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Stranger: hi
You: WTF? This aint Max B using the Dick in the popcorn tub trick on SHAWTY RAW:KING OF THE CAROLINAS WTF?
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Stranger: Hi
You: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm alright. You?
You: I'm alright...
Stranger: That's good.
You: yes...
Stranger: This is the first time I've tried this thing
You: I make movies....
You: do you like space?
Stranger: As in outer space? Sure..
You: yes, I make space movies.....
You: I film in California.....
Stranger: Interesting. I've never been to Cali.
You: and the name of my company is named Bella Mafia Quackafella Records Incorporated by Rhyme Syndicate 3 Yellow Man Trillionarie Club..
Stranger: Fun. I'm just a fashion student.
You: you have to think big..three trillionaries..because this is a three trillion dollar industry...
You: and we taking over the industry and the world..
Stranger: I'm sure
You: and you know what we going to do?..we're doing two labels....
Stranger: Alright
You: is only gonna be two labels...and those labels are Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda & The Masta Blasta...
You: and you know what we're going to do?
Stranger: Nope
You: we're gonna cut off the lil boys wee wee's ..the dispicable ones...so the lil boys can get pussy off their mind..
You: they going to lose their dicks and nuts..
You: and god going to make the lil boys take the pussy and the bitches...and the alcohol..
You: are you one of those lil boys?
Stranger: Sounds delightful.
You: Oklahoma, Texas, around the world..is gonna be a big nut bust...
Stranger: Fun.
You: a purple nut and the purple pumpkin eater are gonna eat all your motherfuckers..
Stranger: Alright then.
You: we aint smoking purple haze.....we eating your purple haze..
You: a new rock coming to town too...Purple Rock Cocaine..
You: and that shit aint for sale..is gonna take all the dope smokers to the moon..
You: catch our vapors you bitches and suck our dicks......
You: the funky monkeys are coming...eat our shit and suck our dicks...you hoe ass bitches!
 
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whoa re u
Stranger: i'm batman
You: o?
You: THEE BATMAN?
Stranger: yes
You: U KILLED MY FATHER
You: U MUST DIE
Stranger: joker!
You: *SHOOTS RPG MISSLES AT YOUR FACE*
Stranger: jumping away
You: HEAT SEAKING SO U CANT JUMP
Stranger: yes i can
You: well
You: heres a secret
Stranger: cus i'm the godamn batman
You: i am GOD
You: so you can go fuck urself
You: ur dead
You: BYE BATMAN
!
Stranger: holy fuck!
You: *DISAPPEAR IN A GLORIOUS HAZE*
 
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Ha ha, this guy got me good.

Stranger: wanna hear a joke
You: suuure
Stranger: knock knock
You: Whos there
Stranger: not me
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Stranger: hey
You: peaches
Stranger: apples personally
You: wut about pears
Stranger: meh wrong texture
You: bananas?
Stranger: gotta be firm still
Stranger: strawberries are the one tho
You: u must be a girl
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: u must not be.
You: ofcourse not
You: i have a penis
You: that im typing with rite now
Stranger: dextrous.
You: im appauled at your selected choice of words
You: dextrous is absurd to use in a conversation with a stranger
Stranger: quite apt though surely?
You: u must be a british girl
Stranger: u american then?
You: correct miss lady
You: cherrios
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You: Hi my name is You
You: Fuck, You
Stranger: Hi my name is Stranger
You: hello stranger
Stranger: o hai there
You: You look soo pretty today
Stranger: thnx i just got my hair did
You: yes yes i like how u sit in yur comfy little computer chair
You: starin at the screen
Stranger: im on my bed actually ;)
You: i mean i like how u lay on yur bed ..feeling on yur laptop
Stranger: im only 11 is that ok wif u?
You: yea im only 13
You: my mom said i couldnt talk to strangers
Stranger: R U rly on 13???
You: but my dick controls everything i do
Stranger: yur dick controls everything i do 2
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: moms home
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LMAO

You: hi
Stranger: this yrandy jackson yo that american idol judge
You: sweet!
Stranger: wahts good dog
You: this is randy macho man savage
You: let me tell u sumthin randy
Stranger: dog, i thought yyou were good but not good enough dog
Stranger: keep on doing what it is that you do though dog
You: imma climb 2 tha top of the rope and come down so hard brother u gonna fell it in tha mornin' oooooooooooooooooh yeah
Stranger: dog, AMERICAN IDOLLLL
You: oooooooooooooh yeah!
You: snap into it brother
Stranger: a couple things, you cant sing dog, just keeep follwin your heart dog
You: c'mon brother wheres mean gene at?

