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Lil Oso XIV

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#82
Oct 24, 2004
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La imigra catchs a paisa tryin to cross the border.
He says to the paisa "If u want to be in the US that bad, use
Green, Pink, and yellow in a sentence. The paisa takes a minute to think
then says "The telephone, it goes green green green, so I pink it up
and says yellow"
Ha Ha Ha Ha
 
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YUNG $PIDER

Sicc OG
#86
Apr 13, 2006
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WHEN A WHITE PERSON HAS A BABY,N DA BABY DIES....IT GROWS WINGS AND BECOMES AN ANGEL AND FLY'S AWAY RIGHT ?















WELL..............





WHEN A BLACK PERSON HAS A BABY,AND THE BABY DIES,IT GROWS WINGS N BECOMES A BAT AND FLIES AWAY
 
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sharky boy

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#87
Aug 9, 2006
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A GUY IS AT THE HOSPITAL AND HIS WIFE IS HAVING A BABY, THE MAN SEE'S HOW FUCKING BIG THE BABY IS AND THAT ITS A BABY GIRL, AFTER THE BIRTH OF THE CHILD THE MAN STARTS BUSTING OUT IN TEARS, THE DOCTORS ASKS HIM "WHY YOU CRYING YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED A BOY" “NO ITS NOT THAT” SAYS THE MAN “WELL WHY IS IT THEN” AND THE MAN SAYS “IM GLAD MY BABY GIRL WAS BORN BUT WHY DID THAT FUCKING BITCH HAD TO FUCK UP THAT PUSSY! IMA HAVE TO USE MY FUCKING KNEE NOW JUST TO PLEASURE MY FUCKING WIFE”
 
CRAZY SILENT

CRAZY SILENT

Sicc OG
#88
Dec 13, 2004
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#88
LMAO!
How bout this one homies..
A blonde lady goes to buy some curtains.She looks around and see alot of curtains for sale.So she asks one of the workers their that end op being someone she knows.SO the blond lady tells the worker.I'm looking for a curtain for my room can you help me.The worker helping her says,why you looking for curtains? Your room has no place for curtains.She tells him,yes I does,my computer has windows.....Wa.Wa.Waaa.lol
Sorry homeboys. I tried.
 
kayvee

kayvee

Sicc OG
#92
Nov 20, 2005
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dunno if its been posted already, if it is, my bad!

my brother just texted me this:
[HIDE]A man gives blood to save his girlfriend. They break up and he wants it all back.

So she hands him a tampon and says, "I'll pay you back monthly bitch!"[/HIDE]

~k.
 
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