Just one shot of Grey Goose man, just one
“Ok, just one because I got to work tomorrow, got to wake up at 6:30.”
Yeah that’s right, take one more before I go cuz I’m going to be gone for a few weeks, plus this is Grey Goose man!
“Shit comrade, aight I’ll take one more but seriously this is the last one”
Remember that time back in high school when we were on acid [hands me another shot] and we thought your wallpaper in your room was covered with bees?
“Yeah that was a trip [pours myself another shot]”
Yep, that’s how it started. Next thing you know the 5th is empty and I’m drinking the emergency beer from the fridge.
Now my head hurts and I hate myself. Fuck.