking mustache off.

im never gonna do that shit, though.

 

[jr916]

you know you old when you dont agree with the top 5 rappers and youre like 'NAH WHAT ABOUT KOOL G RAP?'

You know your old if you knew fergalicious was a JJ fad sample

shit your old if you know who jj fad is to begin with


if you ever wore any rayon clothing

if you had a hypercolor shirt and u was feelin yourself

lol...ecstasy from whodini had bars too

 

[Gas One]

your old if you remember e pills being called XTC.

and you refused to take it because of candy ravers.

all i knew was my boy (a black guy) bleached his hair blonde, and i wasnt fucking with it

you old if you bought dj quik on tape and played sweet black pussy on the low when moms was gone

 

[jr916]

your old if you remember e pills being called XTC.

and you refused to take it because of candy ravers.

all i knew was my boy (a black guy) bleached his hair blonde, and i wasnt fucking with it

you old if you bought dj quik on tape and played sweet black pussy on the low when moms was gone

fuckin gas, i swear to god, the other day i was hummin a song, "always talk about cause i love it" and then i remebered quik

 

[Gas One]

i dont even know why they sold me that shit in the record store. parental advisory stickers were real back then. c delores tucker had it locked.

and then when mortal kombat came out

who remembers mortal kombat for snes with no blood

shit was wack as fuck
then there was like some code to make blood but it still looked gay

 

[jr916]

i just finished zelda the other week on gamecube and was tryin to explain to my nephew about the gold cartridge and how you had to blow in it sumtimes

"real gold?, my would it be made out of gold?"

 

[Gas One]

man my homeboy has my zelda cartridge right now. trendy fucks that try to play NES like the good ole days in 2008 but really its cus they too broke for the new shit.