took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned

[prodigy91]

haha


On the real tho, big women who turn down other big niggas is beyond me, that shit didn't start until black dudes started fucking with em. There was this broad I always used to fuck with back in high school and towards the end of the year when I wasnt fuckin with her as much, she started fuckin with this black dude and I knew my ride was over, didn't matter tho cuz I fucked with another broad right after, none of the chicks I've fucked with have ever been skinny but they weren't hella fat either, they were thick but it would be nice e to change pace and try new stuff





disclaimer, never ate none of them out, fuck all that...

 

[PitBuLL VIcious]

ive stuck hella foreign objects in her pussu before lol even a comcast remote

That shit is to funny

 

[Syk0tic]

This fool is starting to sound a lot like Gabriel Iglesias, we get it bro... you're fat.

 

[savage]

and i hop out her car and she hop out too and im like wtf is she doing
why this bitch hella kissed me goodnight and i was like fuuuuuuck! my potnas bout to be hella clowning so i didnt wanna b an asshole so i kissed her
and of course everybody was clownin but fuck it

lol
*Zach "Alan" Galifianakis voice*
Classic!

 

[p.ellz]

ida had that bitch buy me hella food alcohol n weed then get the pussu

 

[imawalkingcorps]

At least she didn't try to sit her fat ass on your face.... your face woulda looked like you buried it in a box of glazed donuts.

 

[ant_johnson_16]

All this fatty on fatty talk is kinda makin my stomach upset.



Why the fuck did I read 8 pages? LOL

 

[fillyacup]

lol.


it must just be me but those fucking mountain mikes mountain sized pizza areols dont do it for me. yes i will smash, but they dont excite me like sliver dollars

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Big areolas dont bother me one bit.

 

[Dana Dane]

Sorry Cheeto, but your weenie was kinda clammy. I would have given you a handjob, but the sweat kinda turned me off. I did like your casual turtleneck though!

 

[MizeryMade]

"Fat bitches need love too Craig!"

LuLz

 

[Chuy Savedra]

Lol Cheeto is the Ma'fuckin' Nigg! Let this man be an inspiration to everyone.

 

[cheeto]

Sorry Cheeto, but your weenie was kinda clammy. I would have given you a handjob, but the sweat kinda turned me off. I did like your casual turtleneck though!

fuckin liar I washed my dick

 

[TheVille31]

with popcorn butter


no marty

 

[Dana Dane]

Maybe it was sweat leakin from your tiddies!

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

I read the title & was thinking did he p/u on a transvestite & didn't know it til he got them pants/skirt off...

Then read the post & was like who cares...LOL

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

Thick/fat hoes get the ultimate cheek pounding. Them bitches are damn near indestructable. I be jumping off the top rope with a metal chair trying kill them bitches.

 

[DFresh77]

lolllllllllllllll funny shit!

 

[cheeto]

I'm sorry I failed u big brah Shea

Ur like the mister miyagi of the sicc

 

[rwashing34]

fat bitches gotta give it up on the first date..they have to..or she need to cook you a steak and lobster dinner or spend 70 at outback steakhouse..they gotta pay for my services!!