Stranger: dog
Stranger: u is killin me
You: brother
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Stranger: sup
You: WHAS HANNIN
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just practicing
You: WHEA YU FRAM BRU?
Stranger: china
Stranger: ninja town
You: WHA YA PRACTECEN ON BRU?
Stranger: i want to be a ninja
Stranger: 4real
You: WAI YU CHIN TU FAT?
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You: HOLA
Stranger: hello
You: DE DONDE ERES WEI?
Stranger: dont speak mexican
You: WAI YU MUN CHING?
Stranger: umm k
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: damn connection ><
You: damn connection ><
You: hi
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Im matheus from brazil
You: WAI NO PAH KING?
Stranger: sorry...?
You: HAO LONG WEI TING???
Stranger: where r u from?
You: AI BANG MAI NI
You: DO YU LYK TAI NI PO NI?
Stranger: dude, i really can't understand u, sorry :(
You: YU DUM GAI?
Stranger: try another person, cuzz i wanna talk
You: YU STIN KI PU
You: WAI GO NAO?
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Stranger: *Dies*
You: Well greetings!
You: How does the afternoon find you my friend?
Stranger: Braiiinss................
You: Do you require assistance?
You: Shall I notify the proper authorities towards your situation?
Stranger: *fumbles monacle* Well actchually i'm quite well thankyerroo
You: Wonderful, quite pleasent I see, I feel like forcefully fornicating
You: with a timid small woman
You: about yay high
Stranger: I liek chubbies tbh =P
You: Mayhaps I shall find one strolling along the light walk and bullywhock her and have my way with her buttocks
Stranger: I do say good sir that you are masterfully well mannered
You: I do enjoy when they scream unpleasntries while I ravage their womanhood with a bitter rage and hatred rivaled only by a screaming howler monkey on the 12th of june
You: Why thank you my good fellow, It's quite pleasent to have a decent exchanges with fellow enthusiasts of forcable fornication
You: "rape" is such a brutal and disgusting term
You: It is beneficial to both ugly and fat women who would otherwise never fancy a penis inside of their vaginal pleasure holes
Stranger: Oh yes yes indeed my friend, now I must depart as I am afraid you are actually Colin =)
Stranger: I am rather paranoid you see
You: Colin? That is not my name
You: Sir Winthrop Winifred Jakeford the Seventh
Stranger: Rings a bell
You: Seventh in line and successor to the mississippi tea fortunes of the southern shores
 
