took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned

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drunkaholic707

drunkaholic707

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She pursued to chop it up
And asked if I liked to groove
I said, 'Baby I'm a gangster
When I dance I barley move'
So if that's cool with you
Then fo' sho' lets hit the floor
But I must admit
My specialty's to stop and get low
 
408mobsta

408mobsta

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i remeber one time i was at a club in sj and sum chubby gurl asked me why i wasnt danceing?so i told her that i wasnt buzzed enough yet lol....any how well she bought me drinks all night trying get to me to dance wit her...lol free buzz and i did dance but not with her because i dont dig fat broads..overall i had fun that night
 
cheeto

cheeto

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YOUNGNUTT said:
FIRST OF ALL PLAYBOY!!!
TURTLE NECCS AIN'T CASUAL AND IT DEF. AIN'T THE BIZZNESS!!!
I'M CLAIM'N' THAT'S THE REASON SHE DIDN'T PLAY WITH YOUR DICC!!!

I'M JUST SAYIN!!!
PLAY ON PLAYA!!!
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bru-goon it aint a turtle neck lol its kinda like a jacket that zip up all the way

fuck nevermind i aint gonna win lol

ima have to slap it on one time and take a flick with me modeling in that bitch

that jacket = the smooth bizznizz
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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cheeto said:
i know im fat n stuff but on friday night i met up with this girl i used to mmess with
i had'nt seen her in almost a year n shit
so last week she hit me up saying she wanna see me n she miss me n typical shit like that i can understand tho because im so fuckin dope of course she miss me u know? lol jk
but we end up setting sumthin up for friday night
so i have her meet me at my friends house cuz i dont want her to see where i live now
she use to be hella thick like borderline chubby but just dumb ass thick big ass booty big ass titties ...she was a good fuck and i miss that pussu
so she show up to my boys house and we all out there allredy light weight perkin n shit
so i see her pull up so i go n get in her car and i look at her and damn she got hella fuckin fat
damn in 1 year she gained hella weight wtf
ima fat dude and i like fat bitches matter fact i love fat bitches(with curves not round hoes eww)
so we wer gonna go eat dinner and catch up n shit
so in my head i was like "fuck change of plans!pronto!"
so i lied and said i had allredy ate n wasnt hungry and i wanted to go see a movie instead
i didnt want people to see 2 fat people going to eat lol
so we go to the theater and sit all the way in the back
i aint gonna lie ima fuckin horny ass nigga so im hella on her rubbin her n shit
then i got my hand up her shirt n rubbin her back and i was like wtf it felt like she had a big ass back lol it was light weight a turn off
but my weiner was still hard so i just wips it out its a reflex i alllways do that
so then she didnt do anything with my weiner
i kept putting her hand on it and she wont do shit with it
so i was getting hella mad
then when the movie was over it was late like 11
so we just sitting in her car in the parking lot and she telling me that i prolly think she hella fat now n stuff nshit lol
she was saying that im prolly not attracted to her anymore so i say "i pulledout my dick didnt i?"
lol
so im hella tryna get her to go home with me cuz i wanted to beat but she wanted to go out to a bar just me n her so i was annoyed and told her i feel sick and for her to drop me off at my car cuz i wanted to go home n sleep
so she dropped me off and my friends was out there and i hop out her car and she hop out too and im like wtf is she doing
why this bitch hella kissed me goodnight and i was like fuuuuuuck! my potnas bout to be hella clowning so i didnt wanna b an asshole so i kissed her
and of course everybody was clownin but fuck it
damn as i type this she just texted me her ears musta been ringing
but yea that bitch fucked up she use to have a bangin ass body n just let it go to waste
happens to alot of latinas

oh i forgot to add that she was messing with a black dude for a while now and in my head i was thinking like "fuck how the fuck ima compete with that?!"


oh shit also forgot to mention that we had stopped at 711 to get candy to take in the movie and she ate that shit before the fuckin movie even started!
wtf bitch
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you should went to the bar got drunk and fucked her ..........
 
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