The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet

[SLOWPOKE]

WELL I'M BACK,....GUESS WHAT,....I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


YUP,...LAST TUES WAS MY LAST DAY,....I FEEL SO MAD AT THE WORLD CAUSE I FEEL THAT THEY ARE PROTECTING THIS HEAD CASE,....I HAVE NOT BEEN ON HERE IN A LONG ASS WHILE,....WHO MISSED ME?.....
















OK,...OK,...

HOLD YOUR HOOTING AND HALLERING,....IT'S TOO LOUD,...SEE I HAVE BEEN INTOXICATED ALL 7 DAYS,.....AND MY HEAD,.... GUTS.....AND LEFT BALL HURTS,.....I WAS SO GONE THAT A WEEK WENT BY AND I DID NOT NOTICE,...SO IF YOU SEE PICS OF ME HUMPING ON OBJECTS IN PUBLIC,...JUST SAY A PRAYER FOR MY SOUL...AND MY NEW AA SPONSER

MAN I'M JUST COMING TO REALLTY,...BUT NOW THAT I'M SOBERING UP,....THIS ANGER IS COMING BACK,....JUST THINK ALL THAT TIME I WAS FUCKED UP,...SHE WAS THE LAST THING ON MY MIND,....AND NOW THAT I'M NOT TOE BACK I START THINKING ABOUT HER FUCKING TOUNTS,....MAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW BAD I WANNA CALL DR. PHIL AND PUT A HIT OUT ON HER,....WELL I'M LOOKING AT LOOKING FOR A NEW GIG,...SOMETHING THAT I CAN DO AND STILL TRAVEL FOR MY SHOWS,....
HERE YOU GO MUSTY,...LET ME HAVE IT,...
I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW GIG AND WANDER WHAT YOU GUYS WOULD THINK I WOULD FIT GOOD AT DOING?.....LET THE JOB TITTLES ROLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mustynutz]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

you went out like a sucka dogg....i thought yo ass woulda laughed it off, but you let the bitch win...
i hope you fucked her little sister first ....burned down the building?......jerked off on the boss coffee mug....something....?

im disappointed slow.....dont post for 3 days....your grounded.

 

[KALYN]

im disappointed slow.....dont post for 3 days....your grounded.

GROUNDED!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


YOU WERE A A BIG HELP,...CHIT WHAT I NEEDED WAS A LAWYER

DIG THIS THO
SEEMS WHEN I REPORTED THIS TO "SECUITRY" THEY NEGLETED TO "REPORT " IT TO THE COPS,..SEEMS THAT SHE COULD HAVE GOTEN ARESTED AND FIRED THE SAME DAY,...SO I'M LOOKING FOR A LEGAL REP,...AFTER ALL,...WE CANT HAVE "SECUIRTY" LOOKING THE OTHER WAY WHEN A "CRIME" IS BEING COMITED ON THE BUILDING
SO THAT'S WHERE I START FROM

LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE GETTING TWO HEADS INSTEAD OF ONE,....

OOH AND DONT THINK IT'S THE 5TH QUARTER ON ME(LET YOUR OPPONET THINK THAT THE COAST IS CLEAR,...THEN ATTACK),...I GOT SOME MORE GAME THEN THE LAME,...I KNOW A FEW OF THE PEEPS SHE KNOWS,...AND THEY LACED ME ON HER LO-CAL,...SO IF I DONT GET SOME LEGAL MONEY THEN I WILL RESORT TO DOING IT CALI STLYE,.....NUFF SAID,...I'LL LET MUSTY BE THE "RECLESS" ONE WHEN IIT COMES TO THIS TYPING......

SO WITH THIS NOW ON THE TABLE,....INTERNET GOD PLEASE REINSTATE MY SICCNESS GHETTO PASS?

 

[CannibalCrow]

And if nobody else does, I'll take her out. There's a perfect murder out there. She'll disappear and none shall be the wiser. And they'll never catch me because there's no link between us. Except for this post... So I'll just change this post to, " I would never murder someone. No way." by editing it after the deed is done. And I know that no one here would rat out the Crow.

