once the homie was dating a fat bitch and she came over his house with half a cake. like, you know, the big ass birthday cake, well she came over with half of one. there was like 5 guys in the house and she was like close to 400 so everyone started capping on the audacity of her to bring half a cake, like that shit was some sort of welcoming gift, and what happened to the other half, did your fat ass scarf it down on the way here? like how do you come with a cake? most peopel come with weed or liquor... well she turned around and left with her cake and cried and walked home in the rain with half a cake , and no one went to pick her fat ass up out of the rain i think she walked half a mile to the spot too
sometimes fat people do it to themselves, had she brought a bag of weed and some coke everyone woulda prolly ran a fat chick train on her
