Worst lyrics you ever heard

[2-0-Sixx]

I have every Andre CD. I'm a fan, I like his music. But let's be honest people- he has some retarded ass rhymes.

Come on, even Tears of a Clown:

"freeze like a frosty with the cappucino taste
nickname my product like cookies in the cake"

"i'ma liquidate em all wit unforgetable paragraphs
it was all for the money so we took the wrong path"

LOL, no doubt they are unforgetable! "26 words in the alphebet and I use all 26 to get these bricks" - Unforgetable!

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

let me re-phrase...he's had a few select cuts on every cd since IHYWAP, but 2 cuts don't make a good cd, not even good enough to buy in the used cd's section, where I see most of his cd's

 

[YOUNG BREW]

well its all a matter of opinion i listed two songs but theres many more ...whatever tho we can debate all day over who likes some bullshit...

 

[sheriff]

that new eminem song has alotta dam stupid lines

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

he's just making fun of all the idiots who are requesting it and gonna buy the record off that bullshit. he has the game figured out to the tee.

 

[sheriff]

yea i know but that doesnt make them lyrics much better, i hope the album aint gona be like that bullshit song, but if it is still a milion muthafucs would buy it

 

[Lu_]

it's the M-A-C-A-K...Too short on MACK attack

lol thanks to 2-0-sixx mentioning this thread.. i felt like i had to respond to this old comment. too short clearly said "M-A-C-and-K"

 

[Uzzle]

"Strapped with Pistol & vest underneath the 43 Jerry West"-Yukmouth.

I coulda swore he was throwback king, Jerry West was #44.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

"Strapped with Pistol & vest underneath the 43 Jerry West"-Yukmouth.

I coulda swore he was throwback king, Jerry West was #44.

haha it is 44

what about this one everybody knows this

"wit dat foo celly c-e-l-l" -4tay

 

[Unkut Yola]

Theres also an old Esham song where he spells out "Rhymes", only he spells it wrong. R-Y-H-M-E-S. Pisses me off too.

yea thas on the Godlike Natas Album on the song "It aint all about rhyming"
he goes "it aint all about the R Y H M I N G feeeeel meeee"

i was like huh?!?!

but yea i turn on the radio and get high blood pressure about senseless lyrics.

Literally i get pissed bad at mainstream radio shit. tha dam lyrics

 

[MataSkonkas]

ITS SO HOT UP IN THE DAMN CLUB THAT I AINT GOT NO SHOES ON! -HURRICANE CHRIS

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

that hurricane chris lyric is pretty garbage.

I still coulda swore that short dogg lyric was m a c a k.

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

the last bar to that song "walk it out"

"my diamonds steady steady hansin"

what the fuck do "hansin" mean!!!?

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

lil bow wow from pop drop it remix

 

[GHP]

Theres an old mac dre line off the YBB tape tryin to get out of the C double E L then he repeats it "Romp Yall" still one of my favorite Mac Dre songs though

 

[Rusto]

"i hate to be greedy but i love to be greedy"-nickatina off the equipto album

eazy e's entire verse on that one bone thugs song

 

[aboutmydolla$]

in i only wear my white tee once i heard one of em tryna spell NORTHERN CA..but he spells it N-O-R-T-H-E-N-CA..he forgot the R in northern

 

[JP $CRILLA]

Ummmm...

"I'll tell you what bad is. Bad is when you're capable of bein' the baddest." ~Petey Pablo

^^^either that is really deep or it's the most retarded shit ever said

thats fuckin funny

 

[aboutmydolla$]

also on one of killa keise songs..he says "and when im gone im gonna have a little NEISE..so when you look at HIM..you gon always think of me"

arn't neases girls tho..i think he meant nephew

 

[DankedOut707]

DRU DOWN OFF PRETTY BLACK-WE EATIN

"KEEP MY VISUAL......BACK AND FRONT SIDE.......PERIVIAL"

I GUESS THE OAKLAND SCHOOL SYSTEM DIDNT TEACH HIM HOW TO SAY "PERIPHERAL". FUCK IS PERIVIAL? HAHA SOUNDS LIKE A CAR