 

[mustynutz]

Aiight Slowpoke...this is your warning, if you should ever succumb to a dummy with down syndrome and taurettes again i will have to banish you to posting only in the East CoCo forum under the name SouthSideRiderX3 and braggin about Lil Robs rappin skills.....capish...?

 

[SLOWPOKE]

*RASIES RIGHT HAND AND GIVES THE BIRD,...AND PLACES MY LEFT HAND ON A HAND WRITEN MEAD NOTE PAD FULL OF BROTHA LYNCH'S LYRICS*

"I,.....SLOW TO THA MUDDAFUCKIN POKE,.....DO SOLEMY SWEAR TO RIDE ON A CRAZY BITCH BUT WILL CONTRACT MY "LIGHT WORK" TO THA ONE AND ONLY CODE NAME: CROW,.....SOLE HELP ME CED SING.........
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAPTOP MAFIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[KALYN]

Ummm yeah.. back to the topic of the thread.


Today is my FRIDAY!!!



Yeeeeeeeeeee!!


I'm outta town bitches-- four day week-end....

 

[CannibalCrow]

Damn, lucky. Today's my late/long day. Go in later, but stay awhile longer than I want to. I hate this job. I hate how busy it is, and how I am newbie. I hate how the experienced folks treat me when I need help. Gargh. This weekend is needed.

 

[Dana Dane]

Back to work today.....Here by myself, nothin to do. THIS SHIT SUCKS!!!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

SITTING AT HOME ALL DAY,...JUST ME AND THE SICCNESS,.....MAN,...SOMEONE JUST PASTED ME UP IN THE POST COUNT,....TIME TO GO FUCK WITH PEOPLE IN THE ART FORRM,..."U SUCK,...U SUCK,...U SUCK,...U SUCK,...U OK,...BUT DO THIS,.U SUCK,...U SUCK,...U SUCK,...U SUCK,..."

 

[YOUNG-$PIDER415]

today is another day off for me !!!!!

 

[KALYN]

*SIGH*

Poor me... I'll be gettin' my nails and toes did tomorrow when I should be at work... its gonna be rough- hope I can make it thru it ..........



yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[mrskrilla]

I got a feeling that this thread is gonna cause alot of people to quit their jobs. I know I've quit a few since it started.

 

[KALYN]

I got a feeling that this thread is gonna cause alot of people to quit their jobs. I know I've quit a few since it started.

Since the end of July? youve had a few different jobs?

 

[SLOWPOKE]

I THINK I SHOULD START AN OFFICAL "I JUST QUIT MY JOB ,...WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD SO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS,...." THREAD?



I'M A LIL DRUNK,...NOT TO MUCK,...HAD A LIL BIT OF BEER,..NOT MY MAIN THING BUT HAY,....FEELING IT,....


SO YEAH,..A LIL LIGHT IN THE STEP RIGHT NOW,.....LIL HUNGERY BUT MAY JUST GO TO BED CAUSE I BEEN UP ALL NIGHT,....WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR DINNER,...
MAN,...I KNOCKED OVER A GANG OF CD'S EARLY,....NOW I GOTTA RE SET THEM UP,......I CAN DO THAT WHEN I GET UP,....

 

[Dana Dane]

What we NEED to start is a mass thread called the Official Slowpokers Drunk Rambles thread...they are all over the boards, and they always crack me up.

 

[Meelo]

im hella late for school, damn u siccness

 

[SLOWPOKE]

MAN IT'S 3:37 PM PST,...AND I JUST GOT UP,....MAN I'M HUNGERY,.....THAT BEER TASTE IS STILL IN MY MOUTH,...WHAT DAY IS IT?.....FRIDAY?,....OOOH IT'S THURS,...SO HOW WAS WORK TODAY SICCNESS?.....

 

[mustynutz]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........its fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......