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SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

Sicc OG
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#541
forgive me but i had to repost this info,...there was that golum bitch just being ugly to me today,...she has benn going thru alot lately (getting drunk, passing out and have her ceadit cards missing,...the this week her leaving work early cause of stomh pain and then telling everyone it's hutches desisse in her intesteants)and i feel like she being ugly to me for what?...it's nothing that makes me hate her but if you act mean to me when i did not do or say anything mean to you then i'ma make you feel the way you making me feel,...so i had to "dump" on her real quick like

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UsA'sMostWanted

UsA'sMostWanted

M.O.B
#542
May 8, 2005
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#542
man, i know its late....my shift is over in 2 hours....but this job sucks big donkey dick......at least i got internet access, but like Da6Footah......my cell phone is in critical condition and my boss is lagging it on my late payroll, that mahfuckah
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#544
Jun 27, 2002
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#544
wow slowpoke you need a damn spell checker fa reeeeeal.......lol



hey ya'll my moms been actin like a bitch ;lately ands wont let me go out and play and shit till my chores are done, and she wont even let me borrow the car to cop some chronic, its hella fucked up...she keep comin in my room and buggin me bout shit, and it aint cool when i have girls over feel me dogg...keeps askin me for favors and to open jars and shit...fuck that...i might be 28 but watch, she aint gonna be punkin me like this when i turn 30...fuck that, ima get me a job one day and move the fuck out, then what she gonna do...??? ...i told he stop callin me Christopher, my name is C-DAWG now and shit, but she aint feelin a nigga for some reason...talkin bout she aint finna do my laundry no mo...aint that a bitch...who the fuck gonna iron my socks and fold my boxers and shit?....damn woman...she be buggin ya...Linda Mar Projects fo life....she betta cough up some chedda before i bust on her old ass...watch me bust that crackas hip real quick....and i'll fuck up pops if he wanna start some shit too....cracka this my house...
 
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YOUNG BREW

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#545
Apr 25, 2002
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#545
fuck..work on fridays sucks cuz i have to work ana extra hour..but its pay day...so.....i can deal with it..its gone be a slooooow ass day tho...hopefully kmel plays some good jams cuz thats all i have to get me thru
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
#546
May 3, 2002
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#546
^If by good jams you mean you wanna hear "I;m tired of Love Songs" and "If I had one wish" 40 times in an 8 hour period, then you are in luck!
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
#548
May 3, 2002
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#548
Started my NEW new job today and I am bored already. They have a guy with 1/4 the experience as me 'training' me....LOL.....I DID manage to sneak on the siccness a few times while he was out to lunch or on ciggie breaks. I also got quite a laugh outta the only shit he clicked on Craig's List was 'casual encounters'...HAHAH...he's an undercover freak....and he's a computer guy, so he might have searched everywhere I went while he was gone and be reading this.....Yeah, you GARY!!!! All in all, I think it may pick up for me when he leaves and I take over...the commute LICKS BALLS, big fat nasty musty nuts!!!! But its more money and I don't think my boss here is a crackhead, so that's a puls.
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#552
Jun 27, 2002
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#552
You know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if two or more of the following are true:
1.. You don't officially start working in the morning until you read your emails.
2.. You have at least one drawer/cabinet that contains more food than office supplies.
3.. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria workers, one of them has asked you out on a date.
4.. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends and plan what you are doing for the weekend.
5.. The only time your man/woman picks you up from work is on payday.
6.. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out because you didn't answer your phone quick enough.
7.. You paint your nails/toenails at your desk.
8.. When you are on a personal call you, laugh so loud your co-workers on the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.
9.. You have pictures on your wall with you and your friends at the club or with beer in your hands. 10..To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's someone know to call you right back. (Let the phone ring two times and call me right back).
11.. You give your out-of-town friends your company's 1-800 number.
12.. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud.
13.. Coworkers inquire how your father's surgery went that required you to be out for days and you don't even know what they're talking about.
14.. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your personal mail.
15.. Your kid's school supplies all have your company insignia on them, you order personal supplies for you and your kids.
16.. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up your paycheck. (Now THAT'S REAL ghetto!! Get direct deposit!!)
17.. You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most food and take a platter of lunch meat and potato salad home to your family for dinner.
18.. Before someone uses your telephone at your desk, they have to wipe the makeup off the handset.
19.. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday.
20.. You don't like your supervisor and a couple other coworkers and you tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been promoted.
21.. You went shopping or to get your hair done on lunch and come back late and then ask "Was anybody looking for me?".
22.. You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work.
23.. You come to work on Friday's dressed for the Happy Hour.
24.. Your kids call your job and say to the operator, "Let me speak to my Mama".
25.. You are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work done​
 
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