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CannibalCrow

CannibalCrow

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So today a woman wished death upon me for asking for her ID, because she had to wait for 5 minutes to get service. ( I work at the drive thru teller window at a bank.) So we photocopied her ID, got her information and we're pressing charges on her for terroristic threats. (Which everyone who works near me heard inside the bank, and she's on video camera shaking her fist at me.) Haha..

And then I had to ask some old man for ID, and he likened this act to Russia and its Gestapo. He then proceded to refer to me as Comrade Pamela for the rest of the transaction. ( My name tag is visible, obviously, to the people at the drive thru coming up.) I was tempted to tell him I'd go get my manager, Stalin, to verify his identity in the future if he felt like it was an inconvience to provide ID. Either that, or say that I had to call over the security officer, Ivan Drago, if he continued to badger me as he was. But alas, I didn't.

Customerssuck.com is awesome. Glad I was referred there.
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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glad it helps girl....i was in customer service for over 5 years...seen it all.....
try not to let it stress you out baby..its aint worth it....ya just gotta try and laugh most of it off really, hard to do but man i know what ya goin through....

Customer Relations spells Almost Intercourse if you switch around the letters
 
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playboy ene

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RYE NOW I RATHER BE IN BED. I FOUND OUT YE$TERDAY I GOT LAID OFF $O YALL KNOW IM NOT GONA HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY. AT LEA$T I GOT A $ERVERANCE PACKAGE WHICH WILL PAY ME OVER 10 GZ AFTER MY LA$T WORK DAY WHICH I$ JAN 31, 06. IM MIGHT LEAVE EARLY TODAY NOT MOTIVATED.
 
CannibalCrow

CannibalCrow

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Man, I'm glad I have a three day weekend. Gonna relax, see my folks back home and have a bab-b-cue and do my laundry.. Thank fucking god.. Gonna drink tonight and get shitfaced so I can forget my stress, and then next week I'm going to start looking for another job. I'm too irresponbsible to do most managing jobs, so I settled for bank teller thinking it'd be good pay and eays work. Wrong. At least for me. Man, after this shit, I'd be willing to shovel shit for the same pay. It'd make more sense and require less stress.
 
2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

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FUck. I'm straight suicidal right now. I do not want to be here today.

I’ve had this job for a couple years, I’m sure I can qualify for unemployment. I think I'm gonna act crazy today, maybe I’ll flick the boss’s forehead with my finger. “Fuck you dickwad, fire me!” and just repeat the flicking until I'm fired.
 
Ry

Ry

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  • Ry

    Ry

CannibalCrow said:
So today a woman wished death upon me for asking for her ID, because she had to wait for 5 minutes to get service. ( I work at the drive thru teller window at a bank.) So we photocopied her ID, got her information and we're pressing charges on her for terroristic threats. (Which everyone who works near me heard inside the bank, and she's on video camera shaking her fist at me.) Haha..

And then I had to ask some old man for ID, and he likened this act to Russia and its Gestapo. He then proceded to refer to me as Comrade Pamela for the rest of the transaction. ( My name tag is visible, obviously, to the people at the drive thru coming up.) I was tempted to tell him I'd go get my manager, Stalin, to verify his identity in the future if he felt like it was an inconvience to provide ID. Either that, or say that I had to call over the security officer, Ivan Drago, if he continued to badger me as he was. But alas, I didn't.

Customerssuck.com is awesome. Glad I was referred there.
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YOu have me rolling with that one, you should have said that stuff to the custoemr that would have been too funny.

I got a job doing tech support in a call center, like you, I thought it would be a hella easy job for the money, WRONG! Its like a labor camp up in there, I feel like a child in the phillipines making jordans. My bosses are uneducated morons, that think they're special because they are a supervisor in a call center. They dont know a damn thing about management and they have no people skills. They are just there to crack the whip. The customers are funny though, some people are so rude, its gotten to the point where I dont give a fuck now, and im hella rude back. Or i'll be sarcastic to them, and it flies right over thier head. When people are nice, ill go out of my way to help them, whether its by giving them free hardware, a free service call or a credit on thier account. I look at it like its not my money, so why not help out a paying customer if they need help and they are nice.
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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^ i did customer service for about 5+ years....you learn to be nice on the phone when calling in, you learn a whole new respect....and if im on the phone and the rep is nice..."let me talk to ya supervisor" becomes a positive thing instead of a negative cause ima let em know they doin a good job. a little goes a long way in CS....and it only takes 3 minutes...
 
KALYN

KALYN

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Da6Footah said:
I got FUCKED UP LIT yesterday. I got FUCKED UP LIT throwin up out the car window on satuday, too. I need some sleep.
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MAN UP Dana! ...we got to sing Ang Happy Birthday later.. I told her we would..



I only work TWO DAYS THIS WEEK--- then I'm out of town!! FOUR DAY WEEK-END....



yeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
KALYN

KALYN

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Dec 11, 2002
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Oh. And yeah.. about Customer Service...? Nah.. I'll have to pass... I'm the OPPOSITE of Customer Service and I'm gonna keep it that way..
 
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