update on my new job,....
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan the folks i work with are tha chit!!!!!!!
this one fool is an middle eastern cat,...i'm over here acting like ok,...dont stare at him too much cause of 9/11 and chit,...so we get to talking and this fool starts talking about how he use to asstant manage a terrist group in his home land,....
i'm like did this fool just brake some kinda law?...am i to laff or take him seroius?,...would i insult him by saying bullchit? or would he try and prove me wrong?
this one guy was talking about he was from china and he only been in the country for 5 months,...i like a dumb ass and say ,...for real?,...your english is good,....everyone starts laffing and i look around....man he brakes out and says man i was born here,....
later on in the day he says he lives in china town,...i say b.s!!!,...i'm not falling for that one,...he laffs and says naw for real ,....they love foucking with me
they was fucking with me since day one,...tues they was sticking post it's on my back and assfuckers was sliding it under chairs right before i sat down
terrist guy was like"i hope you did not take that the wrong way"
i was like maaaaaaan i love humor,....it's all about knowing the diff degrees of humor,....like say one day you go to your car and the the tires are poped and every window busted,...see to me that's funny,...
he just gives me a look like i am in the middle of ass fucking his mom while i'm watching hbo's six feet deep and have a bowl of cheerieo's on the small of her back in his living room
"naw i'm just fucking with you man,...btw,...where was you parked?"
he walks away slowly
everyone on the job is humorious, but some heads wanna go casue of management (witch was late paying me,...but i'll handle that)
everyone hates this one manger that is a top forty dj,...he says"anyone can mix a song,...but it's how you control the crowd,...i do that real good"
everyone told me that he use seroino program to do his thing,...but i like a dumby ask him what seroino is,....he got all juiced and started talking about it,.....i just nod my head like i did not know but am eger to learn,...yadidaaaaaaaahehe
one mangaer is a selfproclaimed gold digger...sexy,...yes,....my kinda woman,...naw she would need an extra 200lbs. to get some play with me,...yadidhahaha like thast would ever happen, and i got his one girl on the team that looks like ali mac beal,...hella skiny!!!!!!!,....hella white brite and out of sight!,...i can kinda see her organs,....and dam near what see's thinking,.....hells skiny i really think she be throwing up those mints i be giving her just to cut back on calires!!!!
when she get's mad,...she kinda looks like golum from lord of the rings,...(pershious!!!!!!!)
then theres this big fucker ,...he looks like sloth form the goonies!!!!!!!
(haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay uuuuuuuuuuu guyyyyyyyyyyyys,...rockie roooooooad)
and trap jaw from the cartoon heman had a kid
fucker is like 6'5" and a underbite that look like he would stick his chin in his ladies ass before he could get the tounge on the clint,...he show's signs of petty snitching to climb the corprate ladder,..he's one to watch out for,....but i'll keep him laffing for the time being
aside from that,...it's been wonderful working at this new spot i love it,...and best of all,...i'm geting paid $4 more an hour and doing 80% less work!!!
as they say in my native country of northern califooledyou,..."yadidayeeeeeeee"