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: nice one
Stranger: Adam
You: Hi I'm Chree.
Stranger: Chree is a female name?
You: No, a bi male name.
Stranger: so what was Your last dream that You recall?
Stranger: about
You: Human Ass Dogg was licking peanut butter off my bald head.
You: and yours?
Stranger: I was that dog...
Stranger: hehe
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Stranger: the game
You: shut up
You: shut up
Stranger: starts now
You: shut up
You: shut up
You: shut up
You: oh ok
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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You: oh noes!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: EPICPHAI:l
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Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever been in love?
You: I once loved a beautiful woman
Stranger: don't think so
Stranger: cool
You: who never returned the feelings
Stranger: that sucks
You: I often thought of raping her
You: would she understand afterwords?
You: that it would mean I loved her?
Stranger: that is creepy
You: or would she hate me for my passions
Stranger: she'd hate you
Stranger: because not all girls want that
You: if only I can express myself to her, and in her
You: maybe then will she feel the love I have for her
You: the one she loves doesn't know what she likes
Stranger: or maybe she'll feel violated
You: but I do, I know everything about her, but she doesn't recognize me
You: doesn't even care, but I can make her care
Stranger: you a stalker?
You: I'll make everything right, all it will take is some duct tape
You: and patience
You: no, I'm just patient and in love
Stranger: riiight
You: but I grow tired of waiting
Stranger: and creepy
You: her smile is so beautiful
Stranger: you sound likea serial killer choosing his first victim
Stranger: tbh
You: her warmth is so welcoming
You: if only she'd welcome me instead
You: accept me into her arms and tell me she loves me
You: not him
You: not him, but me, me me me me me
You: oh, I'm babbling, excuse me
You: do you like fried chicken?
Stranger: you you are babbling
Stranger: and you are very creepy
Stranger: and no
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Stranger: i hate licking and sucking
Stranger: i like to chew
You: Thats good
You: U are a female
Stranger: i thought id say that first
You: So u are a female hopefully
Stranger: lots of people have been asking if i want to suck or lick something
Stranger: and when i say i'll chew, they are turned off and disconnect
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im female
Stranger: yeah
You: I like it when my dick is getting chewed
Stranger: so you're not turned off
You: Im turned on actually
Stranger: i gnaw by the way and i have sharp teeth
Stranger: are you really
You: Yes
You: very much
Stranger: so youve had women chew
Stranger: you
Stranger: doesnt it hurt
You: I like pain
Stranger: great
Stranger: awesome
You: ; )
Stranger: lets arrange something
You: cool
Stranger: ive never met anyone who likes pain there
You: I love pain
You: How old are you
Stranger: what else do you do for pain
Stranger: im 24
Stranger: you?
You: No shit . Im 25
Stranger: no way
Stranger: youre lying!
Stranger: you're like 15 or 12
You: No , I swear im 25
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: I was born 1984
Stranger: ok
You: I like it when girls beat my gentiles
Stranger: you're good at math too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what happens the day after
You: Im usually very satisfied
Stranger: great
Stranger: how big is it
You: 7 inches
You: Enough ?
You: Post some pics of you please
Stranger: width?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont post pics online
You: Thats actually very clever. I like you
You: U think 7 inches is small ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but it can be 7 inches long and skinny dick
You: good ?
You: My dick aint skinny.
You: its like a tank
You: I must tell u something
You: u there ?
Stranger: what
Stranger: tell me
You: after sex
You: I sometimes kill the women
You: and burry them somewhere
You: But i wont do this with you
You: I like you
Stranger: uh
You: Yes
Stranger: you're creepy
Stranger: you lie
You: : (
You: We should meet
Stranger: where do you live
You: LA
Stranger: wow
Stranger: im in irvine
You: So that aint too far away
Stranger: lets meet someplace very public
You: OK no problem
Stranger: you have to tell m what you look like and what you'll wear
Stranger: and then i'll approach
You: Im white male. With dark hair
You: I will wear a lakers jersey
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how tall
You: Like 6 feet tall
Stranger: have you really killed women?

You: what do you think ?
Stranger: because if you have, arent you a criminal and someone is probably after you?
Stranger: how can you trust me that i wouldnt bring a police friend?
You: Because I think u are a nice person , and wouldnt do shit like that
Stranger: how do you know i am nice?
You: I think u have a nice heart
Stranger: how do you know that?
You: I have like a sixt sense for things like that
Stranger: do you want to drive all the way here
Stranger: someway halfway?
You: No , I can drive over there
You: Im a gentleman
Stranger: ok
Stranger: great
You: ; )
You: How freaky are u ?
Stranger: i can be reallllllly freaky
Stranger: i live right across uci
Stranger: i'll meet you at the peet's across from there
Stranger: yeah?

You: Great
Stranger: how long do you think it'll take you?
Stranger: where in la are you?
You: Im in north hollywood
Stranger: there's only one peet's across from uci by the way
Stranger: ok so about 2 hours tops?
You: yep
Stranger: its crowded in there
Stranger: and it'll be until it closes
You: hmmm
You: Did u just fart ?
Stranger: no
You: good
Stranger: whyd you ask that
You: But i like it when women fart in my face
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'll see if i can fart later
You: Eat some beans
You: Are we going to meet today
Stranger: yes lets meet
You: Good !
Stranger: leave right now
You: Ok
You: U are not afraid are u ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: there'll be people around
Stranger: and we'll chat first
You: thats good
Stranger: its not guaranteed we're going to go off and do kinky things
Stranger: what if i dont like you?
Stranger: what if i think you're ugly?
You: Im not ugly
Stranger: what if you say something stupid?
Stranger: stupid is worse than ugly
You: I wont do that either
Stranger: great
You: How do u look like ?
Stranger: do you like asians?
You: Yes,
Stranger: alright
Stranger: well i look asian
You: like what type of asian ?
You: korean , chinese ...
Stranger: korean
You: Wonderfull
Stranger: great
You: Korean women are small, they fit very easy in my trunk
Stranger: great
Stranger: i think this conversation is over
You: Ill see u there
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: 2 hours
You: Yes two hours
Stranger: bye
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