Worst lyrics you ever heard

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Red Ryda 916 said:
What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T, it's me Warren ta the mothafuckin G. ......LOL I bet he still doesen't notice that shit.
That aint even the worse part about that rhyme, peep:

"Conjunction junction, whats my function
I'm hookin up tracks so that niggaz can function
its not Pete Rock or that nigga Dr. Dre
its this muthafuckin nigga from around the way
the one who brings you styles on timesy, whymsy
thats why its so hard to find me
conduction, construction when I bust choo choo, bustas
its a must when I bust when I bust, I gotta come correct
the R to the E to the S-P-ect architect
yup nigga no I'm not tweakin
its one of the 16 minds that I'm speaking
the W-A the double R the E into the uhh
A-B-C-D-E-F to the muthafuckin G
ooh shit as I flex I wrecks I checks
so whats next"

Thats just wack, plain and simple.
 
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_bong_ said:
www.kobesoz.com

Check out the shylock nose.
BWAHAHAHAHAH.... Oh shit, that website is pure comedy! I swear those pics just dont look right. You see when he's poppin his collar with Droop, he's hella stiff, that pic with keak, he made sure to have on his old ass faded Stackin Chips t shirt he got at the flea market...LOLLOLOLOLOL... I mean shit, I know the artists prolly got breaded, but fuck, what about your rep, dont that mean somethin anymore?
 
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HAHAHA, the comedy dont stop... The broad next to him is lookin at him like "Damn, is this cat serious?

And the black dude is up there with his hand on his head like "What the fuck am I doing on stage with this guy?" LOL
 
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MeloTrauma said:
That aint even the worse part about that rhyme, peep:

"Conjunction junction, whats my function
I'm hookin up tracks so that niggaz can function
its not Pete Rock or that nigga Dr. Dre
its this muthafuckin nigga from around the way
the one who brings you styles on timesy, whymsy
thats why its so hard to find me
conduction, construction when I bust choo choo, bustas
its a must when I bust when I bust, I gotta come correct
the R to the E to the S-P-ect architect
yup nigga no I'm not tweakin
its one of the 16 minds that I'm speaking
the W-A the double R the E into the uhh
A-B-C-D-E-F to the muthafuckin G
ooh shit as I flex I wrecks I checks
so whats next"

Thats just wack, plain and simple.





LOL.. i know yall will still bump that shit tho. Warren G "G Funk Era" is classic!!!!! i think im dl that album an slump the shit, thinkin back when i was young like "Ahmad" haha
 

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mustynutz said:
SHAW is a damn lyrical genius...with such hits as BBECR and BOUT MAIL...shit he was even talkin to the real Mac Mall,not a fake Mac Mall.....like hes fuckin awesome. totally the SeaTown King

Fashooooooo Fasheeeeeeeeeez
east coast! burnin in this west flame!!

ahahah i swear, everytime i see his threads, i jump on em and post one of his lyrics and he'd damn near have a heart attack.... lololololololol
 

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MeloTrauma said:
HAHAHA, the comedy dont stop... The broad next to him is lookin at him like "Damn, is this cat serious?

And the black dude is up there with his hand on his head like "What the fuck am I doing on stage with this guy?" LOL
ahahahahaha damn i almost spit my quaker chewy granola bar at the laptop monitor
 
May 15, 2002
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Mtown Criminal said:
ya lil flip shit is gettin hella wack that sunshine song...got damn i cant stand it especially

"just...answer ya phone whenever i call-
cuz im ridin on crome whenever i ball-

lmao that shit dont even make sense!
lol...I thought I was the only person who noticed how dumb that line sounded.
 
May 12, 2002
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Mtown Criminal said:
ya lil flip shit is gettin hella wack that sunshine song...got damn i cant stand it especially

"just...answer ya phone whenever i call-
cuz im ridin on crome whenever i ball-

lmao that shit dont even make sense!
it does, cause he sayin to gally it's alwayz a pleasure ridin in his shit.... Like gal wouldnt pick it up if he was rollin in a bust up hatchback.

its still CORNY though.
 
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Cold world hustlers, iceland, track 8 - title track.

"Even persistent to the fact that I thug and I want to get my ball on..."

You mean "Even consistent with the fact."

Classic ass album, but that line pisses me off.
 
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i want to get high like a kite
so i can feel like im flying high
i am so cool
touch me boy u gotta be a fool
i know im a man thats made
because i got paid in a major way