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HEAVYMETALGANGSTER

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How you know you are at a gay bbq?
All the hot dogs taste like shit

Theirs 2 gay dudes and 2 lesbians racing to san francisco who wins?
The lesbians they get there lickitey split,while the gay guys are still packing their shit.

What you call four white guys pushing a car up a hill?
white power

I got black jokes, so spenca and no disrespect to the black comrades:

What you call a black guy with hella pimples?
nestles crunch

How you stop 5 black guys from rapeing a girl?
throw them a basketball

What u call hella black guys butt fucking each other?
soul train

Heres a story one, kinda stupid but fuck it and remember she is blonde haha:

Theirs this blonde chick just walking along an she sees a horse and she remembers how she has always wanted to ride one, so she thinks n thinks an so ok ill try, so she walks up to the horse and puts her hand out and she sees that the horse is calm so she decides to get on an ride, well shes liking it and the ride is smooth all a sudden the horse goes a lil faster so she holds on tighter then it gets fasters an she starts falling off the horse goes faster an now shes damn near hanging from his neck, now she is scared shitless yellin for help help help help, so then the manager of the store comes out an unplugs the horse.
 
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ArtZ69

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Q:Whats the difference between an asian and a caucasian?

A:The size of the first part of caucasian.(For those who dont get it its the size of the cock.
 
shinnbone

shinnbone

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Jan 29, 2005
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--mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters....

--mommas so stupid, she thought MCI was a rapper....

--mommas so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.....
 
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ArtZ69

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shinnbone said:
--mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters....

--mommas so stupid, she thought MCI was a rapper....

--mommas so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.....
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Craps joke is fucking funny man post some more up
 
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miggieoso

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you guy may of heard thisone but i have to put it up

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He
had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he
wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to
his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to
Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his
older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked
for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing
and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face
started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except
he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them
started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been
cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and
began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of
the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because
Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them
so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out
of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he
grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she
got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one
she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our
house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while
he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to
keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put
up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it
just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her
boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel
wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels
are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up
and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle,
they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's
boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet
 
shinnbone

shinnbone

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Jan 29, 2005
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--mamas so short, she plays handball on the curb--

--mamas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund---

-mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles--

-peace...
 
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ArtZ69

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shinnbone said:
whatcha call a nigga in a 3-piece suit?
-guilty

whatz a car fulla niggaz?
-tinted

"don't trip"....
-peace...
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Tinted joke was funny but the flintstones joke had me hella laughing bro put some more shit up
 
BIGSBY

BIGSBY

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Mar 14, 2006
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Q: whats a mexican rolling around in sand called?
A:a churro!

ok ok
here is a long one

so a grandfather takes his grandson fishing one day on a boat
while there fishing the grandfather takes out a cigar
the grandson asks if he could take a puff.
the grandfather asks the grandson if his dick reaches his ass yet..
the kid looks at his dick then at his ass,
he replies no.
then the grandfather pulls out a beer
the kid asks for a sip.
grandfather asks him once again if his dick reaches his ass...
and once again he says no.
so after the grandfather finished his beer and cigar the grandson pulls out some cookies.
the grandfather asks if he could have a couple of them.
the grandson puts a smirk on his face and asks him if his dick reaches his ass.
the grandfather replies with a big smile on his face and says YES it does.
soooo the grandson says "good, go fuck your self, grandma made these cookies for me"

HAHA!
i think its funny.
 
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